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Jon Stewart rips FOX News a new asshole. (5 responses)
SEB Pro Tip: When you’re accused of being a dangerous offender don’t threaten the prosecutor. (3 responses)
Mike Hickmon of besthomemadenergy.com is a comment spamming asshole. (17 responses)
Spammers are now targeting sites with Wikis. (4 responses)
Pastor convicted of mortgage fraud resorts to imprecatory prayers against witnesses. (1 responses)
Pope blames atheists for environmental destruction. (12 responses)
Fitness club murderer is in Heaven according to Deacon. (13 responses)
Blogger surrenders on Conn. lawmaker-threat charge (0 responses)
Teen girl roasts ex-roomate’s kitten alive as a “prank.” (18 responses)
Man runs over woman, twice, because he believes her to be a witch. (8 responses)
Utah Senator Chris Buttars is an asshat. (16 responses)
Asshole knew he was selling salmonella tainted peanut products and did it anyway. (11 responses)
Westboro Baptist Church wants in on the Washington state Christmas display circus. (12 responses)
God is my copilot and he says to run your ass off the road. (2 responses)
Michigan McCain Candy Nazi: Parents supporting Obama? NO CANDY FOR YOU! (9 responses)
Fucking spammers. (5 responses)
Parents who let daughter starve in bed sue city for not putting a stop to it. (6 responses)
Allied American Warranty refuses to take my number off of their list. (17 responses)
As if we needed more evidence that President Bush is a complete ass… (5 responses)
Pity poor Josef Fritzl. He can’t stand being cooped up…. (7 responses)
Spammer registers SEB account and attempts to post spam entry for “molepaste.” (8 responses)
Islam is the “religion of peace and love”… eh… not so much. Part Two: (32 responses)
Rush Limbaugh has gone nuts. Calls for riots at Democratic convention. (68 responses)
A note to the Comment Spammers. (5 responses)
Western Digital’s new 1TB external hard drive won’t share your media files. (5 responses)
Texas Baptists show they don’t understand the word “interfaith.” (26 responses)
Kentucky Governor orders Ten Commandments put in state capitol to win votes. (27 responses)
Grieving father sues Westboro Baptist Church asshats and wins $11 million. (65 responses)
Despicable spam email of the day. (6 responses)
Christian neighbors decide to vandalize atheist’s cactus plants… (9 responses)
Pastor D. James Kennedy kicks the bucket. Good riddence to bad rubbish. (14 responses)
Social networking site Quechup is sending spam in your name. (0 responses)
Kid suspended for drawing a laser gun. (15 responses)
This guy gives Brad Barritt a run for his money (2 responses)
Apparently starved for attention, Newt Gingrich makes an ass of himself. (1 responses)
Conservative columnist Stu Bykofsky says we need another 9/11. (26 responses)
Bush pledges to rebuild Minneapolis bridge; New Orleans rolls its eyes. (5 responses)
An interesting twist on the Nigerian email scam. (4 responses)
Just a quick note to the general public. (5 responses)
I wonder if she believes in psychotherapy now? (22 responses)
Saturday Morning Confusion! (2 responses)
Latest Gallop Poll says nearly half of Americans are idiots. (49 responses)
Asshat Laura Mallory loses case to ban Harry Potter… (24 responses)
Man puts his child in microwave oven. Wife claims the devil made him do it. (24 responses)
Rev. Jerry Falwell has died. (91 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Obnoxious “I’m a Christian, dammit” emails. (52 responses)
Discrimination against atheists does happen. (30 responses)
Gay hate church to picket gun rampage funerals (19 responses)
Conversations with a dumb ass about the ACLU. (25 responses)
Best Buy’s latest service offering: “Peep Squad.” (12 responses)
Iraqi’s think John McCain’s “stroll” through Baghdad was a joke too. (9 responses)
McCain takes a stroll in Baghdad with small army to show how “safe” it is. (47 responses)
Shutting down image hotlinkers. (4 responses)
Ann Coulter reveals the hidden bigotry of the Republicans. (20 responses)
Those spammers sure are a tenacious lot. (12 responses)
In God we trust, but we won’t take his checks. (14 responses)
He’s not just the president of Gambia, he’s also a quack doctor! (5 responses)
Prewar planning documents reveal General Tommy Franks was smoking crack. (6 responses)
Mormon Bishop kinda charged for taking teen boys on naked snowmobiling ride. (12 responses)
Woman loves cheetahs. Cheetahs love her too, especially with steak sauce. (24 responses)
Scott Adams goes off the deep end. (49 responses)
Catholic League upset over Dakota Fanning rape scene in movie. (22 responses)
Stupid people play video games too. (3 responses)
