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    <title>Stupid Evil Bastard</title>
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    <dc:creator>les@stupidevilbastard.com</dc:creator>
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    <dc:date>2009-01-08T17:19:46+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>It&#8217;s a sad day in SEBLand: Inventor of the Hawaiian shirt has died.</title>
      <link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/its_a_sad_day_in_sebland_inventor_of_the_hawaiian_shirt_has_died/</link>
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      <dc:subject>fashion, hawaiian shirts, passings</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I declare today a National Day of Mourning as the inventor of one of my favorite shirt styles, Alfred Shaheen, has <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Inventor_of_the_Hawaiian_shirt_dies&amp;in_article_id=459255&amp;in_page_id=34" title="Inventor of the Hawaiian shirt dies | Metro.co.uk">died at the age of 86</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>As tourists from the US to Hawaii after World War II, many began to bring home colorful but cheesy looking shirts and sundresses that would be cause for much amusement among friends.</p>

<p>Shaheen began to change that in 1948 when he opened Shaheen&#8217;s of Honolulu and began designing, printing and producing &#8220;aloha&#8221; shirts, dresses and other ready-to-wear clothing of better quality.</p>

<p>Among those seen in Shaheen-designed shirts of that era was Elvis Presley, who wore one for the cover of his 1961 soundtrack album &#8220;Blue Hawaii.&#8221;</p>

<p>Such Shaheen originals now sell for more than &#163;500</p>

<p>&#8220;Before Shaheen came along, there was no Hawaii garment industry. There were mom and pop stores but no real modern industry,&#8221; Linda Arthur, a professor of textiles and clothing at Washington State University said. </p></blockquote>

<p>I loves me some Hawaiian shirts. Those and t-shirts comprise the majority of my wardrobe. OK so I&#8217;ll admit that until I saw this news story I didn&#8217;t even know someone had invented Hawaiian shirts, but it&#8217;s still a bummer to hear he&#8217;s passed on. </p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/its_a_sad_day_in_sebland_inventor_of_the_hawaiian_shirt_has_died/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-01-06T16:42:10+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>&#8220;Gee. He was just here a minute ago.&#8221; &#45; George Carlin passes away at 71.</title>
      <link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/gee_he_was_just_here_a_minute_ago_george_carlin_passes_away_at_71/</link>
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      <dc:subject>comedy, george carlin, humor, passings</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/06/23/carlin.obit/index.html" title="Award-winning comedian George Carlin dies - CNN.com">favorite comedians has died</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>LOS ANGELES, California (CNN)&#8212;Comedian-actor George Carlin, known for his raunchy but insightful humor, died of heart failure Sunday in Los Angeles, his publicist said. He was 71.</p>

<p> Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John&#8217;s Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT, The Associated Press reported.</p>

<p>Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.</p>

<p>&#8220;He was a genius and I will miss him dearly,&#8221; Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told the AP.</p>

<p>Carlin was best known for his routine &#8220;Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television,&#8221; which appeared in 1972&#8217;s &#8220;Class Clown&#8221; album.</p>

<p>When Carlin uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested for disturbing the peace, the AP reported. The comedy sketch prompted a landmark indecency case after WBAI-FM radio aired it in 1973. </p>

<p>The case was appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court where the justices ruled on a 5-to-4 vote that the sketch was &#8220;indecent but not obscene,&#8221; giving the FCC broad leeway to determine what constituted indecency on the airwaves.</p>

<p>&#8220;So my name is a footnote in American legal history, which I&#8217;m perversely kind of proud of,&#8221; Carlin said. &#8220;In the context of that era, it was daring.&#8221;</p>

<p>&#8220;It just sounds like a very self-serving kind of word. I don&#8217;t want to go around describing myself as a &#8216;groundbreaker&#8217; or a &#8216;difference-maker&#8217; because I&#8217;m not and I wasn&#8217;t,&#8221; he said. &#8220;But I contributed to people who were saying things that weren&#8217;t supposed to be said.&#8221;</p></blockquote>

<p>The title of this entry is what Carlin said he&#8217;d like folks to say upon hearing of his death so it seemed only appropriate. The following is a bit called &#8220;Modern Man&#8221; from one of his HBO specials:</p>

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<p>He was a funny man and I&#8217;ll miss him greatly.</p>

<p>Get ready to cue the various editorial cartoonists depicting his arrival in Heaven in spite of the fact that he was an avowed atheist. </p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/gee_he_was_just_here_a_minute_ago_george_carlin_passes_away_at_71/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2008-06-23T12:20:00+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>&#8220;Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons&#8221; co&#45;creator Gary Gygax fails his saving throw.</title>
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      <dc:subject>dungeons &amp; dragons, gary gygax, pop culture, rip, role playing games</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And another part of my childhood passes away:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080304/ap_en_ot/obit_gygax;_ylt=A9G_R25rsM1HyyYBlAus0NUE" title="Dungeons &amp; Dragons co-creator dies at 69 - Yahoo! News">Dungeons &amp; Dragons co-creator dies at 69 - Yahoo! News</a></p>

