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Fasting Muslim falls asleep while driving, dies. (13 responses)
That Old Time Religion will make you crazy. (12 responses)
This would have been a perfect time for a miracle. (14 responses)
Why Intelligent Design really is the truth. (12 responses)
Florida Senate passes misnamed “Academic Freedom Act.” (15 responses)
Atheism, Religion, and the Scarlet A in my Sidebar (6 responses)
The Republicans have one fewer nutcase in their midsts. (12 responses)
Mom kills sleepwalking daughter because she thought the girl was possessed. (31 responses)
Rep. Monique Davis of Illinois is a bigoted asshat. (18 responses)
An amusing discussion at work over the “Zeitgeist” movie. (10 responses)
SEB Mailbag: The You-Don’t-Know-God’s-Love edition. (29 responses)
People get their panties in a twist over atheist billboard. (27 responses)
“Apparently we didn’t have enough faith.” (39 responses)
Christianity: A lifestyle choice or part of your genetic code? (7 responses)
More people blind themselves looking for Jesus’ mom in the Sun. (9 responses)
McCain panders to End Times nutcase John Hagee. (7 responses)
Latest Pew Research religious survey brings some good news. (3 responses)
Proof religion causes brain damage: Jim Bakker is back. (6 responses)
Failing at educating their kids, Floridians turn to prayer. (3 responses)
Jesus shows up in a tree log needing a haircut. (31 responses)
Duelin God Billboards. (9 responses)
Mike Huckabee’s solution to the nation’s economy troubles? Pray. (11 responses)
Archbishop of York gives the Pope a bottle of beer. (5 responses)
Doesn’t this hit close to home… (9 responses)
The best joke since flat earth theory (48 responses)
Father puts pins in son’s tongues because of God. (10 responses)
Mike Huckabee wants to amend the Constitution to “God’s standards.” (50 responses)
Judge them by their actions: CO state Rep. kicks news photograher. (15 responses)
New survey of the “unchurched” finds that 44% think “Christians are annoying.” (7 responses)
Man thinking hand has mark of the beast, cuts it off and microwaves it. (14 responses)
The definition of “oxymoron” illustrated. (4 responses)
Occam’s Razor: Illustrated. (9 responses)
Usurping whatever they can, Christian sets up his own “OUT” campaign. (11 responses)
Jesus’ mom isn’t even trying any more. Puts up piss poor self-portrait. (6 responses)
The atheists are coming! Start indoctrinating your kids now! (18 responses)
Christian materialism rakes in the cash. (14 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Easily impressed idiots. (33 responses)
New British political leader doesn’t believe in God. (11 responses)
Crisis in Calcata! Jesus’ foreskin is MISSING! (9 responses)
The Pope says atheism is the cause of all the world’s problems. (10 responses)
Catholic League’s Bill Donohue claims “Golden Compass” boycott a success. (15 responses)
Latest Pew Research poll shows public still distrusts atheist politicians. (5 responses)
Richard Dawkins says he’s a ‘cultural Christian’. (6 responses)
I was going to rant on Mitt Romney’s speech on religion… (5 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Random religious rantings. (22 responses)
This is my kind of Christian Youth Group. (8 responses)
An important lesson from Santa. (1 responses)
Hindu gods get summons from court. (6 responses)
How’s this for irony? Catholic film ciritics liked “The Golden Compass.” (5 responses)
Yeah, that’s about what it feels like sometimes. (5 responses)
Catholic church protects kids from pedo priests with a coloring book. (11 responses)
Give a spot in Heaven to your loved ones this Christmas. (6 responses)
Islamists call for the death of a British teacher over a teddy bear. (51 responses)
WingNutDaily’s Janet Folger puts the “crazy” in “batshit crazy.” (21 responses)
CAP Movie Ministry all upset over “Beowolf.” (17 responses)
AFA is scared shitless of “The Golden Compass.” (97 responses)
Texas Baptists show they don’t understand the word “interfaith.” (26 responses)
Governor Asks for Prayer for Rain (9 responses)
Presenting the Jesus sky dancer! (6 responses)
Berkley Nativity scene charter amendment has been defeated. (19 responses)
Kentucky Governor orders Ten Commandments put in state capitol to win votes. (27 responses)
Say, are those True Bible Decoder people still at it? (20 responses)
“The Golden Compass” criticized as “atheism for kids.” (81 responses)
Christians in Berkley Michigan try to force nativity scene on City Hall. (29 responses)
