Les didn’t you catch it in the Olympics, or maybe it was the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION. I know it was on of those two full contact events.
Man you must be married a LOOONG time. I still remember my days at St. Joseph Pain and Pleasure elamentary skool. It was always the main sport in the back of the bus. Thats where I got my nickname, crazyhands.
Hope you have a great day.

OMFG. That is so...so...funny...sad...wickedly bad. Copping a feel now has new potential as one could conceivably keep the feel as a souvenir.

Can Target’s “Crotch It Up a Notch” (packaged in a denim pouch or a plastic basketball) be that far behind?

Thanks for yet another hearty chuckle.

Don’t tell me somebody isn’t messing with the capture words. Mine, this time, was “increase”!

OK, you’re right - the mind DOES boggle and mine is still considering what comes next.

Perhaps “Camel Toe To Go!”

My father’s favorite Olympic sport was women’s breast stroke.

That is such an improvement over surgical enhancements.  All the benefits without any of the health risk, and when she realizes how sad it is to buy into the whole bigger-is-better thing, she can just drop them in the circular file and go find someone with better appreciation for the natural look.

Even worse, there’s a whole ‘nother extreme to this nonsense.

..."Koreans are born with small eyes, wide and flat faces, and flat, low noses,” says Kim. “What they would like are larger eyes, narrower and more oval-shaped faces, and higher and narrower noses.

“Double-eyelid surgery is the most popular, and girls - sometimes boys - start having this done as early as 12. But I do not recommend this. I wait until they are at least 16 or preferably 18.”

Such is the preoccupation with beauty in Seoul that girls are even having their calf muscles reduced by 40 per cent to gain slimmer legs…

Apparently the operation can be crippling, and there’s a thriving underground industry of unqualified hacks performing it. 

Here we are at the National Extreme Groping Championships, and here is contender Bill Clinton lookin’ no worse for the wear after his hear surgery.

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Oh! Bill is disquilified for illegal use of a Cigar… Now taking the 2004 X-Groping Championship is Jack Ryan, who’s voyeristic groping techniques really wowed the judges here ....

... Back to you Les in the studio ...

Ah Feminism takes another step forward.

“Crotch it up a notch”

That’s perhaps the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks....

Truly, I’m surprised and disappointed in all of you.  You apparently seem to be missing the travesty and injustice that is at the heart of products like this.  I’m not talking about enhancements to body image, or how girls are made to feel about themselves or any such frivolous topics.

No, my friends, the crime here, with all such products, is FALSE ADVERTISING, and its impact on the true victims, men and boys.

When we stop this kind of crime, the world will be a better place.

Skippy’s right.  The last thing we need is more 14 year olds running around looking like their going on 22.

Here’s a marketing idea for the SEB store. The Bastard Codpiece.  Making Target will come along and pick those up too.