The Crime of “Unauthorized Reproduction.” New law will require marriage as a legal condition of motherhood.
Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do become pregnant “by means other than sexual intercourse.”
According to a draft of the recommended change in state law, every woman in Indiana seeking to become a mother through assisted reproduction therapy such as in vitro fertilization, sperm donation, and egg donation, must first file for a “petition for parentage” in their local county probate court.
Only women who are married will be considered for the “gestational certificate” that must be presented to any doctor who facilitates the pregnancy. Further, the “gestational certificate” will only be given to married couples that successfully complete the same screening process currently required by law of adoptive parents.
As it the draft of the new law reads now, an intended parent “who knowingly or willingly participates in an artificial reproduction procedure” without court approval, “commits unauthorized reproduction, a Class B misdemeanor.” The criminal charges will be the same for physicians who commit “unauthorized practice of artificial reproduction.”
What the Fuck?! I’m speechless!



















Step one: draft loony-tunes legislation requiring marriage for pregnancy
Step two: wait for more level thinkers to prevail, trashing the bill in committee
Step three: give the bill a more friendly name during the campaign season, and dun your opponents for being “against marriage”
Step four: dust off hands, your work is done