Way back in December of 2002 I wrote a small entry on Nicholas and Mary Monahan and their run-in with airport security. I was appalled at their treatment to say the least. Now I get word that a fellow blogger has had a less outrageous, but still very upsetting encounter with Federal TSA screeners as well. John of John P. Hoke’s Asylum warns us that the TSA Screeners apparently are allowed to use their discretion in determining which of your personal belongings they can steal... er… I mean “confiscate.”
I arrive at the airport, check my bags and head on down to the Security Screeners, these supposedly well trained, well mannered Federal Employees. I took both of my laptops out of their bags, and along with my shoes, jacket and carry on bags, placed them on the conveyor belt to the x-ray machine.
One screener asked to manually inspect one of my bags, knowing that I had nothing in it that was prohibited based on the TSA’s own site I allowed the search. This inspector found a lighter that I was given by my step daughter for our first Father’s Day together. It was a cigar lighter that did not run on Liquid Fuel, but gas. (Unabsorbed Liquid fueled lighters are prohibited based on the above PDF). He looked at it and exclaimed, “Wow I have always wanted one like this”. Then proceeded to tell me that he had to confiscate my lighter.
John challenges the screener’s judgment and proceeds to ask to speak with a supervisor. The supervisor pretty much tells him to fuck off and tries to dissuade John from filing a formal complaint via an attempt at physical intimidation. John took the form, got on his flight, and plans to follow up his initial entry with more as the story progresses. I’ll honestly be very surprised if he gets any justice out of this whole ordeal, but I fully support and encourage him to try.
This is the sort of crap that the Bush administration has brought us. When you can’t carry fucking fingernail clippers on an airline flight because it might be a weapon you know we’ve descended to new levels of silliness. Seriously, what the fuck is a terrorists going to do with fingernail clippers? Threaten to give the flight crew a really bad manicure if they don’t comply with his demands?? Man, I’m glad I don’t fly anywhere these days. I probably would’ve gotten arrested.


















Just for the record, I have no problem with security I most certainly do have a problem with using security as an excuse for a quick power and liberty grab.
We are spoonfed a diet of fear and color coded threats, that we are told from one side of the governmental maw that are serious and we must prepare and buy ducttape and pastic sheeting ... while the other side of the gaping maw ever hungry for the love of money that all is well, vacation, buy SUVs and ignore the terrorist threats we just mentioned.
The TSA and Homeland [in]Security department has done nothing to produce real security, rather than the venier of security ... but scratch the surface and it is just a plain power grab (floating terrorism as a way to cancel elections, etc).
The idea that we are engaging in anything that resembles security is a joke. If you want security, then you will need to pony up at the bar, turn your head and cough everytime you enter or leave any public space.
I mentioned my 911 experience not for oneupmanship, but because I am sick of people using it as an excuse for their cause celebre… for more info, read this post
See the idiocy here? We are engaged in a security perception as opposed to a security exercise.
I have no problem with reasonable, consistent and intelligent security measures, but the typical knee jerkoff reactions we have received that infringe on the Liberties we are trying to defend are pointless…
Lets tear up the Constitution, create extra-governmental agencies and do it all just incase someone else tries to do it…
feh!
Why are lighters confiscated, but I was able to bring a cigar cutter on board?
The whole idea of well, lets give up XYZ so that the big strong daddy figure we know as the government can protect us from ourselves is bullshit.
How much are you willing to give up for a false sense of security?
The beautiful thing is we are still allowed to disagree… we are still allowed to criticize the government, until a new sedidion act is ramrodded down our throats all in the name of patriotism
... back to work ...