“So many minority youths had volunteered…that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself.” --Tom DeLay

yeah, he’s spreading the gospel all right. prick.

Wow! It really is a good thing he’s out of office. Clearly, he feels that his new job involves making even more of an idiot of himself.

I especially like the passage in the Old Testament that he is apparently working from:

1 And then the Lord did sayeth unto Mezekial, knoweth this oh wicked man! In the far off land of the Cans of Ameri, there shall come a day when those who toil under the righteous eye of the king of the Island Empire shall rise up and say unto each other:

2. Lets geteth thee unto the Ton of Bos and dumpeth the leaves of the bush that the devils from the eastern lands doth drinketh into the great and swirling waters.

2 And then unto the Del of Philid shall we ride, and all wear hair covers the color of bone, and fancy pantaloons and doublets, at which point we shall signeth a declaration a parchment with which to smiteth our rightful king.

3 And they did as they saideth they would, and wroteth their wrath and ire unto their rightful king, and he saideth back to them, “Ye ungrateful wretches! Doth thou thinkest I can field an Empire without the meager pittance in homage thou dost payeth unto me for the leaves of drink of the east!? Nay I say, ye shall tasteth my wrath!”

4 And the rightful king, whose mind had grown weary with delights and insanities, praised the Lord his God and waged war on the ungrateful wretches.

5 But the Lord was on the side of the wretches that day, as a few of the wretches were happy to spread the word of the Lord unto the savages, though the Franklin named Benjamin and the Paine named Thomas were unduly arrogant and refused to spread the word, so the Lord their God did smiteth them with the boils of the backside for four and ten days.

6 And hearing this, Mezekial did weep with tears of joy, knowing that a great land would one day arise that would spread the word of the Lord his God. So the profit did hold a great ceremony in praise, and did sacrifice a thousand goats to his god to cleanse himself of the sin of expressing joy.

- Mezekial 43:1-6

Either that or Tom Delay is batshit crazy.

These people really really scare me.

SG

“My Country ‘tis of Thee
Sweet land of liberty,
God Save the King.”

OOPS! 

Now, then, just exactly what was it that a politician was spreading? 

We all know what politicians spread!!

Sure! Politicians spread:

A) Peace, Love and Understanding
B) Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll
C) Sex, Lies and Videotape
D) VD
E) Other (rhymes with fullbit perhaps)?

I’m not sure which, but I think it’s definitely not A or B.