Stupid Evil Bastard: Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

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From the Land of the Painfully Obvious… (56 responses)
Bill “Douchebag” O’Reilly threatens caller for mentioning Olbermann’s name. (6 responses)
A respectful rant on the reaction to the Danish Mohammed Cartoons. (6 responses)
Bar the door… it’s Domino’s! (11 responses)
German trial gives new meaning to phrase “Eat me!” (3 responses)
Israeli planes with anti-missile systems banned from Swiss airports. (36 responses)
Negligent Counseling? (90 responses)
If it sounds too good to be true, you’re probably talking to a salesman. (7 responses)
Islam is the “religion of peace and love”… eh… not so much. (75 responses)
WingNutDaily accuses AOL of blasphemy over new slogan. (19 responses)
Gas prices still high, heating bills doubled, Exxon posts record profits. WTF? (20 responses)
More conversations with a dumbass: Terrie Smith Edition. (24 responses)
Karma is a Bitch (20 responses)
A new travel nightmare: Applying Free Market ideas to travel security. (6 responses)
White House knew likely outcome of Katrina disaster two days ahead of time. (2 responses)
Drugs really do make you stupid. (2 responses)
25 to Life: Making a mountain out of a molehill. (10 responses)
MPAA demonstrates what “hypocrisy” means. (0 responses)
Egyptian Muslims told they can’t be nude while having sex. (59 responses)
First Pat Robertson, now Mayor Ray Nagin? (15 responses)
Sylvia Browne reveals she’s a hypocrite as well as a fraud. (25 responses)
Whose luggage was that anyway? (7 responses)
Dan Savage on being intolerant to Christians. (14 responses)
Being “annoying” online - now against the law. (36 responses)
Navy Chaplain Prepared to Starve to Death…In Jesus Name (12 responses)
Anti-gay Southern Baptist Pastor arrested for soliciting male prostitute. (17 responses)
Spammers now searching websites for their spam links? (11 responses)
Rumsfeld Slums for Christmas Chums in Iraq (4 responses)
Christian wants to bring a little Jesus to “World of Warcraft.” (56 responses)
MOM! (3 responses)
It’s Time For War (134 responses)
Please tell me they’re just actors pretending to be stupid. (3 responses)
The Uncommoness of Common Sense (3 responses)
Dumb ass counterfeiters send printer jammed with fake bills out for repair. (5 responses)
God gives man vision of multi-city destruction, but he was only kidding. (4 responses)
One Christian thinks you should be forced to say “under God.” (4 responses)
Guys, seriously, my ass is on fire! (14 responses)
It ain’t the game that’s the problem, it’s the parents. (19 responses)
Over half of Americans don’t accept the Theory of Evolution. (25 responses)
WTF is up with flip-flops all of a sudden? (11 responses)
Only the Lives of the Rich Matter; The Lives of the Poor Are Worthless (13 responses)
So Much For The Right To Dissent (16 responses)
Why Bush Was (Re)Elected (13 responses)
A conversation with Spocko! (20 responses)
Time for some hate mail. (20 responses)
Scenes from an American Classroom (16 responses)
“America Supports You Freedom Walk” is a lesson in irony. (4 responses)
So much wasted (25 responses)
Keith Olbermann rips into the Bush Administration. (21 responses)
From The Obvious To The Obvious (54 responses)
Using An Abandoned Bus To Save Yourself And Many Others = “Extreme Act of Looting” (17 responses)
The Army Times describes NOLA Katrina victims as “the insurgency.” (16 responses)
Mind numbing doesn’t begin to describe… (2 responses)
Has Hell taken residence on Earth? (19 responses)
Bush’s anti-science stance played a part in hurricane disaster. (19 responses)
Fox News asshat turns innocent family into terrorists. (24 responses)
Liberality For All (25 responses)
Pat Robertson calls for the assassination of Hugo Chavez. (41 responses)
I want to punch Tony Sinclair right in the mouth… (93 responses)
Uwe Boll talks about his next video game-turned-movie disaster. (6 responses)
Now the big threat to music is CD burning, not file sharing. (4 responses)
Korean man proves you cannot live on video games alone. (4 responses)
Pentagon to Host 9/11 Propoganda March (21 responses)
Copy protected music CDs only stop legal users. (14 responses)
How Dumb is this? (7 responses)
Bottled water no better than tap water, sometimes worse. (25 responses)
Benny Hinn under investigation by IRS. (13 responses)
What price for the life of a son; revisited. (14 responses)
This One Makes My Head Hurt (7 responses)
Dumbass thief gets 99 years for stealing cell phone. (4 responses)
