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EA to use SecuROM DRM on “Mass Effect” and “Spore.” (9 responses)
Flaw in TSA website exposed thousands of people to possible ID theft. (2 responses)
The 50 most loathsome people in America in 2007 according to The Beast. (2 responses)
The Democrats in Congress are a bunch of pussies. (9 responses)
Sony announces the 40GB PS3 and everyone starts complaining. (25 responses)
Despicable spam email of the day. (6 responses)
The honeymoon is over for Apple iPhone owners. (3 responses)
Bill Maher on religious tests for office. (4 responses)
Annoying union bumper sticker of the day. (14 responses)
Columnist Bob Molinaro uses football injury to rant about… video games? (5 responses)
“I’ve never seen faith move mountains…” (2 responses)
Four years later and the Iraqi security forces still suck eggs. (5 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Someone comes to “Dr.” Kent Hovind’s defense. (135 responses)
Kid suspended for drawing a laser gun. (14 responses)
Beware the “Behavior Detection Officers!” (13 responses)
The folks at GamePal aren’t happy with me. (7 responses)
Google Video Store illustrates the problems with DRM. (4 responses)
“Legislation should not be passed in response to fear-mongering.” (12 responses)
The joys of country living. (2 responses)
Dr. Toothy bends me over a table. (9 responses)
Lawyers discussing how employers can side-step immigration laws. (11 responses)
Gallup Survey: Most Republicans Reject Theory Of Evolution (60 responses)
Fuck The Flag (127 responses)
Atheist quote on Starbucks cup offends Catholic woman. (42 responses)
Can’t We Just Let This Die? (30 responses)
On the Virginia Tech shootings. (13 responses)
Best Buy’s latest service offering: “Peep Squad.” (12 responses)
The whole Don Imus thing… (72 responses)
Iraqi’s think John McCain’s “stroll” through Baghdad was a joke too. (9 responses)
Extending Daylight Savings Time did jack shit for saving energy. (10 responses)
New York politicians upset over GTA IV trailer. (6 responses)
A moment to bitch about in-show ads. (33 responses)
Snake Oil to get you laid: Ultra Allure Pheromones! (10 responses)
Ann Coulter reveals the hidden bigotry of the Republicans. (20 responses)
In God we trust, but we won’t take his checks. (14 responses)
More Proof That Right-Wingers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (28 responses)
He’s not just the president of Gambia, he’s also a quack doctor! (5 responses)
Teen sex in Florida is legal, but pictures of yourselves in the act isn’t. (53 responses)
Mormon Bishop kinda charged for taking teen boys on naked snowmobiling ride. (12 responses)
Anna Nicole Smith’s death an even bigger circus than her life. (8 responses)
Woman loves cheetahs. Cheetahs love her too, especially with steak sauce. (24 responses)
National Pork Board threatens breast-feeding activist over parody slogan. (19 responses)
Scott Adams goes off the deep end. (49 responses)
Catholic League upset over Dakota Fanning rape scene in movie. (22 responses)
Stupid people play video games too. (3 responses)
The further adventures of “Doctor Dino”. (301 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Drinking too much water will kill you. (10 responses)
Cheat on your spouse in Michigan and you could go to jail for life. (20 responses)
Pizza chain announces it will accept pesos, ends up getting death threats. (17 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Can you talk about something else? (31 responses)
Man fell asleep on railway line (1 responses)
Teh Internets told me so (19 responses)
Some homeowners consider a Peace wreath offensive. (30 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Joyce tries to defend Frank Turner. (40 responses)
You can bank on us! (28 responses)
Hate By State (46 responses)
Michael “Kramer” Richards, angry at hecklers, decides to act like Mel Gibson… (14 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Jesus is slippery when wet. (7 responses)
Whiny Jewish dude upset at having to vote in a Catholic church. (31 responses)
SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Don’t use your toothbrush to practice oral sex. (8 responses)
More from Jonathan Brandmeier/PaoloJoeJanglyMoronBoy (20 responses)
Phony “Democratic” Mailer in California (6 responses)
Conservative Christian Ted Haggard admits doing drugs with gay hooker. (77 responses)
U.S. Army recruiters caught lying to potential enlistees. (8 responses)
SEB Mail Bag: “BEHOLD HULK HOGAN NOW ! LOOK UPON THAT MIGHTY KING OF DEBATE” (44 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind and wife guilty of tax fraud. Get free trip to PMITA prison. (96 responses)
Church video for Halloween “alternative” shows guy vandalizing lawn display. (30 responses)
Biggest… Douche…… EVAR (15 responses)
