Friends help you move. Real friends grant your request for them to shoot you.

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They say curiosity killed the cat and it’s true that too much inquisitiveness can be deadly, or at least very very painful. One young man with more curiosity than common sense decided he wanted to know what it felt like to be shot with a gun.

So he pestered his best friend until the friend . . . → Read More: Friends help you move. Real friends grant your request for them to shoot you.

Man threatens host of kid’s birthday party with a gun.

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I generally don’t have a problem with gun ownership — most gun owners seem to be responsible and considerate — but this guy isn’t one of those people:

According to a police affidavit, Hayes became upset and began yelling at the victim because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and cake.”

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Four-year-old boy given shotgun shell to play with shoots his mother.

Sometimes you have to wonder how we’ve survived this long as a species:

Four-Year-Old Boy Shoots Mother With Shotgun – Seattle News – The Daily Weekly.

A 23-year-old Kitsap woman was taken to the hospital yesterday with non-life-threatening injuries after her four-year-old son shot her in the side with a semiautomatic shotgun.

The woman told . . . → Read More: Four-year-old boy given shotgun shell to play with shoots his mother.

Kid suspended for drawing a laser gun.

It used to be you had to bring an actual gun to school in order to be suspended for it. These days all you have to do is draw something that looks like it could be a gun and the chances are good your school will suspend you:

“I just can’t believe that there wasn’t . . . → Read More: Kid suspended for drawing a laser gun.