LOOK AT ME! (31 responses)
True Believers flock to Jesus’ shadow. (10 responses)
Stupid, Stupid Harry Potter Fans (55 responses)
Jay Leno’s “Point. What’s your point?” (37 responses)
Good church going man pleads guilty to being a serial killer. (184 responses)
Supreme Court decision on Eminent Domain is just wrong. (111 responses)
Priest who crucified nun during exorcism continues to be an asshat. (9 responses)
Young “Star Trek” fan suspended for his modified Pledge of Allegiance. (31 responses)
Three years later he writes to complain I’ve been unfair. (3 responses)
Idiocy at Bank of America. (11 responses)
Creationists win… again (25 responses)
Reefer Madness (29 responses)
Asshat convinces woman with Alzheimer’s to buy 11 organs. (8 responses)
Gasoline and fluorescent tubes do not equal lightsabers. (4 responses)
Archbishop claims atheism is cause of poverty. (24 responses)
Treason and terrorists around every corner (9 responses)
Death in Family (5 responses)
Reporting e-Mail Fraud (13 responses)
Continued assualt on reason in the Bible Belt (7 responses)
Five billion dollars later airport security still sucks. (12 responses)
Just When You Though Alabama Couldn’t Sink Any Lower…. (63 responses)
Bill would prohibit National Weather Service from giving away weather data. (13 responses)
Russian astrologer nutcase sues NASA over Deep Impact. (87 responses)
Virgin Mary hanging with the bums at an underpass. (33 responses)
Early review of “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” pronounces it ‘Major Suckage.’ (18 responses)
Nigerian scammer tries Instant Messenger. (9 responses)
Attention: The world did not end on Wednesday. (16 responses)
Man pays installation charge with $2 bills and ends up being arrested for it. (19 responses)
Florida legislators OK opening fire on criminals. (52 responses)
Confusion About Word of God to be Cleared Up (4 responses)
CNN’s Nancy Grace is a putz. (198 responses)
Protesters outside Schaivo’s hospice are a bit on the nutty side. (28 responses)
Man shoots bullet with pellet rifle. Bullet ends up lodged in his groin. (19 responses)
An Open Letter to the South (79 responses)
Making money off of Terri Schiavo’s death. (15 responses)
Jerry Falwell back in hospital for second time this year. (12 responses)
Dover, PA pastor admits that he’s an idiot. (22 responses)
EXPLOITATION RANT (5 responses)
Conservatives bitch about Starbuck’s “liberal” coffee cups. (31 responses)
Another dumbass pays psychic $2,900 to be cleansed of “negative energy.” (4 responses)
Florida Republicans are trying to dumb down the universities (5 responses)
Michigan man claims God responsible for speeding car. (33 responses)
Southern IMAX theaters refusing to show film due to Evolution reference. (80 responses)
Stupid frickin’ frackin’ backspace key. (17 responses)
“Justice” System? (6 responses)
Another conversation with a dumbass. (25 responses)
Texas study shows abstinence only education makes things worse. (31 responses)
201 trackback spams in just under two hours. (19 responses)
Texas teen couple tests law protecting unborn (14 responses)
Brick Township, NJ, school board decides to shoot the messenger. (48 responses)
Alabama Boy Scouts under investigation by the FBI for member fraud. (8 responses)
Clif Garboden says, “Screw You, America!” (103 responses)
The problem of 45 million uninsured Americans hits home. Hard. (151 responses)
The middle-east conflict - We’ll take any excuse to avoid peace! (37 responses)
IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH (510 responses)
REFLECTIONS ON CHANGE (0 responses)
In retrospect I shouldn’t have been so polite. (59 responses)
Joe Bageant sums up SEB in a single rant. (25 responses)
A call for calm after the election storm. (91 responses)
Homeland Security busy protecting us from the threat of Rubik’s Cube knock-offs! (3 responses)
Looks like we’ve attracted some attention. (28 responses)
Bush visits high school. Students threatened with expulsion if they express dissent. (21 responses)
Canada’s acceptance of same-sex marriage was catalyst for amendment in Michigan to ban it. (23 responses)
Criticism via user registration at SEB. (12 responses)
Can you be a Christian and a Liberal? Doug Giles doesn’t think so. (26 responses)
Having purged their ranks of atheists and gays, Cub Scout Pack kicks out retarded boy. (20 responses)
Staying healthy is enough to make you sick. (21 responses)
School drops Halloween parties in part because some Wiccans are offended. (35 responses)