Paolo hasn’t given up quite yet. (27 responses)
“Paolo” returns for more IDiot nonsense. (32 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: “you know it all” replies! (14 responses)
Laura Mallory uses school shootings to push Harry Potter ban, Bibles in school. (61 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: you know it all dont´you? (7 responses)
Jewish man held in headlock during flight because he was acting “suspicious.” (26 responses)
Truck driver shoots up Amish school for no apparrent reason. (27 responses)
“Deliver Us From Evil” - New documentary on the Catholic sexual abuse scandal. (17 responses)
There’s few things more frustrating… (23 responses)
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here. (26 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: “get the fack straight.” (21 responses)
The Superdome reopens tonight (11 responses)
The Good Ol’ Boys (28 responses)
“The Ballad of Maher Arar!” (7 responses)
Air Force wants to use Americans as guinea pigs for non-lethal weapons. (9 responses)
Jesus Christ is back! Again! (3 responses)
Judge rules Q-Ray bracelets are bullshit. Orders company to refund money. (9 responses)
Five years since 9/11 and the MSM is orgasmic about it. (6 responses)
Verizon and Bellsouth drop their new fees in face of FCC pressure. (2 responses)
Brandon T Stanley allows his hypocrisy to show through. (4 responses)
Melanie McCarthy is an asshole. (31 responses)
Keith Olbermann bitchslaps Rumsfeld. (5 responses)
All the faith in the world will only take you so far. (4 responses)
Why I didn’t bother commenting on the JonBenet murder suspect. (13 responses)
True Bible Decoders, as I predicted, keep making predictions. (10 responses)
Five people in India beheaded for witchcraft. (9 responses)
Man complains his daughter was traumatized by Barney’s penis. (15 responses)
Boy, 14, arrested for meowing at his 78-year-old neighbor. (9 responses)
Verizon and Bellsouth replace old USF fee with new ones for themselves. (4 responses)
Another religious nut with a doomsday prediction. Now it’s 9/12/2006. (13 responses)
Hundreds of Mumbai residents proclaim “sweet sea water” a miracle. (3 responses)
Natural Selection in action: How NOT to drift a car. (10 responses)
Got my first email from a Flat Earther. (47 responses)
Man detained by the U.S. after 9/11 released after 5 years without apology. (14 responses)
Fleecing the flock: Religion related fraud on the rise. (7 responses)
Homeland Security’s own report says x-rays not able to detect explosives. (14 responses)
“One in three American adults firmly rejects the concept of evolution…” (25 responses)
WSJ wonders if Iran is planning the end of the world on August 22. (15 responses)
Bible Decoders now up to their 8th guess. Not even trying anymore. (5 responses)
New Harris poll says half of Americans are stupid fucks. (29 responses)
Giants’ fans show their loyalty to Barry Bonds (5 responses)
They’re baaaack. Bible Decoders think 8th guess is surely correct. Really. (9 responses)
Pentagon lied to 9/11 Commission about their response to events of that day. (6 responses)
The fallacies of gravity… (34 responses)
Pastor’s wife pulls gun on him over text messages he sent to youth member. (2 responses)
Mel’s anti-semitic tirade already starting to cost him. (56 responses)
Two Christian camp counselors arrested for playing “Naked Mafia’ with campers. (12 responses)
People get all upset over a semi-naked breast being used as intended. (28 responses)
Learning a lesson on centrifugal force the hard way. (5 responses)
Take a picture of a cop in Philadelphia and they’ll arrest you. (1 responses)
Senator Conrad Burns is an asshat, but he’s sorry about that. (1 responses)
Duh of the Day: Oil companies keeping supplies tight to improve profits. (2 responses)
Asshats lure seagulls with french fries so they can run them over with car. (4 responses)
Three newspapers have decided to drop Ann Coulter’s Column. (9 responses)
Fleecing the flock: Southern Baptist foundation execs convicted of fraud. (6 responses)
Air Marshalls admit reporting innocent people as “suspicious” to meet quota. (13 responses)
Meanwhile another oil company announces record breaking profits. (9 responses)
Descendant of Jesus Christ’s love child to publish semi-autobiography. (9 responses)
I was going to rant about the latest Pledge of Allegiance nonsense… (7 responses)
Why the GM Marketing Team Should go to Hell Without Passing go… (78 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind has been arrested for tax evasion. (4 responses)
What would you define as “critical infrastructure?” (8 responses)
Bush favors the rich in his own administration. (3 responses)
At the risk of getting chewed out… (13 responses)
Dumbest comment from a defense lawyer today. (14 responses)
