another /. whore

/. n00b here

And another one.. earned yourself a bookmark here, good stuff

funny stuff (from /. too)

another /. whore here...count me in...#19 by far the best…

/. whore and damn proud of it too.

Another /.er here.

For those that had their old lady costumes don’t despair, he didn’t say anything about a Monty Python style fruit battle (like in the self defense sketch). So bring plenty of fruits

/.’r reporting in.  i was agent smith for one of the first imax showings of revolutions, but it seems none of these middle earth costumes are as easy to emulate.  looks like i’ll have to settle for this list of to-dos =D

Brother of a /. whore who got sent the link. Funny stuff.
I really want to do some of that. But I’d need a bodyguard…
I really think #11 is the best though, and does anyone know a good way to get urine out of pants?

and another /. link

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and the love from slashdot just doesn’t stop.

More love, this time from RandomDrivel.com.

This sounds like fun, tho I don’t have tix to the trilogy - Damn Drivelers forgot about me! :(

Anyway, great list!!

got this in email a couple weeks ago and forwarded it to my geek teammates. I sure didn’t think it was from a website first, but I’m glad to find the person who wrote it. (You did write this, right?) I LOVE the Charlotte one!

Yay /.

YA/. (yet another slashdotter) here.

yea yea, i confess.  i went to the premiere of pirates of the caribbean dressed as Legolas.  *hangs head in semi-shame*

but hey, the ladies got a kick out of it

For #2, instead, do like Jimmy on South Park, “You shall not p-p-p-pa....  You shall not p-p-p-p-p-paaa....”

Toadies, I must confess that I’m not the original author nor do I know exactly who is. A coworker of mine forwarded the list to me and it was too good not to post, but I don’t want to take credit for someone else’s good work.

I did try to make an attempt to ID the original author so I could include credit where it’s due, but wasn’t able to figure out who it was. If anyone knows, however, I’ll update the list with proper attribution.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

I must say that this gave me good ideas :D

To be banned from any movie establishment for the rest of your life:

1) print these out
2) pass them out to people in line
3) snatch them away from people who don’t laugh.  Be sure to give them pitying looks
4) tell those who shriek hysterically that they are section leaders
5) when the section leaders implicate you while they are being dragged off, act as if you are wearing the One Ring and they can’t possibly see you
6) wait until DVD release to actually be able to see the movie

another /. gimp.  And #6 on the list *never* gets old!

I agree, #16 is absurdly funny, but how many readers are old enough to get it?

Great stuff, thanks.

/. whore

There’s only one Orc Sing-a-long....

Where there’s a whip (make whip noise)
There’s a WAY!

I think number 6 is the best, been a running joke between my friends and I ever since the movie came out.
“as you can see, weve been expecting you for quite some time, mr baggins.”

sorry, thats “had our eye on you” not “been expecting you”