<p>MILWAUKEE - Gary Gygax, who co-created the fantasy game Dungeons &amp; Dragons and helped start the role-playing phenomenon, died Tuesday morning at his home in Lake Geneva. He was 69.</p>

<p>He had been suffering from health problems for several years, including an abdominal aneurysm, said his wife, Gail Gygax.</p>

<p>Gygax and Dave Arneson developed Dungeons &amp; Dragons in 1974 using medieval characters and mythical creatures. The game known for its oddly shaped dice became a hit, particularly among teenage boys, and eventually was turned into video games, books and movies.</p></blockquote>

<p>I&#8217;ve not played D&amp;D for years, but I spent years in my teens and early 20&#8217;s playing it along with a host of other pen and paper RPGs. I have many fond memories of hanging out with Bill, Bob, Tom, Mark, Daryl, Dan, and Herb rolling dice and consuming vast quantities of pizza and pop and arguing over rule interpretations. Probably explains my addiction to video games like <i>World of Warcraft</i> which is, in many ways, a pale imitation of those older days. </p>

<p>And, yes, I realize the title for this entry is a really bad joke, but you know I had to use it.</p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/dungeons_dragons_co_creator_gary_gygax_fails_his_saving_throw/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2008-03-04T20:27:00+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>&#8220;Mr. Whipple&#8221; kicks the Charmin.</title>
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      <dc:subject>charmin, commercials, mr. whipple, pop culture, r.i.p., video clip</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a sad day for toilet paper obsessives everywhere as Dick Wilson, best known as the neurotic grocer who defended Charmin bathroom tissue from the groping clutches of lonely housewives, has <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/obit.wilson.ap/index.html?Charmin" title="'Mr. Whipple' actor Dick Wilson dies - CNN.com">passed away</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>The man famous as TV&#8217;s &#8220;Mr. Whipple&#8221; died of natural causes at the Motion Picture &amp; Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills, said his daughter Melanie Wilson, who is known for her role as a flight attendant on the ABC sitcom &#8220;Perfect Strangers.&#8221;</p>

<p>Wilson made more than 500 commercials as Mr. George Whipple, a man consumed with keeping bubbly housewives from fondling toilet paper. The punch line of most spots was that Whipple himself was a closeted Charmin-squeezer.</p>

<p>The first commercial aired in 1964 and by the time the campaign ended in 1985 the tag line and Wilson, a former Canadian airman and vaudeville veteran, were pop culture touchstones.</p></blockquote>

<p>Seriously though, what the hell was up with those housewives? I mean, check this out:</p>

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<p>The second woman in that first commercial looks like she&#8217;s on the verge of having an orgasm or something. Which just shows that people in commercials come from an entirely different planet.</p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/mr_whipple_kicks_the_charmin/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2007-11-20T00:15:00+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Crikey! Steve Irwin is dead!</title>
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      <dc:subject>pop culture, r.i.p.</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The man known as &#8220;The Crocodile Hunter&#8221; has kicked the bucket, but interestingly enough it <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200609/s1732439.htm" title="Steve Irwin dead. 04/09/2006. ABC News Online">wasn&#8217;t a croc that got him</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>The naturalist and television star Steve Irwin has died in a diving accident in far north Queensland. He was 44.</p>

<p>Police say he was stung through the heart by a stingray while diving off Port Douglas.</p>

<p>He was filming a documentary when the accident occurred around midday AEST near the Low Isles.</p>

<p>A helicopter arrived with paramedics on board to try to resuscitate him, but it was too late.</p></blockquote>

<p>A more detailed account is available through <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/crocodile-hunters-deadly-dive/2006/09/04/1157222051512.html" title="Steve Irwin killed by stingray">The Sydney Morning Herald</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Friends believe he may have died instantly when struck by a stingray as he  filmed a sequence for his eight-year-old daughter Bindi&#8217;s new TV series.</p>

<p>Irwin&#8217;s friend of 20 years, Ferre De Deyne said Irwin had been struck by the stingray while filming. &#8220;The stingray just happened to be swimming around and out of the blue whacked his tail at him,&#8221; he said.</p>

<p>&#8220;It is absolutely tragic. I have dived so many times with stingrays and they are usually very placid things,&#8221; he said.</p>

<p>...</p>

<p>Irwin had been filming a new documentary called <i>Ocean&#8217;s Deadliest</i> with friend and manager John Stainton at Batt Reef, off Port Douglas about 11am.</p>

<p>&#8220;He came over the top of a stingray and the stingray&#8217;s barb went up and went into his chest and put a hole into his heart,&#8221; Mr Stainton said.</p>

<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s likely that he possibly died instantly when the barb hit him, and I don&#8217;t think that he ... felt any pain.</p>

<p>&#8220;He died doing what he loved best.&#8221; </p></blockquote>

<p>That he did. I wasn&#8217;t a big fan of Irwin myself, but I did find him at least slightly amusing in how much he seemed to annoy everyone else. One thing that can&#8217;t be denied is how he had become a pop icon all around the world. </p>

