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Ha ha! Talk about adding insult to injury: The robbers forced the man into a waiting vehicle, and two of the robbers got into the pickup truck with the woman, Miami police said. The masked men used flex cuffs to bind the man’s and the woman’s wrists and drove them to the man’s house . . . → Read More: Bad: You and your girlfriend are robbed. Worse: Robbers introduce your girlfriend to your wife. 
Just doing what he was told. Meet Isaiah Kalebu. He’s a True Beliver™ of the truest kind. When his God tells him to do something, by golly you can bet he’ll get it done. Even when what his God tells him to do is to brutally rape and kill a lesbian couple: “I was there . . . → Read More: Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: God told me to rape and kill edition. 
What do you do when you’re jobless and homeless with a host of medical problems none of which justify a visit to an emergency room? Well, they provide free medical care in jail. That’s the solution James Verone of North Carolina came up with so he walked into a local bank and handed the teller a . . . → Read More: It has come to this: Man robs bank of $1 to get medical care in jail.  to get medical care in jail.">3 comments  Healthcare  crime, Desperation, Healthcare, Stupid Solutions 
If you'll believe this, I've got a bridge I'd like to talk to you about… Religion, we’re often told, will make you a more moral person and people who aren’t religious have no morality. Yet if you pay attention you can find example after example where the above simply isn’t true. Take, for instance, . . . → Read More: Good God Fearing man scams his fellow church members with a Ponzi scheme. 
u mad? Imagine this: Some asshat gets hold of your credit card information and racks up a bunch of fraudulent charges. Then, after the bank calls to tell you that you’ve been victimized, there’s a knock on the door with a gift from the asshat: According to the woman, Bank of America had called . . . → Read More: Asshats steal woman’s credit card info and then sends her “thank you” flowers. I mean, I can understand it given the situation you’re in: A man convicted of first-degree murder told Jefferson Parish jurors deliberating his fate, “If I had an AK-47, I’d kill every last one of y’all with no remorse.” Isaiah Doyle made the comments today after taking the stand during the penalty phase of his . . . → Read More: SEB Pro Tip: When facing the death penalty try not to wish aloud for a gun to shoot the jury with. 
It’s always bad enough when you accidentally lose your credit card someplace and have to go through the process of canceling it and getting a new one. It’s worse when someone finds it and starts racking up charges before you can cancel it. That’s what happened to Harrun Majeed when he accidentally dropped his card . . . → Read More: Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat. Crystal Meth is one of the few drugs that makes me doubt my belief that drug prohibition laws should be repealed — it’s affects are stunningly deleterious to addicts. The problem with trying to control production is the fact that it can be whipped up using common household chemicals and over-the-counter cold medications. There’s also . . . → Read More: Cold medicine policy aimed at reducing meth production ends up creating more criminals. 
Perhaps she should read up on that commandment about coveting and neighbors. Christians love to tell stories of people who had their lives were transformed by finding Christ. If I had a dime for every sob-story about how someone was a child killing-mother raping-money stealing-philandering-coke snorting-alcoholic-low life-scum bucket until the Lord Jesus Christ entered . . . → Read More: Former crook turned minister can’t give up her thieving habits. It’s bad enough that there are people in this world whose primary goal is to see how they can screw over everyone else, but it’s especially galling when they prey upon those who are most vulnerable. Assholes like Terry Scott Hyder who’s been targeting the elderly suffering from dementia in Florida and North Carolina to . . . → Read More: Asshole in Florida busted for scamming dementia sufferers. |
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