Let’s play a game: remember when you were a kid and you’d try to outdo each other with certain scenrios? “Would you rather have a papercut on your eye, or have someone stomp on your head after putting your teeth on the curb?”
That sort of thing.
Well, I have a good one.
Would you rather see a terrible movie based on a terrible book (I’m speaking of course, of Dan Brown’s execrable “The Da Vinci Code"), or would you rather watch an admittadly campy piece of gay porn based on said project?
I know which one I’m doing. 
Why do you think “The Davinci Code” was a terrible book? Personally, I thought it was amazing. I’m looking forward to the film as well.