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WTF is Wrong With These People? (6 responses)
Ray Bradbury is pissed at Michael Moore for naming his new movie “Fahrenheit 9/11.” (11 responses)
Dumbass sets own pants on fire to see what would happen if he set his own pants on fire. (4 responses)
It’s amazing the damage one drunk driver can cause. (4 responses)
There They Go Again (13 responses)
The Torture Memos (26 responses)
MTV Networks to launch gay cable channel, conservative groups foaming at the mouth already. (15 responses)
Congress pissed after listening to tapes of Enron traders gloating. (1 responses)
Take Back America! - Let’s Reclaim Our Honors! (12 responses)
Cnet reports that the first known 64-bit virus threat has been found. (2 responses)
Jackass imitator killed over wedgie prank. (9 responses)
First arrests under the CAN-SPAM Act occur here in the Detroit area. (5 responses)
Conversations with a dumbass, part deux. (14 responses)
Man quotes Bible verse then plucks out his eye with his bare hands. (10 responses)
Jesus, bloodied and beaten, makes appearance in Albany parking lot. (6 responses)
Drunk Mom bypasses ignition-lock by having 12 year old son blow into it for her. (38 responses)
How do you define irony? (3 responses)
Former atheist turned ‘super-religious’ arrested for molesting foster children. (17 responses)
Off to a running start… (2 responses)
Short on cash, God and his five kids turns to attempted robbery. (11 responses)
The nerve of SOME people… (9 responses)
Woman too drunk to drive turns wheel over to young girls. (2 responses)
Maybe there is a god after all… (31 responses)
Former coach, Cub Scout leader convicted of molesting boys. (6 responses)
Couple dukes it out over “Passion.” (2 responses)
New money scam with a religious twist? (5 responses)
Man cuts off own penis, runs down street naked screaming “Repent, repent, fornicators!” (8 responses)
God tells woman dealership will give her a free car. (16 responses)
Fastest way to get on my ignore list. (8 responses)
Composer for “The Passion of the Christ” did battle with Satan in his computer. (14 responses)
Vandals damage crucifix at local church. (2 responses)
Atheist dressed as devil brings out the worst in “Passion” viewers. (147 responses)
Wireless camera captures child abuse by mistake. (17 responses)
Quick! Check the rivers for blood! (1 responses)
American Airlines pilot moonlights as clergyman. (5 responses)
Accomplished teen decides to try murder. (2 responses)
A new trend in blog spamming? (12 responses)
California lawmaker wants “Feng Shui” applied to state buildings. (5 responses)
God tells dumbass to jump into lion pit, dumbass obeys, gets chewed on. (24 responses)
Interesting chatter from blog comment spammers. (4 responses)
Oh my goodness! (10 responses)
Lottery loser leaks lying, lifts litigation. (4 responses)
Man blows a fuse after losing lighting competition. (10 responses)
LAPD captain busted selling bootleg DVDs. (1 responses)
It’s beginning to look a lot like… an ulcer (12 responses)
Princeton Review figures out caffeinated drinks are popular during college finals. (3 responses)
Georgia State Representative claims non-believers are “more likely to be corrupt.” (2 responses)
California lawmaker introduces bill to ban sales of first person shooters to kids. (5 responses)
News goes nuts over Michael Jackson’s arrest. (18 responses)
Isn’t it ironic? Woman chatting on cell phone dies after crashing into Cingular Wireless store. (1 responses)
Armed man on tricycle attempts piss-poor carjacking. (4 responses)
Local man first to survive trip over Niagara falls sans any safety devices. (11 responses)
Full text of Rush’s admission to being a junkie. (8 responses)
Pat Robertson thinks the State Department needs an nuclear enema. (9 responses)
SunnComm sues student who revealed that holding Shift Key defeats their CD copy protection. (13 responses)
Ashcroft ROCKS! (8 responses)
NC Congressman Cass Ballenger reveals his bigotry, again. (2 responses)
Least likely to win “Mom of the Year” award. (3 responses)
God inspired discipline results in death of young boy. (20 responses)
Isabel 1, Pat Robertson 0. (24 responses)
Dad kills his six kids to “save” them. (9 responses)
Airplane passengers subdue loud-mouthed Bible thumper. (6 responses)
Annoying the Neighbors 101: Install a 24 foot illuminated cross and tell them “Jesus asked for it.” (20 responses)
Librarians get touchy over stereotypical action doll. (3 responses)
Man uses binary code to communicate with crop circle making aliens. (14 responses)
Schizophrenic man thinks he’s Jesus Christ, jumps off roof of parking garage, finds out he was wrong (7 responses)
Star Wars Kid’s parents file lawsuit asking for $250,000. (13 responses)
Hitting homeless people and driving home with them embedded in your windshield becoming a trend. (11 responses)
Spike Lee settles lawsuit against “Spike TV.” (8 responses)
The verdict is in: Seiko gets probation. (4 responses)
Argon Seiko to be sentenced today. (3 responses)
Bush sure loves the military (4 responses)
Four teens group hugged after killing a former friend. (86 responses)
Naked man jumps in shark tank, shark dies of fright. (3 responses)
G.W. Bush falls off a Segway and EVERYBODY notices. (8 responses)
Detroit police dragged over coals by Federal investigators. (0 responses)
God shoots up neighborhood, strips naked for police. (0 responses)
Mayor of New Haven demonstrates stunning ability to state the obvious. (2 responses)
WARNING: If you are mentally ill do NOT go see “The Matrix.” (4 responses)
God told her to do it. (8 responses)
Asshat Agron “Gary” Seiko, Traffic Officer who killed Bill Owen, to plead guilty to lesser charge. (8 responses)
SEB Lesson Of The Day: The phrase “Fuck jury duty, bitch!” is not a good way to get out of jury duty (10 responses)
GOP fund-raiser who bashed Clinton as a “bad example” for children convicted of making child porn. (7 responses)
John Edward to co-host on Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show. (16 responses)
New twist on Nigerian scam. (5 responses)
Teenager blind after shooting himself in face with a frog. (24 responses)
14-year-old boy marries 42-year-old woman. (221 responses)
Nutball commentators run amok. (16 responses)
Asshat parking ordinance officer’s lawyer speaks up. (0 responses)
Bad shuttle humor already hitting the Internet. (3 responses)
Kent Hovind shows us why Creationists are considered “quacks.” (392 responses)
This dude is obviously not from Michigan. (3 responses)
Today’s SEB Helpful Safety Tip! (1 responses)
Dumbass racks up $916 phone bill with “free” AOL trial. (2 responses)
Karyn has broken even. (15 responses)
Hockey dad tries for “Most Valuable Asshole” award. (11 responses)
University killer wrote a 22 page suicide note. (2 responses)
They’ve matched the gun. (0 responses)
Two men arrested, possible sniper links? (0 responses)
Where the hell is that damned serial sniper when you really need him? (4 responses)
John Edward says he doesn’t care if people think he’s a fraud. (14 responses)

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