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Sarah Palin is dumber than a box of rocks. (22 responses)
Hell, I coulda done that (4 responses)
Muslim cleric says Mickey Mouse must DIE. (9 responses)
British study finds bacteria are all over your car and you should commence panicking now. (7 responses)
Government bureaucracy makes a donation impossible. (7 responses)
Man ejected from Yankee Stadium because left his seat during “God Bless America.” (18 responses)
John McCain’s Health Care Architect says “There are no uninsured Americans.” (27 responses)
Four racists arrested in Denver for plot to assassinate Obama. (30 responses)
This sums up the problem for far too many Christians. (7 responses)
A Christian has questions on Evolution for us atheists. (54 responses)
Half of Americans think prayer can save the terminally ill. (16 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Don’t drink Tiki Torch fuel. (1 responses)
Having solved all other problems Congress takes on Chinese-made American flags. (9 responses)
Roman Catholics freak out when man takes Eucharist “hostage.” (97 responses)
If you live in Texas and ask me to fix your computer, the answer is no. (4 responses)
Muslims outraged over insensitive picture of… a dog. (38 responses)
School reports child as sexually abused based on the claim of a psychic. (10 responses)
Would you prefer to be seen nekkid or groped by the TSA? (17 responses)
American soldiers appear to be pushing Christianity in Fallujah. (12 responses)
Scott McClellan’s new book has White House in an uproar. (11 responses)
Atheism, Religion, and the Scarlet A in my Sidebar (6 responses)
Mom kills sleepwalking daughter because she thought the girl was possessed. (31 responses)
Islamic body in India declares health insurance illegal. (21 responses)
Beware terrorists bearing nipple rings! (17 responses)
Church deacon really has some balls. Shame they’re not his own. (6 responses)
There’s stupid and then there’s OMGWTF stupid. (8 responses)
If your friends lept off a bridge would you do the same? Well, yes, apparently. (8 responses)
I was thinking of starting the Rudy Giuliani 9/11 drinking game… (3 responses)
Usurping whatever they can, Christian sets up his own “OUT” campaign. (11 responses)
Santa’s helper pole dances during Christmas boat parade. Some folks freak out. (7 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Random religious rantings. (22 responses)
Islamists call for the death of a British teacher over a teddy bear. (51 responses)
Too many people are idiots. (11 responses)
Military to Iraqi Vets: Shame you got wounded, where’s our money? (6 responses)
Well, that’s one way to keep your student’s attention… (5 responses)
MLB changes DRM system for video downloads and screws fans in the process. (7 responses)
FEMA engages in a little self-promotion with a fake news conference. (3 responses)
Annoying union bumper sticker of the day. (16 responses)
You could just try something simple like hiring competent mechanics. (3 responses)
Man cuts off his penis so he’d stop sinning. (8 responses)
Michael “Dog Killer” Vick has found Jesus. Big surprise. (6 responses)
Hope for the future. (18 responses)
2K Games new release “Bioshock” is great, but I won’t buy it because of DRM. (25 responses)
Kid suspended for drawing a laser gun. (14 responses)
This guy gives Brad Barritt a run for his money (0 responses)
Religious Fundy has his own crusade against Mozilla Firefox. (16 responses)
I want dinosaurs with FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS! (5 responses)
AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson must be smoking crack. (4 responses)
Texas politico adds “under God” to State’s mandatory Pledge. (13 responses)
An interesting twist on the Nigerian email scam. (4 responses)
Maybe Lindsay Lohan’s problem is the advice she’s getting. (8 responses)
Taking an unplanned vacation. (7 responses)
Alabama Gov. Bob Riley tells his constituents to pray to God for rain. (16 responses)
Extending Daylight Savings Time did jack shit for saving energy. (10 responses)
11 dead and 100 injured during kite flying festival. (5 responses)
The British space program suffers a setback… (18 responses)
More Proof That Right-Wingers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (27 responses)
Teen sex in Florida is legal, but pictures of yourselves in the act isn’t. (52 responses)
Mormon Bishop kinda charged for taking teen boys on naked snowmobiling ride. (12 responses)
Anna Nicole Smith’s death an even bigger circus than her life. (8 responses)
Woman loves cheetahs. Cheetahs love her too, especially with steak sauce. (24 responses)
Newsgasm: Anna Nicole Smith is dead and no one knows why… (73 responses)
