Apparently they have the power to cause natural disasters and wars to break out. Ed Brayton fills us in on it over at his blog:
It always amuses me just how powerful the anti-gay loonies think homosexuality is. It’s so powerful that it causes the very tectonic plates to crash together, causing earthquakes in San Francisco. It causes the weather patterns to change, causing hurricanes in Florida and New Orleans. And all of this, of course, accompanied by lots and lots of death and suffering for innocent (i.e. straight) people. One half expects to see a gay superhero who takes his heroic form by yelling “By the power of Garland!” at the top of his lungs.
Bartholomew, as usual, is on top of the latest developments in the bizarro world occupied by the truly whacked fundamentalists in all three major monotheistic religions, particularly in Israel. And to no one’s surprise, they’re blaming the war with Hezbollah and Hamas on the upcoming gay pride event in Jerusalem.
It’s a long, but worthy read. Go check it out and be stunned at the idiocy of True Believers™ once more.


















Don’t you remember Jerry Falwell’s claim that 9/11 was God’s punishment for allowing homosexuals and abortionists to exist?
Or perhaps it was those gay, Amish homosexuals.
No, wait. It was those reptilian, shape-shifting, gay, Amish, Freemasons for one world government that caused 19 weirdos from the middle east to crash airplanes into buildings.
It’s the Jews.