Roman Catholics freak out when man takes Eucharist “hostage.”

I’m often chastised by some folks when I use the word delusional to describe many Christians, but the evidence is often overwhelming even among what could be considered mainstream denominations. Take the Roman Catholics for example. Usually they demonstrate their delusional state by seeing piss-poor images of Jesus Christ or his mother in random inanimate . . . → Read More: Roman Catholics freak out when man takes Eucharist “hostage.”

Pope claims an “inalienable right” for Catholics to act like Fundamentalists.

Apparently the Pope is tired of Fundamentalist Evangelists hogging the asshole spotlight for so long and wants Catholics to get in on the action:

The Roman Catholic Church has the inalienable right and duty to convert any person to Christianity, Pope Benedict XVI said Saturday.

Evangelism is a central mission of the Church, the pope . . . → Read More: Pope claims an “inalienable right” for Catholics to act like Fundamentalists.

Pope’s solution for the pedophile priest problem? Lots and lots of prayer!

There’s nothing like taking decisive action to correct a major problem. Too bad the Pope doesn’t seem to understand that. His idea of decisive action in dealing with the problem of pedophile priests is to wait five years after the church’s foundation has been rocked by the scandal and then command the churches to pray . . . → Read More: Pope’s solution for the pedophile priest problem? Lots and lots of prayer!

Crisis in Calcata! Jesus’ foreskin is MISSING!

Sometimes you have to laugh at the antics of some Christians, particularly the Catholics who have a long tradition of venerating any random thing they can convince themselves has some connection to either Jesus or one of the Saints. From finger joints to burial shrouds there’s a lengthy list of holy relics they cling to . . . → Read More: Crisis in Calcata! Jesus’ foreskin is MISSING!

“Suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now!” - Kathy Griffin

If you watch the broadcast of the Emmy Awards on E! Entertainment this Saturday you won’t be hearing Kathy Griffin say that during her acceptance speech even though she did say it:

In her speech, Griffin said that “a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to . . . → Read More: “Suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now!” - Kathy Griffin

Jesus’ mom puts in an appearance on a garage door.

Virgin Mary Draws Crowds – DothanFirst.com

Believers say they can see the image of the Virgin Mary on a garage door in Pennsylvania. Word of the Holy Mother’s unexplainable appearance has brought crowds to the city of Minersville to see it. “It’s amazing. It’s really amazing,” said Cecelia Sell who traveled from another county . . . → Read More: Jesus’ mom puts in an appearance on a garage door.

England’s Catholic Bishops say “Chimeras” have a right to life.

While the Bush Administration continues to restrict stem cell research here in the U.S., over in the U.K. they’re drafting up laws to regulate research using Chimeras — animal embryos with human cells in them and vice versa — so that researchers know what they are and aren’t allowed to do with these hybrid organisms. . . . → Read More: England’s Catholic Bishops say “Chimeras” have a right to life.