ABC’s President of Advertising Sales is a clueless moron. (4 responses)
VA refuses to allow Wiccan symbol on soldier’s memorial. (20 responses)
Veteran is arrested for wearing a “Veterans for Peace” t-shirt. (10 responses)
Ken Lay dies of a massive heart attack. The bastard. (13 responses)
I’ve Heard of BLACK Helicopters, But… (19 responses)
Making the punishment fit the crime. (19 responses)
Nassssty, eeeeeevil, atheistsssssss! (52 responses)
Rush Limbaugh detained for trying to hide his Viagra use. (29 responses)
ABC News slams the President on Global Warming. (5 responses)
This explains why I’ll probably never own a Mac. (29 responses)
Teaching the Psychology “controversy” (47 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind gives up legal fight over “Dinosaur Adventure Land.” (3 responses)
Video montage of Ann Coulter spewing her bullshit. (11 responses)
Christian protesters rain on Hell’s big day in the sun. (4 responses)
Coach of Catholic girls basketball team gets away with affair with player. (20 responses)
Poor put upon Ann Coulter. Matt Lauer got “testy” with her. (59 responses)
Dutch Evangelists to hold round-the-clock “violent prayer” session today. (4 responses)
Man tests faith in God with lions. God tells man to fuck off. (24 responses)
Jack Thompson continues to spew bullshit whenever he opens his mouth. (5 responses)
First they wanted your phone records, now they want your IP address. (47 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind explains the dangers of Evolution. (79 responses)
Jury to Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling: Suck it. (10 responses)
Seen any 200 meter high tsunamis yet? (3 responses)
God tells woman to toss her three kids off a pier. She complies… (92 responses)
Bible college student steals roommate’s debit card for phone sex. (15 responses)
Televangelist Rod Parsley thinks you’re a dumbass… (10 responses)
The price of the War On Drugs? 1 in 136 Americans is in prison today. (30 responses)
Pat Robertson has SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH! And you can too! (13 responses)
Profile of a Nigerian scammer. (2 responses)
Pat Boone is upset with The Dixie Chicks. (44 responses)
Iran moves to repeat history. (40 responses)
One sure sign that you may have a drinking problem… (31 responses)
37-year-old man lived under teen lover’s bed while her dad remained clueless. (1 responses)
Proof that God designed bananas. (20 responses)
Larry Darby really is a stunning idiot. (6 responses)
After tomorrow I may risk jail time if I ever go to Boulder Colorado. (16 responses)
Even Atheism Has Its Heretics (68 responses)
Man uses Bible to convince teen molestation is OK. (12 responses)
Two boys kicked out of Boy Scouts because they’re Wiccan. (9 responses)
Catholic cardinal calls for Christians to sue over “The Da Vinci Code”. (19 responses)
It’s good to see our fast food managers are relatively intelligent. (23 responses)
Definition of “lucky to be alive.” (16 responses)
Woman discovers “sexorcisms” just an excuse for medium to screw her. (2 responses)
Bill “Douchebag” O’Reilly fails his own standard. (10 responses)
Another stupid “Awareness Day” has arrived. (9 responses)
Music Piracy Garners More Jail Time Than Child Pornography (0 responses)
SEB Parenting Tip For The Day: Just turn the PC off. (7 responses)
I will never have a job with the FBI, Secret Service, or many local PDs. (9 responses)
Bush displays his incompetence, says he’d make the same stupid mistakes again. (11 responses)
BATF 1; Ninjas 0. (9 responses)
Happy Slapper ain’t so happy when his victim lays his ass out. (18 responses)
Thief not as clever as he thinks. (1 responses)
Right Wing idiot’s solution to illegal immigration? Kill ‘em. (32 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind’s creationism theme park may go extinct. (29 responses)
Carol Crooks is a nutcase (18 responses)
SEB Safety Tip: Don’t use live ammo to squash bugs. (10 responses)
Arizona politician’s son cuts plea deal after sodomizing kids at camp. (10 responses)
Dallas Morning News editorial on Tom DeLay and the “War on Christians.” (6 responses)
Anti-Abortion Extremists arrive in the UK. (16 responses)
Your tax dollars at work: $2.2 million spent on studying “remote prayer healing.” (22 responses)
SEB Safety Tip: Don’t put hands in a cage to communicate with tigers. (6 responses)
Bush Administration continues to suppress science it doesn’t like. (23 responses)
Have bomb, will travel. (3 responses)
The Department of Homeland Security isn’t very secure. (1 responses)
Natural selection in action. (0 responses)
Rolling Stone on “God’s Senator.” (26 responses)
New studies show soda and juices help pack on the pounds. (8 responses)

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