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He photosynthesized for your sins… What do you see when you look at the picture on the right? I see a telephone pole being slowly choked to death by Kudzu, a particularly troublesome plant native to Japan and China that has been clogging up the American South since 1876. But if you’re Kent Hardison . . . → Read More: Look! It’s a pole! It’s a plant! IT’S JESUS CHRIST! 
Josh Mather feels he’s had a miracle occur in his life. He and his brother used to own a sports bar, but they had to close it down due to the bad economy. They ended up storing some of the cooking utensils in a garage and promptly forgot about them until the day before this . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom team up for appearance on pizza pan. 
Usually when making public appearances these two tend to go solo, but this time they decided to team up for the ultimate venue: a tortilla! A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon. Short answer: No. Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming . . . → Read More: Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla.
Jesus knows where your thumb has been! It’s been awhile since we’ve had any stories about images of Jesus showing up in odd places so here’s two such stories to make up for it. First, Jesus took the time to freak out an 8th-grader: Austin Coleman says he found Jesus on his thumbprint. He . . . → Read More: Now he’s just showing off: Jesus found in fingerprint and lung X-ray. This is a compilation of various news reports on Jesus and/or his mom showing up in random objects: Couple of things struck me as I watched this. First is the fact that it doesn’t take much for a True Believer™ to declare something as being a miracle. Finding a rock that vaguely resembles Jesus is . . . → Read More: That Jesus guy is everywhere! Apparently Heaven must be boring as Jesus has grabbed his mother and moved into the lava lamp of John Smith of Sydney, Australia. Naturally Mr. Smith is billing this as some sort of miracle: “This is a true, tangible miracle that is not just an optical illusion. It is visible in all directions and permanently . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom set up shop in man’s lava lamp. OK all you fakers and posers out there who are always claiming to see the Virgin Mary in your scrambled eggs or Jesus in your baby’s soiled diapers, you’re officially on alert! The Pope has had enough of this nonsense and he’s laying the smack down: The Pope is declaring a ‘holy war’ against . . . → Read More: Pope declares Holy War against false visions of Jesus and his mom. So what do you see in the tree to the left here? Maybe Jesus? His virgin mom? Maybe a saint? A big bunny rabbit? Can’t decide? Don’t feel too bad because these people couldn’t decide either, but whatever it is they’re sure it’s divine and enough to get them into the newspaper. They were half . . . → Read More: Worst. Pareidolia. Ever. The overly credulous are finding Jesus in a tree again. Which I suppose is normal considering that he was once nailed to one: MyFox Colorado | Jesus Image Found in Tree Log A Bensalem, Pa., furniture maker says he’s found a holy item and he’s been taking care of it religiously. Craig O’Connor has a . . . → Read More: Jesus shows up in a tree log needing a haircut. Either the Virgin Mary is getting lazy or her artistic skills have gone downhill immensely as the picture to the right shows that her latest appearance on a random object leaves a helluva lot to the imagination. That doesn’t matter to the True Believers™ though as they have started coming out of the woodwork to . . . → Read More: Virgin Mary appears on cookie sheet. True Believers™ spazz out yet again. |
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