Republican asshole Alan Keyes raises fear of incest as argument against gay couples raising kids. (18 responses)
Tell Me How I Harm You And Maybe I’ll Stop! (80 responses)
Bill ‘Douchebag’ O’Reilly slapped with sexual harassment suit. (41 responses)
SEB Public Service Announcement: Do Not Strike Anti-Tank Mines With A Hammer (6 responses)
Fifty years later, Alabama to vote on segregationist amendments in its constitution. (4 responses)
Slap fight breaks out over which candidate Jesus would vote for. (14 responses)
Reverse Discrimination, or why Bigots will always be Bigots (15 responses)
Teacher arrested for possessing potentially deadly bookmark. (49 responses)
Christian lawyer gets his panties in a bunch over historical display of Pledge without “under God.” (14 responses)
Woman fired for having pro-John Kerry bumper sticker on her car. (25 responses)
Three asshat teens do over $200,000 in damage to local church. (63 responses)
Only terrorists take pictures. More fun in Bush’s America. (23 responses)
James Wolcott thinks hurricanes are great. (0 responses)
Bush is making America safe from his own supporters! (20 responses)
Ultra-Conservative Congressman Ed Schrock is a hypocrite looking for a new job. (13 responses)
I’m a mean and evil IM chatter. (18 responses)
Senator Ted Kennedy find himself on the federal “no fly” list of suspected terrorists. (38 responses)
Fuck you CITI Financial. (14 responses)
Fox and the Family Guy (12 responses)
Latest email scam playing on religious belief is amazingly laughable. (11 responses)
Thoughts on Blogging, The Incredible Hulk And Poorly Scattered Words (20 responses)
Teen soaks his shirt in gasoline then invites friend to light him up. (37 responses)
Jesus puts in appearance at True Value store, buys a hammer and some nails. (21 responses)
Tamara Wilhite is a right-wing idiot. (28 responses)
Conversations with a True Believer. (16 responses)
Welcome to life under the Patriot Act revisited. (41 responses)
Dumbasses pay to sit in mines filled with radon gas in hopes of improving their health. (96 responses)
Possible scam using the good image of the ICRC. (2 responses)
Teen caught trying to record “Spider-Man 2” by theater projectionist using nightvision goggles. (6 responses)
Bush administration establishes vetting process for scientists to be invited to WHO conferences. (13 responses)
IGN.com decides to buy out Rotten Tomatoes so they can ruin it with their annoying advertising. (5 responses)
Honesty is the best policy… unless you want to graduate. (12 responses)
WTF is Wrong With These People? (6 responses)
Comment spammers never cease to amaze me… (6 responses)
Ray Bradbury is pissed at Michael Moore for naming his new movie “Fahrenheit 9/11.” (11 responses)
Dumbass sets own pants on fire to see what would happen if he set his own pants on fire. (4 responses)
It’s amazing the damage one drunk driver can cause. (4 responses)
The Torture Memos (26 responses)
More Than You Probably Ever Wanted To Know About Taxes (12 responses)
Pop-up advertisers working to find ways around blocking software. (7 responses)
Take Back America! - Let’s Reclaim Our Honors! (12 responses)
Would someone please explain to me… (18 responses)
Stupid fucking scammers! (4 responses)
On the death of Nick Berg and what the real problem is that caused it. (89 responses)
Limbaugh laughs off Iraqi prison torture as being similar to frat hazing. (14 responses)
“Pat isn’t with God. He’s fucking dead.” (12 responses)
Spammers stoop to new lows (8 responses)
Out of the frying pan… (15 responses)
Tales from The Land of Davids Fevered Imagination. (28 responses)
YEAH! WHAT THEY SAID! DAMMIT! (21 responses)
New comment spam record. (14 responses)
TV commericals in your browser. (7 responses)
Dell tells its techs “Don’t help customers remove spyware.” (5 responses)
Police execute commando-style drug raid on High School. (8 responses)
Another example of the idiocy of “zero tolerance” drug laws. (15 responses)
Guidelines if you want to be taken seriously at SEB. (4 responses)
Whether Saddam’s regime actually possessed weapons of mass destruction “isn’t really the issue.” (35 responses)
Fighting fire with fire -or- the War of the Worms. (2 responses)
Pope calls gay marriages “evil” and “dangerous to society.” (54 responses)
Republicans move quickly to protect us from those horrible gays. (41 responses)
Reading in public draws attention of the FBI. (5 responses)
Helpful commuter tip! (4 responses)

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