<p>Big thanks to LJ19 for sending this in via email. </p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/crikey_steve_irwin_is_dead/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2006-09-04T13:24:06+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Chief Justice Rehnquist has passed away.</title>
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      <dc:subject>politics, pop culture, r.i.p.</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like Bush will get to pick two new supreme court justices sooner than anyone thought. CNN is reporting that <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/09/03/rehnquist.obit/index.html" title="CNN.com - Chief Justice Rehnquist has died">Chief Justice William Rehnquist is dead</a> at the age of 80. His battle with thyroid cancer came to an end around 11PM this evening.</p>

<p>OK, perhaps now it&#8217;s time to be a bit worried.</p>

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      <dc:date>2005-09-04T02:45:52+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Good night, Mr. Jennings. And thanks.</title>
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      <dc:subject>pop culture, r.i.p., television</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was saddened to hear that journalist <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4789979" title="NPR : Bidding Peter Jennings Farewell">Peter Jennings has passed away</a>. It was Jennings&#8217;s work that first got me to start watching TV news and his broadcast was usually the first I&#8217;d turn to during any of the major crisis&#8217;s that occurred over the years. His work largely speaks for itself so there&#8217;s not a whole lot to say other than there&#8217;s one less reason to watch major network news broadcasts now.</p>

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      <dc:date>2005-08-09T01:35:08+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>[Guest Post by Neodromos] A Moment of Silence For The Late, Great James Doohan</title>
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      <dc:subject>pop culture, r.i.p.</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Neodromos</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s right folks, &#8220;Scotty&#8221;, the chief engineer aboard the USS Enterprise, died Wednesday. Granted, some might say we shouldn&#8217;t morn his passing as he was only an actor but he was, in reality, much more. A WWII veteran, James Doohan joined the Canadian Army just prior to the outbreak of war and even landed at Juno Beach as an artillery lieutenant with the first assault wave. He and his unit fought their way up the beach and through an anti-tank minefield were he was later machine-gunned taking six hits: four in the leg, one severing his right middle finger(which he managed to hide onscreen), and one to the chest which was stopped only by his silver cigarette case. Pretty cool huh? Anyway, it sucks that he&#8217;s dead and I thought he deserved more than just a blip on the news.</p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/a_moment_of_silence_for_the_late_great_james_doohan/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2005-07-21T09:18:45+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>&#8216;Superman&#8217; Christopher Reeve Dies at 52.</title>
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      <dc:subject>pop culture, r.i.p.</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christopher Reeve, best known for his role as Superman, <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=514&amp;e=9&amp;u=/ap/20041011/ap_on_en_mo/obit_reeve" title="Yahoo! News - Superman Christopher Reeve Dies at 52">passed away yesterday</a> at the age of 52.</p>

<p>I&#8217;ve never been a big fan of the Superman character, but I have to admit that Reeve did a good job of bringing him to life and making him believable&#8212;at least for the first two movies before the series took a turn for the ridiculous. Reeve&#8217;s later advocacy for stem cell research after the accident that left him paralyzed is what really made him a hero, though.</p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/superman_christopher_reeve_dies_at_52/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2004-10-11T12:31:23+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>[Guest Post by Eric Paulsen] Is this too soon?</title>
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      <dc:subject>easily amused, r.i.p.</dc:subject>
      <dc:creator>Eric Paulsen</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp; For the past two days 80% of the channels I get have been running tributes to that most beloved of Presidents, Ronald Reagan. I am actually restraining my hand not to put down in words just how much I reviled him and why, I spent much of yesterday working some of that venom out of my system while contributing eulogies to other blogs. Reagan was only marginally less vile than Bush II in so far as when he was feeding you crap he managed to spread it out thin and got all the lumps out so it went down smooth, even if you ended up gagging on the flavor. Our dear baby Bush serves it up nugget-style straight out of whatever special interest group or contributor he is currently sucking up to. Everything else about their politics is exactly the same.</p>

<p>&nbsp; Before I finally made it to bed this morning an idea for a t-shirt and/or bumper sticker suddenly came to me, call it the atheist version of divine inspiration. I wonder though if this is too soon considering that a Republican saint still lies in state? Even though I detested the politician I do have sympathies for the family during this time because he was a human being who, I have to believe, had some good qualities. Besides, the idea was not NECESSARILY directed at Rayguns passing (though it will probably be assumed that it was) it just seemed like a clever bit of text to underscore the Bush environmental failings in an election year. And to take a cheap shot at Republican politics in general.</p>

<p><b>&#8220;Old Republicans never die, they just leach into the ground water to poison future generations&#8221;.</b></p>

<p>&nbsp; On the back I see a portrait of Bush with a list of his environmental record like concert dates (if there is enough room). On second thought maybe it is too subtle.</p><br /><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/is_this_too_soon/#comments">Comments</a>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2004-06-07T18:44:18+00:00</dc:date>
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