I’ve never actually said this to a user before…


… but I have thought it from time to time.

This one crazy trick will improve your career.

Once I learned this trick my career really took off.


You laugh, but it’s harder than it seems.

Finally, definitive proof of ghosts.

Normally I’m fairly skeptical of paranormal phenomena, but this is so convincing that I must admit that ghosts are real. How anyone can watch this and not be convinced is beyond my understanding.

I mean, just look at it:


An ode to homophobic Kentucky country clerk Kim Davis.

Sandy and Richard Riccardi were so inspired by the plight of recently incarcerated for her religious beliefs contempt of court county clerk Kim Davis that they just had to sit down and write a song in her honor:

*sniff!* That brought a tear to my eye.

And now, your deep thought of the day.


This is totally true. I’ve tested it.

We all need a little motivational pep talk now and then.


Clever girl.


Cats can be stubborn.


Mom gets free tech support for life.



The three questions I try to live my life by.



ferguson3It’s actually surprising how often the answer to all three questions is “Yes! Yes, goddammit, yes!”