SEB Mailbag: The two sentence (kinda) conversion email. (16 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Jesus Loves Me edition. (20 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Another “Kent Hovind is in jail because he speaks the truth” email. (13 responses)
Saving your kids’ souls, by any means necessary. (24 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Another Christian wants to save my soul. (3 responses)
FFRF launches secular billboard campaign. (5 responses)
John McCain: Prejudiced and ignorant of American history. (8 responses)
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh (3 responses)
Bill Maher on religious tests for office. (4 responses)
Another example of faith standing in the way of progress. (8 responses)
Another poll shows half of Americans are clueless idiots. (11 responses)
“Suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now!” - Kathy Griffin (31 responses)
“I’ve never seen faith move mountains…” (2 responses)
Atheist candidates still less popular than Muslim candidates. (3 responses)
Jesus is Not Coming Back (24 responses)
Christ has returned, again. This time as a former MI5 spy. (9 responses)
God vs. Science. (101 responses)
Christian neighbors decide to vandalize atheist’s cactus plants… (9 responses)
Pastor D. James Kennedy kicks the bucket. Good riddence to bad rubbish. (14 responses)
You could just try something simple like hiring competent mechanics. (3 responses)
Man cuts off his penis so he’d stop sinning. (8 responses)
Woman claims school’s dress code targets her daughter’s religious beliefs. (27 responses)
Game over. We win. (3 responses)
Religious Fundy has his own crusade against Mozilla Firefox. (16 responses)
Penn & Teller: The Bible is Bullshit (2 responses)
Because deer often become spooked at the sight of a Holy Bible. (8 responses)
Salon takes a look at “The religious state of Islamic science.” (5 responses)
Texas politico adds “under God” to State’s mandatory Pledge. (13 responses)
Almost a third of donations by Americans went to religion last year. (19 responses)
Sen. Barack Obama defends his criticism of the Religious Right. (30 responses)
SEB Quote of the Moment. (1 responses)
I wonder if she believes in psychotherapy now? (22 responses)
Which Came First? The chicken or the idiot? (12 responses)
Alabama Gov. Bob Riley tells his constituents to pray to God for rain. (16 responses)
England’s Catholic Bishops say “Chimeras” have a right to life. (9 responses)
American’s trust in organized religion at all time low. (9 responses)
It’s finally happened. I’m no longer an atheist… (24 responses)
Warning to gullible Catholics: DON’T STARE DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN! (14 responses)
Mark Twain on God. (5 responses)
God calls the Pope. Issues new set of 10 Commandments for car drivers. (12 responses)
SEB Mailbag: The divine “Uncle Ray’s Potato Chips.” (18 responses)
Asshat Laura Mallory loses case to ban Harry Potter… (20 responses)
Man puts his child in microwave oven. Wife claims the devil made him do it. (24 responses)
Meme Time: What kind of atheist are you? (22 responses)
eSkeptic Finds Anti-Science Agenda At Creationist Museum (48 responses)
Pastor uses “spare the rod” verse to spank and rape female parishioners. (26 responses)
Rev. Jerry Falwell has died. (92 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Obnoxious “I’m a Christian, dammit” emails. (52 responses)
Atheist quote on Starbucks cup offends Catholic woman. (42 responses)
Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort to “scientifically” prove God’s existence. (231 responses)
VA finally relents and OKs Wiccan symbol on headstones. (29 responses)
Gay hate church to picket gun rampage funerals (19 responses)
PZ Myers on “The Wall.” (5 responses)
First Freedom First. (3 responses)
Time to check in with the True Bible Decoders. (5 responses)
More conversations with a dumb ass: Evolution edition. (56 responses)
Pope says Hell is real. Millions suddenly convert to Catholicism. (25 responses)
The One Upside to Religion (28 responses)
Chuck Missler disproves Evolution with a jar of peanut butter. (301 responses)
True Believers™ out to Christianize everything they can. (34 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Creation in the 21st century? (37 responses)
Can we understand God through Logic? And other silly questions. (14 responses)
War and Peace (17 responses)
SEB’s 2nd Official Use This Entry To Proselytize To Us So It Won’t Be Off-Topic Elsewhere Thre (28 responses)
In God we trust, but we won’t take his checks. (14 responses)
True Believer™ covers house in messages from God, facing fines from city. (16 responses)
Creepy training video for Christian Clowning. (11 responses)
