Crystal Meth is one of the few drugs that makes me doubt my belief that drug prohibition laws should be repealed — it’s affects are stunningly deleterious to addicts. The problem with trying to control production is the fact that it can be whipped up using common household chemicals and over-the-counter cold medications. There’s also . . . → Read More: Cold medicine policy aimed at reducing meth production ends up creating more criminals.
Perhaps she should read up on that commandment about coveting and neighbors.
Christians love to tell stories of people who had their lives were transformed by finding Christ. If I had a dime for every sob-story about how someone was a child killing-mother raping-money stealing-philandering-coke snorting-alcoholic-low life-scum bucket until the Lord Jesus Christ entered . . . → Read More: Former crook turned minister can’t give up her thieving habits.
It’s bad enough that there are people in this world whose primary goal is to see how they can screw over everyone else, but it’s especially galling when they prey upon those who are most vulnerable. Assholes like Terry Scott Hyder who’s been targeting the elderly suffering from dementia in Florida and North Carolina to . . . → Read More: Asshole in Florida busted for scamming dementia sufferers.
Being the messiah can be tough. In fact it can drive you a little crazy:
Police said they were called to the 5800 block of Ridgeway Avenue in the Twinbrook area at about 6:20 p.m. That’s where they found a 38-year-old man with bite wounds and cuts to his arms, and puncture wounds to his . . . → Read More: Jesus goes nuts, attacks a man, is shot and killed by police.
I’ve had my fair share of blue balls over the years, but I’ve never been so hard up that I considered smashing my car through a sex shop:
BROWNHELM TWP. — The thief who crashed his car through AdultMart here early Wednesday knew exactly what he wanted: He picked up a $300 sex toy, discarded . . . → Read More: Thief does $20,000+ in damages to steal one $150 sex toy.
You should probably reconsider who you choose as a drinking buddy if this ever happens to you:
According to deputies, both men admitted that they were drinking. They said they are friends, but what began as an early-morning toast ended with one them being taken to a local hospital with an embarrassing injury.
The picture to the left here is of 17 year-old Cheyenne Cherry who is arguably one of the most heartless asshats you’re likely to meet.
Seems she felt the need to play a “prank” on her ex-roommate so she and another unidentified juvenile broke into the apartment of said ex-roomate and proceeded to . . . → Read More: Teen girl roasts ex-roomate’s kitten alive as a “prank.”
Most of the time when I tell someone they’re stupid I don’t mean it literally, but rather that they’re acting in a stupid manner. That’s not the case with this would-be robber. He’s definitely literally stupid:
18-year-old Ruben Zarate, entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a . . . → Read More: The stupid. It burns!
Some people are scary stupid. This guy is one of them:
GPS ankle bracelet leads deputies to burglary suspect – Springfield News Sun
SPRINGFIELD — Perhaps James Wombles thought he made a clean getaway when he reportedly committed multiple burglaries in Clark and Miami counties between December and January.
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