Note: I originally submitted this to McSweeney’s Lists, but they said “ I think it’s pretty good, but I think we’re going to pass, for the sake of our southern brethren.”. So I’ll publish it here instead.
-"Whiskey is my lord, Bourbon is my Saviour” [an actual song I wrote, see the lyrics]
-"Jesus was a Democrat”
-"I’m bigger than Jesus but smaller than your heart”
-"Evolution #9”
Feel free to add your own.
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Les Jenkins
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wrote: Wait, wait, wait..."Stapled my ear for weight loss”?!?! What the hell is that all about!? [go]
wrote: That isn’t a mole, thats a herpes sore. scottgail, you shouldn’t let people jack off on your face so often! [go]
wrote: I dunno Les, once the little green men get trotted out their willful ignorance is sort of cute - like kids with Santa Claus. You almost want them to start…[go]
wrote: Brain would be funny if it weren’t so sad. [go]
wrote: UFO abductions? Really? That’s the best you can do? I suppose speaking in tongues and ghosts are proof too? Ouija boards proof of angels? Where do elves and unicorns fit…[go]
wrote: I’m off Promises, promises. [go]
wrote: decrepitoldfool: No, I think its more like: The best irrelevant comment, because the commentator (youself) on this website has nothing else to say. Im…[go]
wrote: decrepitoldfool: This is NOT about wining an argument, it is for you to check out the facts. My main comment here was to show that Chuck…[go]
wrote: Wait… I know this party game! It’s “How many fallacies can you pack into one comment”! [go]
wrote: Last_Hussar: I was writing another comment when you posted “ Such as”, well know you can read. It takes time to look at everything that is…[go]
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