National Pork Board threatens breast-feeding activist over parody slogan. (19 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Drinking too much water will kill you. (10 responses)
Cheat on your spouse in Michigan and you could go to jail for life. (20 responses)
Pizza chain announces it will accept pesos, ends up getting death threats. (17 responses)
Some homeowners consider a Peace wreath offensive. (30 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Jesus is slippery when wet. (7 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Don’t use your toothbrush to practice oral sex. (8 responses)
U.S. Army recruiters caught lying to potential enlistees. (8 responses)
Jewish man held in headlock during flight because he was acting “suspicious.” (26 responses)
“Deliver Us From Evil” - New documentary on the Catholic sexual abuse scandal. (17 responses)
The Superdome reopens tonight (11 responses)
“The Ballad of Maher Arar!” (7 responses)
Verizon and Bellsouth drop their new fees in face of FCC pressure. (2 responses)
All the faith in the world will only take you so far. (17 responses)
True Bible Decoders, as I predicted, keep making predictions. (10 responses)
Five people in India beheaded for witchcraft. (9 responses)
Boy, 14, arrested for meowing at his 78-year-old neighbor. (9 responses)
Verizon and Bellsouth replace old USF fee with new ones for themselves. (4 responses)
Hundreds of Mumbai residents proclaim “sweet sea water” a miracle. (3 responses)
Man detained by the U.S. after 9/11 released after 5 years without apology. (14 responses)
Homeland Security’s own report says x-rays not able to detect explosives. (14 responses)
“One in three American adults firmly rejects the concept of evolution…” (25 responses)
Giants’ fans show their loyalty to Barry Bonds (5 responses)
Pentagon lied to 9/11 Commission about their response to events of that day. (6 responses)
People get all upset over a semi-naked breast being used as intended. (28 responses)
Learning a lesson on centrifugal force the hard way. (5 responses)
Take a picture of a cop in Philadelphia and they’ll arrest you. (1 responses)
Air Marshalls admit reporting innocent people as “suspicious” to meet quota. (13 responses)
What would you define as “critical infrastructure?” (8 responses)
Veteran is arrested for wearing a “Veterans for Peace” t-shirt. (10 responses)
Making the punishment fit the crime. (19 responses)
Teaching the Psychology “controversy” (47 responses)
Christian protesters rain on Hell’s big day in the sun. (4 responses)
Coach of Catholic girls basketball team gets away with affair with player. (20 responses)
Dutch Evangelists to hold round-the-clock “violent prayer” session today. (4 responses)
Man tests faith in God with lions. God tells man to fuck off. (24 responses)
First they wanted your phone records, now they want your IP address. (47 responses)
The price of the War On Drugs? 1 in 136 Americans is in prison today. (30 responses)
Iran moves to repeat history. (40 responses)
37-year-old man lived under teen lover’s bed while her dad remained clueless. (1 responses)
Proof that God designed bananas. (20 responses)
After tomorrow I may risk jail time if I ever go to Boulder Colorado. (16 responses)
Two boys kicked out of Boy Scouts because they’re Wiccan. (9 responses)
It’s good to see our fast food managers are relatively intelligent. (23 responses)
Definition of “lucky to be alive.” (16 responses)
Another stupid “Awareness Day” has arrived. (9 responses)
Music Piracy Garners More Jail Time Than Child Pornography (0 responses)
I will never have a job with the FBI, Secret Service, or many local PDs. (9 responses)
BATF 1; Ninjas 0. (9 responses)
Thief not as clever as he thinks. (1 responses)
Carol Crooks is a nutcase (18 responses)
SEB Safety Tip: Don’t use live ammo to squash bugs. (10 responses)
Arizona politician’s son cuts plea deal after sodomizing kids at camp. (10 responses)
Anti-Abortion Extremists arrive in the UK. (17 responses)
Your tax dollars at work: $2.2 million spent on studying “remote prayer healing.” (22 responses)
Have bomb, will travel. (3 responses)
The Department of Homeland Security isn’t very secure. (1 responses)
Natural selection in action. (0 responses)
Israeli planes with anti-missile systems banned from Swiss airports. (36 responses)
Negligent Counseling? (90 responses)
Islam is the “religion of peace and love”… eh… not so much. (77 responses)
A new travel nightmare: Applying Free Market ideas to travel security. (6 responses)
White House knew likely outcome of Katrina disaster two days ahead of time. (2 responses)
Drugs really do make you stupid. (2 responses)
Egyptian Muslims told they can’t be nude while having sex. (59 responses)
Whose luggage was that anyway? (7 responses)
Being “annoying” online - now against the law. (36 responses)