The further adventures of “Doctor Dino”. (314 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Can you talk about something else? (31 responses)
Man fell asleep on railway line (1 responses)
Teh Internets told me so (19 responses)
SEB Mailbag: Joyce tries to defend Frank Turner. (40 responses)
Hate By State (48 responses)
Michael “Kramer” Richards, angry at hecklers, decides to act like Mel Gibson… (14 responses)
Whiny Jewish dude upset at having to vote in a Catholic church. (31 responses)
More from Jonathan Brandmeier/PaoloJoeJanglyMoronBoy (20 responses)
Conservative Christian Ted Haggard admits doing drugs with gay hooker. (71 responses)
SEB Mail Bag: “BEHOLD HULK HOGAN NOW ! LOOK UPON THAT MIGHTY KING OF DEBATE” (44 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind and wife guilty of tax fraud. Get free trip to PMITA prison. (102 responses)
Church video for Halloween “alternative” shows guy vandalizing lawn display. (27 responses)
Biggest… Douche…... EVAR (15 responses)
Paolo hasn’t given up quite yet. (27 responses)
“Paolo” returns for more IDiot nonsense. (32 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: “you know it all” replies! (14 responses)
Laura Mallory uses school shootings to push Harry Potter ban, Bibles in school. (66 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: you know it all dont´you? (7 responses)
Truck driver shoots up Amish school for no apparrent reason. (27 responses)
Crazy Email of the Day: “get the fack straight.” (21 responses)
Air Force wants to use Americans as guinea pigs for non-lethal weapons. (9 responses)
Jesus Christ is back! Again! (3 responses)
Brandon T Stanley allows his hypocrisy to show through. (4 responses)
Melanie McCarthy is an asshole. (31 responses)
Why I didn’t bother commenting on the JonBenet murder suspect. (13 responses)
Man complains his daughter was traumatized by Barney’s penis. (15 responses)
Another religious nut with a doomsday prediction. Now it’s 9/12/2006. (13 responses)
Natural Selection in action: How NOT to drift a car. (10 responses)
Got my first email from a Flat Earther. (47 responses)
WSJ wonders if Iran is planning the end of the world on August 22. (15 responses)
Bible Decoders now up to their 8th guess. Not even trying anymore. (5 responses)
New Harris poll says half of Americans are stupid fucks. (29 responses)
They’re baaaack. Bible Decoders think 8th guess is surely correct. Really. (9 responses)
The fallacies of gravity… (34 responses)
Pastor’s wife pulls gun on him over text messages he sent to youth member. (2 responses)
Mel’s anti-semitic tirade already starting to cost him. (56 responses)
Two Christian camp counselors arrested for playing “Naked Mafia’ with campers. (12 responses)
Senator Conrad Burns is an asshat, but he’s sorry about that. (1 responses)
Asshats lure seagulls with french fries so they can run them over with car. (4 responses)
Three newspapers have decided to drop Ann Coulter’s Column. (9 responses)
Fleecing the flock: Southern Baptist foundation execs convicted of fraud. (6 responses)
Descendant of Jesus Christ’s love child to publish semi-autobiography. (9 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind has been arrested for tax evasion. (4 responses)
Bush favors the rich in his own administration. (3 responses)
Dumbest comment from a defense lawyer today. (14 responses)
ABC’s President of Advertising Sales is a clueless moron. (4 responses)
Ken Lay dies of a massive heart attack. The bastard. (13 responses)
I’ve Heard of BLACK Helicopters, But… (19 responses)
Nassssty, eeeeeevil, atheistsssssss! (52 responses)
Rush Limbaugh detained for trying to hide his Viagra use. (29 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind gives up legal fight over “Dinosaur Adventure Land.” (3 responses)
Video montage of Ann Coulter spewing her bullshit. (11 responses)
Poor put upon Ann Coulter. Matt Lauer got “testy” with her. (62 responses)
Jack Thompson continues to spew bullshit whenever he opens his mouth. (5 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind explains the dangers of Evolution. (83 responses)
Jury to Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling: Suck it. (10 responses)
Seen any 200 meter high tsunamis yet? (3 responses)
God tells woman to toss her three kids off a pier. She complies… (92 responses)
Bible college student steals roommate’s debit card for phone sex. (15 responses)
Televangelist Rod Parsley thinks you’re a dumbass… (10 responses)
Pat Robertson has SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH! And you can too! (14 responses)
Pat Boone is upset with The Dixie Chicks. (44 responses)
One sure sign that you may have a drinking problem… (31 responses)
Larry Darby really is a stunning idiot. (6 responses)
