I’m not sure I would understand this commercial even if I spoke the language…

I’m not sure I would understand this commercial even if I spoke the language.

But I was still very amused by it. #seb #easily amused #video clips #commercials

Drug store puts up sign asking folks not to try on condoms before buying them.

Seriously, who the fuck does this?

A thread over on Reddit shows a sign that one drug store felt was necessary to curtail some inappropriate shopping habits:

Seriously, who the fuck does this?

In the comments at least one person suggested that the reality is probably that someone got caught trying to steal condoms by opening a package and stuffing . . . → Read More: Drug store puts up sign asking folks not to try on condoms before buying them.

Cute kittens playing in pots on Japanese TV.

My brother-in-law shared this video on Google+ and I just had to repost it here. It’s a show out of Japan where, according to the description on the video, they “lay out lots of pots on the floor so that they can watch the kittens snuggle into them for naps.” Plus they add in cute . . . → Read More: Cute kittens playing in pots on Japanese TV.

What kittens search for.

Click to embiggen.

When I go to bed at night I often leave my PC on with the monitor turned off and I usually leave Firefox running at the Google homepage. Given Cuddle’s propensity for walking on my keyboard every chance he gets, this results in some interesting Google searches awaiting me upon waking the next morning.

Searches . . . → Read More: What kittens search for.

If this were a real product it would outsell every other drug ever.

So smug you wanna bitch slap that smile right off his face. Click to embiggen.

For the past several weeks I’ve been driving past a billboard on the way to work that appears to be advertising the latest wonder drug. It has a picture of a ditsy blonde woman twirling her hair in her fingers with the message: WHO NEEDS TALENT WHEN YOU HAVE REACHEMOL™? Every time I’d see it I’d wonder . . . → Read More: If this were a real product it would outsell every other drug ever.

Speaking of seeing things that aren’t really there…

Screencap of weatherman with huge penis.

… I’m beginning to suspect that weathermen are doing this sort of thing on purpose:

Is that a major snowstorm or are you just REALLY happy to see me?

I especially love the fact that whoever snapped this pic of the screen managed to find the one moment where it looks like he’s rubbing . . . → Read More: Speaking of seeing things that aren’t really there…

Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla.

Pic of Virgin Tortilla next to old painting of Jesus and his Mom.

Usually when making public appearances these two tend to go solo, but this time they decided to team up for the ultimate venue: a tortilla!

A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon.

Short answer: No.

Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming . . . → Read More: Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla.

When Christmas Pageants attack! Next on FOX!

A lot of Christian churches go all out for Christmas and do their best to bring the myths legends alive for their congregations. Often this involves making use of live animals in a Nativity scene or skit, which is fine when you’re doing it outdoors, but a lot trickier when you move it indoors:

. . . → Read More: When Christmas Pageants attack! Next on FOX!

8-year-old throws down at Break Dancing competition.

This kid has a future in dance and he’s only 8 years old:

I can’t dance worth a shit myself which makes the above that much more impressive.

My score in “Call of Duty: Black Ops” is worse than usual…

Pic of Cuddles the kitten.

Got a review copy of CoD: Black Ops and I’m playing through both the single and multiplayer to get a feel for writing a review. My score in the multiplayer matches has been quite a bit worse than what I was managing under Modern Warfare 2 and I’d like to say it’s entirely due to . . . → Read More: My score in “Call of Duty: Black Ops” is worse than usual…