Navy Chaplain Prepared to Starve to Death…In Jesus Name (12 responses)
Dumb ass counterfeiters send printer jammed with fake bills out for repair. (5 responses)
Guys, seriously, my ass is on fire! (14 responses)
Over half of Americans don’t accept the Theory of Evolution. (25 responses)
WTF is up with flip-flops all of a sudden? (11 responses)
So Much For The Right To Dissent (16 responses)
“America Supports You Freedom Walk” is a lesson in irony. (4 responses)
Keith Olbermann rips into the Bush Administration. (21 responses)
From The Obvious To The Obvious (54 responses)
Using An Abandoned Bus To Save Yourself And Many Others = “Extreme Act of Looting” (17 responses)
The Army Times describes NOLA Katrina victims as “the insurgency.” (16 responses)
Mind numbing doesn’t begin to describe… (2 responses)
Has Hell taken residence on Earth? (19 responses)
Bush’s anti-science stance played a part in hurricane disaster. (19 responses)
Fox News asshat turns innocent family into terrorists. (24 responses)
Liberality For All (25 responses)
Now the big threat to music is CD burning, not file sharing. (4 responses)
Pentagon to Host 9/11 Propoganda March (21 responses)
Copy protected music CDs only stop legal users. (14 responses)
How Dumb is this? (7 responses)
Bottled water no better than tap water, sometimes worse. (25 responses)
Jay Leno’s “Point. What’s your point?” (37 responses)
Supreme Court decision on Eminent Domain is just wrong. (111 responses)
Idiocy at Bank of America. (11 responses)
Creationists win… again (25 responses)
Reefer Madness (29 responses)
Gasoline and fluorescent tubes do not equal lightsabers. (4 responses)
Treason and terrorists around every corner (9 responses)
Continued assualt on reason in the Bible Belt (7 responses)
Five billion dollars later airport security still sucks. (12 responses)
Just When You Though Alabama Couldn’t Sink Any Lower…. (62 responses)
Bill would prohibit National Weather Service from giving away weather data. (12 responses)
Russian astrologer nutcase sues NASA over Deep Impact. (87 responses)
Virgin Mary hanging with the bums at an underpass. (33 responses)
Man pays installation charge with $2 bills and ends up being arrested for it. (19 responses)
Florida legislators OK opening fire on criminals. (52 responses)
Man shoots bullet with pellet rifle. Bullet ends up lodged in his groin. (18 responses)
Conservatives bitch about Starbuck’s “liberal” coffee cups. (30 responses)
Florida Republicans are trying to dumb down the universities (5 responses)
Southern IMAX theaters refusing to show film due to Evolution reference. (80 responses)
“Justice” System? (6 responses)
Texas teen couple tests law protecting unborn (14 responses)
Do You Have Enema Recipes? (21 responses)
Take a picture, go to jail. Redux. (8 responses)
Puyallup Strikes Back (7 responses)
Nuclear radiation will give your skin a healthy glow! (11 responses)
U.S. considering lifetime terror-suspect detentions. (12 responses)
Slapdash Metaphysical Philosophy (23 responses)
Pastor Used Fear Of Devil To Have Sex With Women (21 responses)
Use of force (27 responses)
Sex-offender given custody of children. (2 responses)
More Breaking News: Trains travel on railroad tracks! (3 responses)
From twin lovers to an Inquisition. (6 responses)
This just in: Gamers prefer playing games to watching TV. Imagine that. (9 responses)
“GTA: San Andreas” draws its first criticisms. (14 responses)
Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten (23 responses)
Homeland Security busy protecting us from the threat of Rubik’s Cube knock-offs! (3 responses)
Bush visits high school. Students threatened with expulsion if they express dissent. (21 responses)
Having purged their ranks of atheists and gays, Cub Scout Pack kicks out retarded boy. (20 responses)
Fifty years later, Alabama to vote on segregationist amendments in its constitution. (4 responses)
Slap fight breaks out over which candidate Jesus would vote for. (14 responses)
Teacher arrested for possessing potentially deadly bookmark. (46 responses)
Woman fired for having pro-John Kerry bumper sticker on her car. (25 responses)
Only terrorists take pictures. More fun in Bush’s America. (22 responses)
Bush is making America safe from his own supporters! (19 responses)
Senator Ted Kennedy find himself on the federal “no fly” list of suspected terrorists. (38 responses)
Fuck you CITI Financial. (15 responses)
Teen soaks his shirt in gasoline then invites friend to light him up. (37 responses)
Jesus puts in appearance at True Value store, buys a hammer and some nails. (21 responses)
Dumbasses pay to sit in mines filled with radon gas in hopes of improving their health. (95 responses)
Honesty is the best policy… unless you want to graduate. (14 responses)

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