Even Atheism Has Its Heretics (68 responses)
Man uses Bible to convince teen molestation is OK. (20 responses)
Catholic cardinal calls for Christians to sue over “The Da Vinci Code”. (19 responses)
Woman discovers “sexorcisms” just an excuse for medium to screw her. (2 responses)
Bill “Douchebag” O’Reilly fails his own standard. (10 responses)
SEB Parenting Tip For The Day: Just turn the PC off. (7 responses)
Bush displays his incompetence, says he’d make the same stupid mistakes again. (11 responses)
Happy Slapper ain’t so happy when his victim lays his ass out. (18 responses)
Right Wing idiot’s solution to illegal immigration? Kill ‘em. (41 responses)
“Dr.” Kent Hovind’s creationism theme park may go extinct. (31 responses)
Carol Crooks is a nutcase (18 responses)
Dallas Morning News editorial on Tom DeLay and the “War on Christians.” (6 responses)
SEB Safety Tip: Don’t put hands in a cage to communicate with tigers. (6 responses)
Rolling Stone on “God’s Senator.” (26 responses)
Bill “Douchebag” O’Reilly threatens caller for mentioning Olbermann’s name. (6 responses)
Bar the door… it’s Domino’s! (11 responses)
German trial gives new meaning to phrase “Eat me!” (3 responses)
WingNutDaily accuses AOL of blasphemy over new slogan. (19 responses)
More conversations with a dumbass: Terrie Smith Edition. (24 responses)
Karma is a Bitch (20 responses)
25 to Life: Making a mountain out of a molehill. (10 responses)
MPAA demonstrates what “hypocrisy” means. (0 responses)
First Pat Robertson, now Mayor Ray Nagin? (15 responses)
Anti-gay Southern Baptist Pastor arrested for soliciting male prostitute. (17 responses)
Spammers now searching websites for their spam links? (11 responses)
Christian wants to bring a little Jesus to “World of Warcraft.” (55 responses)
MOM! (3 responses)
Please tell me they’re just actors pretending to be stupid. (3 responses)
The Uncommoness of Common Sense (3 responses)
God gives man vision of multi-city destruction, but he was only kidding. (4 responses)
One Christian thinks you should be forced to say “under God.” (4 responses)
It ain’t the game that’s the problem, it’s the parents. (19 responses)
Only the Lives of the Rich Matter; The Lives of the Poor Are Worthless (13 responses)
Why Bush Was (Re)Elected (13 responses)
A conversation with Spocko! (20 responses)
Time for some hate mail. (20 responses)
Pat Robertson calls for the assassination of Hugo Chavez. (41 responses)
Uwe Boll talks about his next video game-turned-movie disaster. (6 responses)
Korean man proves you cannot live on video games alone. (4 responses)
Benny Hinn under investigation by IRS. (16 responses)
This One Makes My Head Hurt (7 responses)
Dumbass thief gets 99 years for stealing cell phone. (4 responses)
LOOK AT ME! (31 responses)
True Believers flock to Jesus’ shadow. (10 responses)
Stupid, Stupid Harry Potter Fans (55 responses)
Good church going man pleads guilty to being a serial killer. (184 responses)
Priest who crucified nun during exorcism continues to be an asshat. (8 responses)
Young “Star Trek” fan suspended for his modified Pledge of Allegiance. (31 responses)
Three years later he writes to complain I’ve been unfair. (3 responses)
Attention: The world did not end on Wednesday. (16 responses)
CNN’s Nancy Grace is a putz. (227 responses)
Protesters outside Schaivo’s hospice are a bit on the nutty side. (28 responses)
Making money off of Terri Schiavo’s death. (15 responses)
Jerry Falwell back in hospital for second time this year. (12 responses)
Dover, PA pastor admits that he’s an idiot. (22 responses)
Another dumbass pays psychic $2,900 to be cleansed of “negative energy.” (4 responses)
Michigan man claims God responsible for speeding car. (37 responses)
Another conversation with a dumbass. (25 responses)
201 trackback spams in just under two hours. (19 responses)
Brick Township, NJ, school board decides to shoot the messenger. (51 responses)
Do You Have Enema Recipes? (21 responses)
God is Terrell Owens’ orthopedist. (11 responses)
Dumbass politician wants only ‘facts’ taught in science class. (22 responses)
More reports of Christians proselytizing to tsunami victims. (20 responses)
My brother receives Jesus Prayer Rug scam. (229 responses)
IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH (510 responses)
Noel Dube wins his fight to keep his three story backyard shrine. (7 responses)
And the award for most arrogant headline of the year goes to… (10 responses)
Dad auctions off Christmas presents on eBay after kids are naughty. (7 responses)
Biblically Inspired Stupidity (35 responses)
Robbers scared off by Playstation Game (2 responses)
Fundamentalism isn’t just for True Believers. (19 responses)

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