Seems the folks down in Australia are getting a little of the old holy-image-appears-on-random-object-Christians-start-acting-like-total-whack-jobs fun of their own as of late. So says The Sydney Morning Herald:
Hundreds of believers flocked to the Coogee Beach headland yesterday to witness what they say is an apparition of the Virgin Mary.
Scores more hiked up the cliff path to touch, kiss and pray to the post which over the past few days has been transformed into something of a shrine, with pictures of the virgin, rosary beads and flowers piled around the white-washed fence.
Some wept, others sang, most prayed. As the sunlight reflected off a crook in the fence throughout the afternoon, hundreds claimed they could discern the shape of a veiled figure, and most agreed it was “Our Lady”.
They kissed a fence post?! Do they not realize that dogs tend to urinate on fence posts? I suppose that’s a little better than rubbing their naked asses against it.
This is one of those things about Christians that I just don’t understand. First off, why would Jesus and his Mother spend so much time drawing pictures of themselves into various random objects such as trees, fence posts, office building windows, or whatever other random inanimate object happens to be around at the time when they could do a much better job of letting people know they really exist by, say, materializing in the middle of the Today show set and performing an undeniable miracle such as making Al Roker actually interesting, or at least entertaining, to watch? Huh? Is that too much of a miracle for the King of Kings to pull off? I realize I’m asking a lot here.
No, instead we get nothing but pathetic doodles that have less artistic merit than something produced by a blind epileptic quadriplegic. Artistically speaking, Jesus should stick to turning water into wine and leave the art stuff to the professionals.
Secondly (yeah, I did have more questions), why the hell when one of these shoddy self-portraits appear do all the Christians in the immediate vicinity feel they have to:
A) rush immediately to the site in question
B) touch, rub, kiss, fondle, molest, pray, cry, or faint
C) generally make a nuisance of themselves?
They do that by clogging streets, leaving various “gifts” (someone eventually has to pick that shit up), trampling people’s lawns and just generally not doing anything productive or important despite all the problems they cause by being there. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
When was the last time you heard of a bunch of Jews freaking out because a vague image of some holy figure of their’s showed up on someone’s kreplach? How the last time you heard about a load of Muslims spazzing because one of them saw the face of Mahomet appear in the pattern of the wood grain of some random door someplace? You never hear about that sort of thing.
Occasionally the Hindus will make a big deal out of a statue of one of their various Gods they have supposedly drinking milk, but that’s about the only other religious group I can think of that has anything close to what the Christians are constantly reporting and it’s about a dumb as the idea of Jesus drawing bad pictures of himself everywhere.
Whatever. There are days when I’m feeling particularly evil that I just know there’s a great set of pranks to be pulled using this affinity of Christians to practically wet themselves over this sort of thing. One of these days I may have to see if I can pull it off.




















Hey everyone,
Alright...Les…
You said,
”Here’s the thing about this explanation that just doesn’t hold up under logic: If man was perfect at the beginning then how is it possible for the Devil to tempt him?”
Man was perfect,yes, but man was also young, and malliable...unknowing...take for example a new born baby, born so innocent, however when you tell the baby not to put something in their mouth they go right ahead and do it. In this analogy take you, the parent, as being God, and take the devil as being the baby’s curiostiy…
”If at the beginning man was in paradise and had everything he could want then how could he want more? ”
Kind of reminds you of the everyday American ‘world’ does it not? Want, want, want, money, power, control, success....But with Adam & Eve, I mean hey...man’s living freely, has everything he wants, food, relaxation....he lives in paradise...so why not take it a step furthur and become a god? We look at it now, and say that man was an idiot...but in some cases we still act that exact same way...where we have things going great for us....but we want more....and eventually it falls apart.
“ The whole statement above implies that man was flawed from the beginning in which case it would have been an intentional design decision from God and it’s hard to see how you can blame a flawed creation for acting in a flawed manner. If man didn’t have knowledge of right from wrong at the beginning then how would he have known that he was sinning? ”
Man was not flawed, man was innocent and naive...God distinctly told man...do not eat of the apple from ‘that’ tree....anything else you want, you can have....but not from this tree....and man accepted....he was not an idiot...he knew what God wanted....
