It’s written all over his face, but you can still tell us: What is Attorney General John Ashcroft thinking?
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I’m fairly certain it’s this:
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What is Ashcroft Thinking?
Posted by Brock on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 02:16 PM. Read 675 times. Tags: humor, politics
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deadscot 
Posted on 09/17/2004 at 07:07 PM
Posted on 09/17/2004 at 07:07 PM 
Ashcroft: “I don’t understand why we need a constitution when we have a perfectly good bible right here.”
or…
“Now why did Ed [Schrock] go and do a silly thing like that when he could have just stopped by my office?”
Brock Posted on 09/17/2004 at 09:06 PM
Posted on 09/17/2004 at 09:06 PM 
Not a problem, Les. It’s easily worth it since I then get to have the word “embiggen” in my post.
Ragman 
Posted on 09/17/2004 at 10:12 PM
Posted on 09/17/2004 at 10:12 PM 
“I hate it when I forget my diarrea medicine. Good thing nobody knows I wear Depends!”
I’m logged in, so no “embiggen” capcha for me. I’ll look for it in the next edition of Webster’s.
did Posted on 09/18/2004 at 08:28 AM
Posted on 09/18/2004 at 08:28 AM 
Come now, Ragman, “embiggen” is a perfectly cromulent word.
did
Hah! Capcha = normal. Double Hah!
Ragman Posted on 09/18/2004 at 10:40 PM
Posted on 09/18/2004 at 10:40 PM
I guess you could call plastic surgeons embiggeners.
Somewhere there’s a drive-thru sign that says “Embiggen your meal for only $0.49!”
Ashcroft: “Why does HE get all the cute interns? You can play Melrose Place in MY office too, you know.”
Cindi Posted on 09/20/2004 at 09:46 AM
Posted on 09/20/2004 at 09:46 AM 
Ashcroft says: “Fuck You America.”
That guys scares me way more than Shrub.
ingolfson 
Posted on 09/21/2004 at 10:41 AM
Posted on 09/21/2004 at 10:41 AM 
“Gotta embiggen the Supreme Court with a few more good Christians...”
lykurgus 
Posted on 10/04/2004 at 09:30 AM
Posted on 10/04/2004 at 09:30 AM 
“I did NOT ‘touch’ George W Bush when he was a boy!”
Tabitha Posted on 10/22/2004 at 01:55 PM
Posted on 10/22/2004 at 01:55 PM 
“Fuck this instrument of Satan known as the Constitution. Lord Jesus knows how it detracts from our duties of praising the Lord and not dancing. Let the eagle fly!!”
Chazzy666 Posted on 10/22/2004 at 08:46 PM
Posted on 10/22/2004 at 08:46 PM 
Oh sweet, sweet lady justice if I could just once suckle upon your delectably sinful exposed stone tiiiitiiees! Oh Yeeessss!
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