Now for something completely different. Seeing as we’ve had so much in the way of contentious discussions lately here at SEB I thought I’d try to lighten things up by providing a little game for folks to play.
Check out Thy Dungeon Man II for a little old-school text gaming.
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Posted on 03/11/2004 at 12:17 AM 
in FACT, i’m playing Thy Dungeon Man 2 myself…
...and i’m frigg’n stuck.
Yeah yeah, i have PLENTY of imagine, and so do the creators of the fine Homestar cartoons. But alas, even after programming the option frigg’n strip and dance (go ahead...try “remove cloth” and “dance") they failed to include the option to “kill Percy” or “drill rat with foot”. Odd, it is, i know. But on several occassions of PASSiNG the rat, i’ve yet to find myself through the maze. Not even the directions from the so-called map, i’m without any clue as to how i get out.
Eventually, after following the directions, i find myself with the a typical multiple-choice SAT question..."Where to go now?”...with the answer of North, my only options are EAST and WEST.
An enigma…
Well, could anybody POSSiBLY give a hint as to what i’m doing wrong? An email would be welcome, if you wish to help. Thanks
-Kawai Tei-
Posted on 03/20/2004 at 12:56 PM 
first, get the hay. then when you have the plauge, eat the bread whenever a bad message comes up. finnaly, fou mongruls, strike middle, for houngruls, strike high, and for loungruls, strike low
Posted on 03/24/2004 at 08:04 AM 
take hay
plug nose
take tinkle
unplug nose
open door
south
use key
take map
north
talk ripberger
north
talk percy
look map (gets you through maze - WWNWNNEENENN)
north
take mop
use mop to kill things in the maze – hongrel, strike high, mongrel, strike middlin, longrel, strike low
eat bread to stave of infection
once you’re out of the maze go eastward
talk doctor
answer no
talk chef
give sucker
when Percy attacks, use cloth
the end
Posted on 03/24/2004 at 09:35 AM 
Wow, if only life were this simple.
take hay
plug nose
squish Falwell
squish Robertson
use mop
clean floor
unplug nose
take boot
kick Bush
launch Cheney
install Kerry
get bomb
nuke Osama
clean house
marry gays
throw party
the end.
Posted on 03/24/2004 at 09:39 AM 
One big guffaw from me here GeekMom!
Since at least one of us is being silly, I will admit of toying with the idea of creating a Neverwinter Nights module named
Desert Mirage
The bold hero would be sent to slay an evil sorcerer rumored to work on spells of mass destruction.
If anybody else wants to run with it, be my guest.
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