”If man wasn’t intelligent then how can he be blamed for doing something stupid? If man wasn’t able to make his own decisions before sinning, then how was he able to decide to sin?”
Man was smart...for what was needed of him, he didn’t need extreme mathematics to solve a physics problem, describe the engineering factors in building an aircraft, and such...that wasn’t needed...man was in paradise.....
Is wasn’t just man’s fault....the devil (disguised as a serpent)...was tricky and crafty, and persuaded man into taking the apple...man knew it was wrong....man tried to move, but....man gave in....apparently man’s want for becoming god, was more important than God Himself. Man sinned.
”You basically described Adam as an idiot in paradise who was too dumb to know that what he was about to do was wrong and flawed from the get go that he would desire to have knowledge that God didn’t want him to have.”
No Adam was not an idiot...he had some knowledge....he knew what he was doing was wrong, but he gave into it...he sinned on his own will…
”And yet despite all these strikes against him doing the right thing in the first place, you fully blame him for the mistakes he makes and think God is justified in his anger and his punishment.”
Man desired to know all, to become as a ‘god’...so God allowed that to happen...if man wanted to live on earth, to feel reality, to learn and be educated, to be able to differenciate between right and wrong, to make his own choices.....HERE...have it…
...so here we end up......
”The Bible consistently refers to believers as “sheep.” Sheep are some of the dumbest animals on the planet and yet that’s what God wants you to be like.”
We are usually sheep, in contrast with the Sheppard (Jesus Christ) ...so in that sense we would be dumb....let’s say that you did believe there was a God....would you say that His intellect was higher, lower, or equal as yours?
Also, the Bible is full of symbolism....and people that rush through it, don’t realize it...they miss the things that they shouldn’t ...when you read...it should be slow...and you should understand what you read…
“ Has it ever occurred to you that the Bible is hostile toward knowledge because as people understand more about the world around them they’re less likely to buy into the fantasy and myth the Bible puts forth as truth? ”
The Bible is not hostile towards knowledge....tell me where it says that....
What do you mean by understanding the world around them?? By the fact that we hypothesize things....a hypothesis is not a fact....it is a guess....
Us evolving from monkies, I think is more of a fantasy than that of there being a God.
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Hey Brandi,
You said,
”That’s like saying someone won or lost the Superbowl because of God’s will. God doesn’t give a shit. People win or lose because someone is smarter/faster/stronger. End of story. You can wrap the fairness of it up in fairytale all day long, but it doesn’t change the truth.”
So are you trying to say that there is no hope for the underdog....they will never win ...because there are many instances where the opposite has happened.
“ Billions? Are you a creationist or an evolutionist? Now I’m confused.”
I am sorry I said the billions of years, I am not one who knows the exact age...it just seem that the human race has come a long way....which seems to have been done through a long peroid of time...I said billions of years to emphazise that point, I shouldn’t have said that though....I apologize, (comments retracted)
”If you say billions, that suggests you don’t take the creation story literally, but you take all the other stuff literally?”
How does me stating “billions” suggest that I don’t take the creation story literally? I do...I just meant to emphazise that it was a long period of time between the beginning of the world to present day....sorry
”There is absolutely no evidence to suggest it, other than in the bible, which holds no scientific weight whatsoever.”
The Bible is a historical text, containing true accounts of historical events unmatched by any other text, furthermore it has been backed up by many other texts dating back to the early times.
Brandi...please watch what you say, “...and possibly one of DB’s fellow Jesus Humpers.”
First of all, why are you randomly involving DB into this conversation? He has done nothing wrong, nor is he in any way involved with your rebuttel to what I said. So let’s just keep this argument between us...thanks....
Secondly...I don’t like the “Jesus Humpers” comment...its very deranging, offending, and not to mention appalling ....
Well Brandi, I’m surprised that you figured out I was a woman from my first comment...good job, many people think because of my nickname, I must be a man....but...are you trying to imply that many women are ignorant?.....I hope not....
Well, if there is one thing I agree with you it’s on the fact that this is a good site....helps one to sharpen what debating skills they have....well..."Practice makes better”
Have a great week,
IGWT,
Chris