From the it’s-only-funny-because-it-didn’t-happen-to-me department: Man breaks wind during surgery, sets genitals on fire. I recommend he start using Gold Bond Medicated Powder which is known to cure every ailment under the sun including painful burning and itching in the groin as you already know if you’ve ever seen any of the three million groin related advertisements they plaster all over television while you’re trying to eat dinner.
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Posted on 04/15/2002 at 04:40 PM
Talk about Great Balls of Fire! Sorry, couldn’t resist that one.
Posted on 01/02/2004 at 02:30 AM 
Baked Beans and Weenies, anyone?
omg, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Poor guy.
Posted on 01/04/2004 at 01:33 AM 
It brings a whole new meaning to haveing “The Fire Down Below.” Sorry for the guy.
Posted on 12/16/2004 at 04:01 PM 
shattered dreams. 
owwwwww!that has got to hurt!
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