What’s all this ‘king’ stuff? I’ve been in line to see Return of the Jedi for 18 years!

there is no ring!

Being an HP fan, I love #18…
Dobby: Yoda, sir, what an honor it is!  Who are you?
Gollum: Gollum! Gollum! They stole it from us.  Filthy little hobbitses.  False! Gollum!
Yoda: Must be destroyed, the one ring.
Dobby:  Give it to Harry Potter, sir, to use against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Yoda: No.  The ring, Frodo will destroy.
Gollum:  Who’s Harry Potter, precious? Filthy hobbitses!

During the movie, ask people who they think would win if Gandalf and Dumbledore had a fight.

its funny because my friend and i did like 3 of these at the movie!! (we saw the midnight show).... execpt we didn’t include yoda in our convo and we refrained (with some difficulty, because it might have stopped ppl from clapping EVERY FIVE SECONDS) from biting ppl’s fingers off.

Shout: Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!. . . etc. everytime Sam is on the screen.

Everyone knows that Gandalf taught Godric Griffendor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin everything they knew!

And I’m a /. lurker.

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Jeeze I really thought that Harry Potter whas reallly pis in his pants if He saw number one
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Oh my God!!! I can’t tell you how many times Harry Potter, Dobby, and Pirates of the Caribbean came up during the movie when I went to see the premiere with my friend. Those are hillarious!!!  I love it. ^_^

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Oh the Ents...That was f**king brilliant! I’m so impressed.

Looks like you’re getting traffic from MeFi now, Les:

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/30459

‘bout time they joined the party

After Aragorn gets crowned and Arwen shows up, as soon as the kiss is over, shout out in your best Mel Brooks impression “It’s good to be da king!”

How ‘bout you get an original idea instead??

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He never said it was. It was sent via email.  Damn f00.

Metafilterite-in-waiting here.

I confess to involuntarily committing #6 throughout the film.

Indeed, I’ve said at least twice, once in the original posting, that I didn’t write these nor do I claim credit (or blame) for how funny they may (or may not) be to any one person. The list was emailed to me and I found it amusing so I posted it. I’m fully prepared to give proper credit to the author if I should ever found out who the hell it was.

Right after Legolas slides off the Oliphant, yell out, “Who’s got the remote control?? - Rewind it, I wanna see that again!”

Jakeneck checking in......laughing my neck off

Oh brother, what a bunch of numbnuts. I’ll be waiting until you goofs are back in school and I can see it some afternoon with a few adults and well behaved children.

And here we have the number one nominee for Mr. No-Sense-Of-Humor 2003! Give him a big hand, folks!

Wait till the scene where Sam squares off against Shelob and yell, “Get away from her, you b!tch!”

dammit!  i wasn’t planning on pissing myself until 12:00 tonight, but you made me do it early. 

that was AWESOME!

Hey NC3, didn’t those 3 ghosts come and visit you on Christmas Eve and scare you into becoming a nice person?...Bah Humbug!