I can certainly think of some wonderful things your mouth can do.

You can’t beat Christian television programs aimed at kids for unintentional hilarity. Take for example this clip about how you shouldn’t cuss or use God’s name in vain. In particular the song plays hell with a corrupt mind like mine:

Setting aside the unintentional humor of it all, I was especially struck by . . . → Read More: I can certainly think of some wonderful things your mouth can do.

Jesus Ween – Once again some Christians try to take the fun out of something popular.

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Don't you want to be a Weener too?

I’ve ranted before on how there always seems to be a group of Christians out there who feel the best way to recruit new believers is by trying to co-opt something popular and slapping Jesus all over it. There’s the Christian Wrestling Federation and the Fight 4 Christ . . . → Read More: Jesus Ween – Once again some Christians try to take the fun out of something popular.

Mrs. Betty Bowers on America’s 5 Favorite Ways to Ignore Jesus.

It’s funny, because it’s true:

Seems young Christians can’t keep it in their pants any better than anyone else.

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Over the years there’s been a lot of press over the various Christian movements to promote chastity until marriage. From “True Love Waits” to purity rings and pledges, the goal is the same: Keep young Christians from bumping uglies until their honeymoons.

Philosophically I don’t really have a problem with these movements. If you want . . . → Read More: Seems young Christians can’t keep it in their pants any better than anyone else.

Statue of Hindu God included in public art project and Christians freak the fuck out.

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Ooooo! They are one hot and bothered bunch over in Idaho these days:

COEUR D’ALENE, Idaho — The leader of the Kootenai County Constitution Party says people should be outraged by a statue of a Hindu god that’s now on display on Sherman Avenue in Coeur d’Alene.

via Constitution Party Calls Hindu God “Demon,” Protests . . . → Read More: Statue of Hindu God included in public art project and Christians freak the fuck out.

Stunningly stupid Christian argument against gay marriage.

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Only a True Believer™ would find the following argument against gay marriage reasonable:

Because Gravity and Marriage are exactly alike… except that they’re not. One is a natural law of the universe and the other is a social construct. It doesn’t help that they can’t even describe gravity properly. Gravity only goes . . . → Read More: Stunningly stupid Christian argument against gay marriage.

Because that’s what Jesus would do, right?

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Feel the Christian love:

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That’s your typical GOP supporter these days. Wishing for the gold old days when they could just kill you.

A fine example of Christian tolerance for other faiths.

We’ve had an ongoing thread here on SEB wherein a Christian asks why he is perceived as the bad guy. It’s a thread I’ve mostly stayed out of because the regulars are already doing a pretty excellent job of making the argument. Besides, I’m always posting examples of why Christians are often perceived as the . . . → Read More: A fine example of Christian tolerance for other faiths.

Kimberly Daniels warns us of “The Danger in Celebrating Halloween.”

Update: The original entry on CBN.com has been yanked after just about everyone on the Internet noticed it and started linking to it. So I’ve updated the link to point to the article’s home on the Charisma magazine website.

Nope, this isn’t another article in the yearly tradition of warning you about checking your . . . → Read More: Kimberly Daniels warns us of “The Danger in Celebrating Halloween.”

Christians protest upcoming video game based on “Dante’s Inferno.”

Update: Looks like this is actually a PR stunt by Electronic Art’s PR company. Never let it be said that I’m not willing to own up when I’ve been had. It looked real enough to me considering some of the stupid game protests in the past.

It was a small group of about 13 people . . . → Read More: Christians protest upcoming video game based on “Dante’s Inferno.”