What’s your Smurf name?

Posted by Les on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 11:40 AM. Read 5403 times. Tags:
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First, let me say how much I hate Smurfs. I hate them a lot. My sister used to watch the show habitually and it always made my teeth hurt. So, naturally, Smurfs are one way my coworkers can torture me on occasion. Take today, for example, where I walked in to find that my work PC’s desktop wallpaper had been changed to a tiled pattern of Papa Smurf.

Ugh.

That’s OK, though, I got the perpetrator back. He hates Doctor Who as much as I hate Smurfs so I just made sure to change his wallpaper on his PC to one of my favorite pics of Tom Baker as The Doctor.

Anyway, joking about it later this coworker mentioned the Smurf Name Generator where you input your first and last name and it tells you what your Smurfified name would be. So I typed in Les Jenkins and what should it return with? Interestingly enough I would be Yahweh Smurf.

    Yahweh. n : a name for the Old Testament God as transliterated from the Hebrew YHVH.

So I’m apparently God Smurf. Figures. I hate the little shits. Probably explains why there are so few of them around anymore.

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Minx United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 11:48 AM

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Hmmm. I typed in Jinxed Minx and got Cuddly Smurf. Appropriate? I say yes.

I’m totally tempted to start singing the theme song here in the comments, but I know how that upsets you. Mwahahahahaha!

And you DO realize this opens the door for a large amount of anonymous smurf spam in your general direction, right? *sprouts devil horns*

deadscot United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 12:20 PM

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Thanks a lot.  I’m now the ‘Fetid Smurf’.  Stupid little shits.  Pun intended.

Sierra Renegade United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 12:54 PM

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*laughs* I am Naughty Smurf. *evil grin* Ahh so true. Glad I never lived in the smurf world…I would be like Gargamel except blue and a foot tall. I would burn down houses and hang Papa Smurf bwahaha umm…yeah.

etherian United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 06:08 PM

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If I used etherian I’m Fundamentalist Smurf.  Great.  I worship Yahweh Smurf.  Sacrifice me now.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 07:42 PM

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Q*Bert Smurf

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nowiser United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 08:08 PM

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Behold!  The mighty stoner smurf is among you! And he. . .

uhm.  uh.  F*(K.  I can’t remember what I was gonna say.

You gonna eat that?

GeekMom United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 08:20 PM

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Hannibal Smurf here.  And yes, thank you, I think I will ...

maryh United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 09:21 PM

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So I’m Pimpin’, my son’s Fetid, and the hub is Erectile Dysfunction. (As you might imagine, he was profoundly unhappy with this link.)
I think it’s utterly appropriate for Les to be ‘Yahweh Smurf’, especially given his loathing of the blue bastards. I figure if there is a big fatherly manifestation of the monotheist diety floating around, He probably feels the same way toward us.  It would explain SO much.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 09:32 PM

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Who needs a generator to come up with these names? My daughter named her favorite doll “vanilla transformation”. It’s like listening to the Firesign Theater - it all sounds normal until you’re jarred out of the mental autopilot.

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maryh United States Posted on 04/01/2004 at 10:04 PM

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Wow, Elwed, your daughter is too cool!

OB United States Posted on 04/02/2004 at 08:09 AM

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Hmmm… my real name: Man-Eating Smurf (I like that!)

As OB, I’m Nascar Smurf.  Vroom! Vroom!

I hate the little blue bastards too LOL

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Golix Great Britain (UK) Posted on 04/02/2004 at 07:29 PM

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Ok,no fair my real name translates into
Man-Eating Smurf,too.
I resent that, those f*&@ing blue little turds.

As golix I’m Disgruntled Smurf hrmph

John Smoth United States Posted on 04/02/2004 at 08:25 PM

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John Smoth = Pimpin’ Smurf…Heh heh

Ragman United States Posted on 04/03/2004 at 07:59 AM

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Phil the Smurf here.

My real name comes out as Junkie Smurf…

oldencnile United States Posted on 04/07/2004 at 02:35 AM

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You guys all have it easy, my real name= “Fatass Smurf” Little blue freaks

thom hawke Canada Posted on 11/29/2004 at 12:11 PM

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i am heterosexual smurf

jomamma United States Posted on 11/16/2005 at 04:57 PM

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wink i think that this is a really cool website and 4 all u people who dont know what this place is u must be crazy but anyways this rocks bye ya jirl jomamma

Finny United States Posted on 11/16/2005 at 05:26 PM

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My beautiful five year old has Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf as her smurf. Not an impressed princess.

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