Virgin Mary appears on cookie sheet. True Believers™ spazz out yet again. (12 responses)
Yes Virgina, Barack Obama is a Christian. (18 responses)
James Cameron claims he’s found Jesus. Literally. (262 responses)
Ahh… So it was the Jews With the Candlestick in the Library… (22 responses)
An Appeal To The SEB Community (69 responses)
He’ll Fuck You Up! (34 responses)
The difference between Science and Faith. (29 responses)
Mormon Bishop kinda charged for taking teen boys on naked snowmobiling ride. (12 responses)
True Believers™ in Texas find Jesus on a stick. (14 responses)
True Believers™ flock to statue of angry Jesus with sparks in his eyes. (7 responses)
***Dave reviews “The Myth of a Christian Nation.” (10 responses)
Duhhhh… Dat Der Global Warmin Umm Hmm (71 responses)
Catholic League upset over Dakota Fanning rape scene in movie. (22 responses)
The further adventures of “Doctor Dino”. (301 responses)
One quarter of Americans think Christ will return this year. (103 responses)
Stallone “rediscovers” Jesus. Promotes new “Rocky” film as Christian allegory. (7 responses)
Separation of Church and State Huh… (12 responses)
Quick, someone send this to Bill “Douchebag” O’Reilly. (3 responses)
Teh Internets told me so (19 responses)
God only knows! (7 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Richard L Anderson wants proof. (19 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Joyce tries to defend Frank Turner. (40 responses)
Yay! Let’s go to the Creationist Museum! (25 responses)
Lost and Found (43 responses)
True Bible Decoders up to guess number 16 and still counting! (10 responses)
Must read interview with a former Muslim Fundamentalist. (23 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Jesus is slippery when wet. (7 responses)
“You were the only one kind to me.” (24 responses)
Conservative Christian Ted Haggard admits doing drugs with gay hooker. (77 responses)
SEB Mail Bag: “BEHOLD HULK HOGAN NOW ! LOOK UPON THAT MIGHTY KING OF DEBATE” (44 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind and wife guilty of tax fraud. Get free trip to PMITA prison. (96 responses)
This quote from one Christian says it all. (21 responses)
Les is Going to Hell for Blogging (47 responses)
Buffet style Bible thumping. (4 responses)
Paolo hasn’t given up quite yet. (27 responses)
Don’t shake it more than twice! (13 responses)
“Paolo” returns for more IDiot nonsense. (32 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: “you know it all” replies! (14 responses)
Laura Mallory uses school shootings to push Harry Potter ban, Bibles in school. (61 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: you know it all dont´you? (7 responses)
“Deliver Us From Evil” - New documentary on the Catholic sexual abuse scandal. (17 responses)
So there! (20 responses)
Muslims protest portrayal as violent by committing acts of violence. (90 responses)
“Jesus Camp” should scare you. (242 responses)
If you’re reading this then the world did not end yesterday… (9 responses)
Jesus Christ is back! Again! (3 responses)
Christian Pirate Puppet Rap. Oh my! (10 responses)
Another grandmother sees the Virgin Mary in a tree. (9 responses)
Brandon T Stanley allows his hypocrisy to show through. (4 responses)
Now this is just getting sad and pathetic… (2 responses)
All the faith in the world will only take you so far. (4 responses)
True Bible Decoders, as I predicted, keep making predictions. (10 responses)
Behold the Power of Faith! (7 responses)
Whining about the War!On!Christmas! off to an early start. (8 responses)
Five people in India beheaded for witchcraft. (9 responses)
What’s sad is that it’s pretty much true. (1 responses)
Another religious nut with a doomsday prediction. Now it’s 9/12/2006. (13 responses)
True Bible Decoders up to 10th guess, might call it quits! (5 responses)
Alas they don’t carry them in my size… (23 responses)
The Virgin Mary: She melts in your mouth, not your hands. (21 responses)
Got my first email from a Flat Earther. (47 responses)
Fleecing the flock: Religion related fraud on the rise. (7 responses)
If America does become a Theocracy we can always move to Australia. (8 responses)
“One in three American adults firmly rejects the concept of evolution…” (25 responses)
Bible Decoders now up to their 8th guess. Not even trying anymore. (5 responses)
Ubuntu Christian Edition (8 responses)
It isn’t oppression if you voted for it. (8 responses)
Pat Robertson converts to a “Global Warming Believer.” (10 responses)
They’re baaaack. Bible Decoders think 8th guess is surely correct. Really. (9 responses)

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