I always did love a dark-horse contender!

But I’m probably more of a dark-horse than you, so should I be rooting for me?  I wanna win the best Asian blog category.  Shoot - I just checked and the nomination period is over.  Besides, being a little Jew girl in Minnesota doesn’t exactly scream “Asian”, now does it?  Ah well - I’ll have to work on that for next year.

I’m secretly jealous of your 45% though.  That’s 35% more popular than me.  But I think I get more action from the bitches and hoes than you do, so it evens out.  (Why did I just say that?  I have no idea.  Just smack my ass and call me inappropriate.  Wait, that was inappropriate, too, huh?  I think I’ll just sit back and hum quietly to myself now.)

I may have cheated a little. When asked if I was attractive I naturally said yes. Some folks might debate that answer, but there wasn’t a “you betcha little boopsie” option so I had to go with “yes.”

I’m honestly with my self: I look like crap, and made sure I put “no” on that question. I have a 35% chance, apparently.

I answered the questions as honestly as possible.

I have a 30% chance of winning.

Not bad, considering that my sole blogging experience consists of making occasional comments here to threads that people often aren’t reading anymore.

:-D

But how do you know if you’re attractive?  I mean, I think I’m pretty good looking in that “hey, *I’d* do me” kinda way, but I’ve been told I look like a smacked ass.

Always with the smacked asses, I am.

When I was in the military a guy once told me he felt like a bucket full of squashed assholes (not to eat mind you, he was ill) but until right now I had never heard anyone referred to as looking like a smacked ass. Depending on the ass that was smacked I imagine that might be a compliment. I mean are we talking Danny DeVito’s ass or Christy Turlington’s?