Um, I would never, and have never done any of those things. 

Really.

If someone said I did, they lied.

Now THAT’S funny!!

Heh! I love ‘em!

Also, please refrain from caressing your popcorn and saying, “My preciousssss”.

Bwahhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha! I’m on it. I’ll let you know how it turns out.

I’m still pissing my pants...that’s funny.
#18 kills me.

ohhh.....we’re not supposed to do that....damn I’ve already got my old lady costume ready…

How about refraining from saying “I love you more than Jesus” every time Aragorn is on screen?  Complete with the breathless, evil whisper.  It can really piss people off!  (reference is Viggo as the Devil in one of the “Prophecy” movies)

Im gonna make so many new friends at the premiere if I dress up like a lady and do it M.Python stylee

This rules
more movie Don’t say

What about crying out loudly “That’s my cousin in the orc-suit!” when 600.000 orcs are pictured?

XD rofl! *makes mental note to print this up and recite to �ber Tolkienite family on Turkey Day*

16’s my fave.. Who sent that to you, what’s he on, is it legal (shoot it, snort it or smoke it?), can I have some? I promise not to try too many of them.. :evillaugh:

Also, ladies should try not to moan in orgasmic delight too loudly whenever Arargorn is onscreen, it makes it difficult to hear the dialogue, oh, and other people have to sit in those seats afterwards

:drool:

Aragorn?  That’s nothing.  I swear, if I have to hear my wife make one more comment about that “sexy elf” I’m gonna puke.  She’s not sure if his name is Legolas or Lots-o-leg.

(I keep reminding her of the scene where Legolas is walking on top of the snow. . . “see honey, that faerie is totally light in the loafers.  You’re much better off with an Orc like me.” I don’t think she’s buying it though)

She made me go see :pirate:s of the Caribbean just so she could see elfie-dude again.

Tish brings up a good point and I think it should be high on the list of things women shouldn’t do during the movie. The theaters owners alone would be more than appreciative for the lack of seat-cleaning bills.

well,most of them are damn nice..esp #2...it’s just so nice..

* (Do the Smeagol voice really loud) “MYY PREEECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!” every time you see the ring.
* Everyone has not read the book and knows how it ends. Talk about it queing for tickets and waiting for the movie to start. Make people really overhear it.
* PFFWWBBD. Peoples front for ‘what would bilbo baggins do?’. Make t-shirts, come as a group and at the end when they’re to destroy the ring keep yelling ‘DON’T DO IT! DON’T DO IT! DON’T DO IT! DON’T DO IT!’
* Come dressed up as star wars characters and talk during the entire movie about how ‘yoda could kick frodo’s ass.’, tell the characters to ‘use the force!’, ‘the death star could kick saurons ass’, etc, etc, etc.

HAHA those are great… i actually did some of them at The Two Towers

I haven’t laughed this much since… EVER? :D:D:D

Ok, that has got to be the most fun I’ve had in a long time! This is almost as good as MY lists!

Those are awesome.

You probably shouldn’t go to the world premier parade dressed as a pirate either…

Wait a minute...I did that.

ooops…

*grins* good way of getting attention though.

Les, you made it! You’ve been semi-slashdotted!

Coolness! Now I get to find out what it’s like to go over my bandwidth limits! :-D

Seriously though, I think that’s actually the second time I’ve had my site mentioned in the comments to a /. article. Still, I’ll take what little bit of glory I can from it.

I’m a slashdot whore comin’ over to see the excitement.

Please ignore me.

I haven’t laughed that hard all year!!!