Because that’s what Jesus would do, right?

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Feel the Christian love:

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That’s your typical GOP supporter these days. Wishing for the gold old days when they could just kill you.

Asshats steal woman’s credit card info and then sends her “thank you” flowers.

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u mad?

Imagine this: Some asshat gets hold of your credit card information and racks up a bunch of fraudulent charges. Then, after the bank calls to tell you that you’ve been victimized, there’s a knock on the door with a gift from the asshat:

According to the woman, Bank of America had called . . . → Read More: Asshats steal woman’s credit card info and then sends her “thank you” flowers.

Indiana Republican Eric Turner worries that women will fake a rape or incest to get free abortions.

Wow. The Republicans are really chowing down on their own feet as of late. First we have Sean Duffy whining about 174K a year not being enough to survive on. Now we have an Indiana state representative who’s worried that women will fake having been victims of rape or incest in order to get an . . . → Read More: Indiana Republican Eric Turner worries that women will fake a rape or incest to get free abortions.

Republican Sean Duffy whines that $174K a year is hard for his family to survive on.

Republican Sean Duffy

Waaaah! Life is too hard on only $174K a year!

The following video clip has to be seen to be believed, and if the GOP manages to get its way you won’t have very long to see it:

Awwww, poor baby. I wish I had that kind of a problem.

The folks over . . . → Read More: Republican Sean Duffy whines that $174K a year is hard for his family to survive on.

Too Much Religion Will Make You Crazy: Thank God for the Japan Quake edition.

I really, really hope this is a Poe. I fear that it isn’t.

There seems to be some debate over whether TamTamPamela’s YouTube videos are sincere or some of the more convincing trolling you’ll see. Personally I’m not sure, but I’m leaning towards it being legit.

Especially given the outpouring of callous . . . → Read More: Too Much Religion Will Make You Crazy: Thank God for the Japan Quake edition.

Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat.

Pic of an asshat.

It’s always bad enough when you accidentally lose your credit card someplace and have to go through the process of canceling it and getting a new one. It’s worse when someone finds it and starts racking up charges before you can cancel it.

That’s what happened to Harrun Majeed when he accidentally dropped his card . . . → Read More: Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat.

Lots of stupid people go nuts for new Air Jordan sneakers and end up being maced.

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It's gotta be the shoes!

I admit that I have no sense of fashion so it probably comes as a surprise to no one that I can’t envision ever spending $175 on a pair of sneakers. Or, for that matter, camping out in a line to be the first to buy them.

But apparently . . . → Read More: Lots of stupid people go nuts for new Air Jordan sneakers and end up being maced.

God was the first Epic Troll.

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When you stop to really think about it, God is a dick:

Found via Internet Today.

Police bust asshats stealing urns from cemetery.

Yet another example of the callousness of others:

Three accused grave robbers have been arrested after authorities say they stole 400 brass vases last month from a North Harris County cemetery and cashed them in as scrap metal.

Doyle Aaron Glover, 71; Daniel Lee Stevens, 36; and Tawny Maryssa Watson, 21, were taken into custody.

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Oh to have the problems of Law Professor Todd Henderson!

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The not-super-rich Todd Henderson.

Who, you might be wondering, is Law Professor Todd Henderson and just what kind of problems does he have? Well he teaches at the University of Chicago Law School and his problem is that he and his lovely wife, who works at the University of Chicago Hospitals, combined make more . . . → Read More: Oh to have the problems of Law Professor Todd Henderson!