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Pervert Pastor pissed at being pinched. 55-year-old Robert Lyzenga is a naughty Pastor. Seems he felt God needed some help keeping on eye on the female members of the Sunrise Christian Reform Church so he took it upon himself to install “air fresheners” on the stall doors of the women’s restroom. No one thought much . . . → Read More: Pastor busted for recording video of female parishioners using church bathrooms. 
Click to embiggen. All these years I thought I was an atheist because I just didn’t see any evidence in support of the concept of God(s). After much critical thought and application of reason it seemed pretty logical that God, at least as described by the major religions of the world, is the result . . . → Read More: James the Preacher explains why atheists are atheists. We’re too stupid to know better. 
I’ve mentioned before how my daily commute takes me past a church sign every day. Truth is, it takes me past two church signs on two different highways. Yesterday I happened to notice that the other church sign had a message that was, well, less than clear in its meaning. It reads as follows: BE THE FAUCET . . . → Read More: Nonsensical Church Sign of the Day: Plumbing Wisdom You can’t beat Christian television programs aimed at kids for unintentional hilarity. Take for example this clip about how you shouldn’t cuss or use God’s name in vain. In particular the song plays hell with a corrupt mind like mine:
Setting aside the unintentional humor of it all, I was especially struck by . . . → Read More: I can certainly think of some wonderful things your mouth can do. 
Don't you want to be a Weener too? I’ve ranted before on how there always seems to be a group of Christians out there who feel the best way to recruit new believers is by trying to co-opt something popular and slapping Jesus all over it. There’s the Christian Wrestling Federation and the Fight 4 Christ . . . → Read More: Jesus Ween – Once again some Christians try to take the fun out of something popular. It’s funny, because it’s true:
Over the years there’s been a lot of press over the various Christian movements to promote chastity until marriage. From “True Love Waits” to purity rings and pledges, the goal is the same: Keep young Christians from bumping uglies until their honeymoons. Philosophically I don’t really have a problem with these movements. If you want . . . → Read More: Seems young Christians can’t keep it in their pants any better than anyone else. 
Ooooo! They are one hot and bothered bunch over in Idaho these days: COEUR D’ALENE, Idaho — The leader of the Kootenai County Constitution Party says people should be outraged by a statue of a Hindu god that’s now on display on Sherman Avenue in Coeur d’Alene. via Constitution Party Calls Hindu God “Demon,” Protests . . . → Read More: Statue of Hindu God included in public art project and Christians freak the fuck out. 
Only a True Believer™ would find the following argument against gay marriage reasonable:
Because Gravity and Marriage are exactly alike… except that they’re not. One is a natural law of the universe and the other is a social construct. It doesn’t help that they can’t even describe gravity properly. Gravity only goes . . . → Read More: Stunningly stupid Christian argument against gay marriage. 
Feel the Christian love: [blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/Walken4GOP/status/66439611425107968"] That’s your typical GOP supporter these days. Wishing for the gold old days when they could just kill you. |
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