Pastor busted for recording video of female parishioners using church bathrooms.

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Pervert Pastor pissed at being pinched.

55-year-old Robert Lyzenga is a naughty Pastor.  Seems he felt God needed some help keeping on eye on the female members of the Sunrise Christian Reform Church so he took it upon himself to install “air fresheners” on the stall doors of the women’s restroom.

No one thought much . . . → Read More: Pastor busted for recording video of female parishioners using church bathrooms.

Dumbass counterfeiter wants to be on “Hardcore Pawn” so badly he gets himself busted.

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I'm right there with you on that one, Chuck.

Some folks will do anything for their brief moment in the spotlight. Take for example Detroit area counterfeiter Kenny “Boom” Smith who is a big fan of the reality show Hardcore Pawn which is filmed in Detroit at American Jewelry and Loan. He wanted to be on the . . . → Read More: Dumbass counterfeiter wants to be on “Hardcore Pawn” so badly he gets himself busted.

Pssst! Hey buddy! Wanna buy some Tide? Top quality detergent cheap!

The face of black market laundry detergent: Patrick Costanzo.

The face of black market laundry detergent: Patrick Costanzo.

I’m rarely surprised by things people are willing to steal, but I have to admit that I was taken aback by learning that there is apparently a black market for laundry detergent. Specifically, for the Tide brand as thieves are making off with it by the, literal, . . . → Read More: Pssst! Hey buddy! Wanna buy some Tide? Top quality detergent cheap!

Bad: You and your girlfriend are robbed. Worse: Robbers introduce your girlfriend to your wife.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Talk about adding insult to injury:

The robbers forced the man into a waiting vehicle, and two of the robbers got into the pickup truck with the woman, Miami police said. The masked men used flex cuffs to bind the man’s and the woman’s wrists and drove them to the man’s house . . . → Read More: Bad: You and your girlfriend are robbed. Worse: Robbers introduce your girlfriend to your wife.

Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: God told me to rape and kill edition.

Just doing what he was told.

Just doing what he was told.

Meet Isaiah Kalebu. He’s a True Beliver™ of the truest kind. When his God tells him to do something, by golly you can bet he’ll get it done. Even when what his God tells him to do is to brutally rape and kill a lesbian couple:

“I was there . . . → Read More: Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: God told me to rape and kill edition.

It has come to this: Man robs bank of $1 to get medical care in jail.

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What do you do when you’re jobless and homeless with a host of medical problems none of which justify a visit to an emergency room? Well, they provide free medical care in jail.

That’s the solution James Verone of North Carolina came up with so he walked into a local bank and handed the teller a . . . → Read More: It has come to this: Man robs bank of $1 to get medical care in jail.

Good God Fearing man scams his fellow church members with a Ponzi scheme.

Gullibility Demotivational

If you'll believe this, I've got a bridge I'd like to talk to you about…

Religion, we’re often told, will make you a more moral person and people who aren’t religious have no morality. Yet if you pay attention you can find example after example where the above simply isn’t true. Take, for instance, . . . → Read More: Good God Fearing man scams his fellow church members with a Ponzi scheme.

Asshats steal woman’s credit card info and then sends her “thank you” flowers.

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u mad?

Imagine this: Some asshat gets hold of your credit card information and racks up a bunch of fraudulent charges. Then, after the bank calls to tell you that you’ve been victimized, there’s a knock on the door with a gift from the asshat:

According to the woman, Bank of America had called . . . → Read More: Asshats steal woman’s credit card info and then sends her “thank you” flowers.

SEB Pro Tip: When facing the death penalty try not to wish aloud for a gun to shoot the jury with.

I mean, I can understand it given the situation you’re in:

A man convicted of first-degree murder told Jefferson Parish jurors deliberating his fate, “If I had an AK-47, I’d kill every last one of y’all with no remorse.”

Isaiah Doyle made the comments today after taking the stand during the penalty phase of his . . . → Read More: SEB Pro Tip: When facing the death penalty try not to wish aloud for a gun to shoot the jury with.

Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat.

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It’s always bad enough when you accidentally lose your credit card someplace and have to go through the process of canceling it and getting a new one. It’s worse when someone finds it and starts racking up charges before you can cancel it.

That’s what happened to Harrun Majeed when he accidentally dropped his card . . . → Read More: Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat.