The quality of Jesus’ self-portraits has really gone downhill.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 02:33 PM. Read 580 times. Tags: , , ,
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Another week, another sighting of Jesus in a random object:

Emily West was doing some meditating over the weekend in her sister’s backyard in central Lodi when something caught her eye.

“I looked up and saw the face of Christ in the fence and I said, “Whoa,” West said.

She called her sister Ana over to ask what she saw. She too agreed, it was the Son of God.

You see that little picture in the upper left corner here? That pathetic example of pareidolia is all it took to have these two True Believers™ phoning up the local Bishop to spread the good news. You can bet they probably have scores of people lining up to pray/beseech/cry/be healed by their amazing Jesus knot.

Artistically that’s just sad. It’s like he’s not even trying anymore.

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Neil United States Posted on 08/29/2007 at 03:01 PM

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It’s Atari 2600 Jesus.  Just like his followers, he’s always at least a couple of decades behind the times.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 08/29/2007 at 03:27 PM

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See what?

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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered.
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Neil United Kingdom Posted on 08/29/2007 at 04:11 PM

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It’s not that he isn’t trying

He’s just trying to piss his dad off

“Hey dad, look at this, you cure cancer and it get’s put down to someone elses will power, I just do a 5 second doodle in a tree and i get in the news. Who’s the popular one now?”

Last_Hussar United Kingdom Posted on 08/29/2007 at 06:06 PM

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At least I can see this one, though lets face it it could still be a young Obi-wan or even Les

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Bog Brother United States Posted on 08/29/2007 at 08:02 PM

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What the hell is that thing on the side of his face?

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inha Finland Posted on 08/30/2007 at 12:18 AM

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wouldn’t say that’s jesus of any kind.. who would that be, no idea. anyway, he’s mouth leans badly downwards and he might be underwater for he has a snorkel,, or maybe that strange object is some kind of an antenna? in any case, a very awful and unreal expression of some man who is captured in a fence.

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Tbacksha Australia Posted on 08/30/2007 at 03:10 AM

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Is he facing forwards or sidwards?
Anyway it looks as if he has a bald patch…

Matt K United States Posted on 08/30/2007 at 10:43 AM

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I misread ‘meditating’ for ‘medicating’.  How appropriate.
- Matt

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