The Gay 10 Commandments

Posted by Brock on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 02:52 PM. Read 1321 times. Tags: ,
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GeekMom made me do it:

I. Thou shalt have no other studs before me unless I get to f*** them too.

II. Thou shalt not make of thee a Tammy Faye image.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of Cher, thy God, in vain.

IV. Remember thy shopping days, to keep them holy.

V. Honour thy Abercrombe and thy Fitch.

VI. Thou shalt not fill thy stomach with fattening foods.

VII. Thou presently cannot commit real adultery.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal a female’s boyfriend.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour unless it is REALLY juicy gossip.

X. Thou shalt covet any thing that is thy neighbour’s, unless it is a Hawaiian shirt.

Thanks, GeekMom. That was fun!

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 04/29/2005 at 04:30 PM

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Wow, Brock - that was fast.  When GeekMom says jump, you really bounce!

GeekMom United States Posted on 04/29/2005 at 04:50 PM

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Bwahahaha!!!!  Now let’s carve ‘em on a really BIG rock and drop it on Judge Moore ... grin

Les United States Posted on 04/29/2005 at 06:22 PM

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I volunteer to be the person to drop it on Judge Moore.

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leguru United States Posted on 04/29/2005 at 11:42 PM

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If you can steal him from a female, he wasn’t really her boyfriend. Perhaps byfriend? wink

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What is a bad man but a good man’s job?
If you don’t understand this, you will get lost,
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It is the great secret.” LAO-TZU

zilch Austria Posted on 04/30/2005 at 02:16 AM

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Brock- LOL
...but are you sure about number X?  I’ve got some really chic Hawaiian shirts…

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Socialist Swine Canada Posted on 04/30/2005 at 02:21 AM

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That’s a decalogue that I can support being displayed publicly.

GeekMom United States Posted on 04/30/2005 at 06:20 AM

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If you can steal him from a female, he wasn’t really her boyfriend. Perhaps byfriend?

No, no—a BI friend!  wink

serge Canada Posted on 04/30/2005 at 07:15 AM

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I wonder if a person can get arrested by displaying sich wisdom on his or her front lawn.

Someone should try it. just to be sure.

Brock United States Posted on 04/30/2005 at 05:01 PM

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Actually, I think if there really were gay commandments, there would be a much larger number of them.

I was being pretty insulting of gays in some of those but that’s because some are often as shallow as they can be and I guess it’s because they are human too.

And yes, it’s possible to steal a female’s boyfriend. It’s known as the 6 Beer Phenomenon.
He won’t be drunk long though so I guess it’s more like borrowing him.

Before anyone asks, no, I’m not speaking from experience.

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leguru United States Posted on 05/01/2005 at 01:26 AM

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Precisely, GM.
And, Brock, how about “. . .other studs behind you?”
LOL

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“What is a good man but a bad man’s teacher?
What is a bad man but a good man’s job?
If you don’t understand this, you will get lost,
however intelligent you are.
It is the great secret.” LAO-TZU

boyfriend Canada Posted on 09/11/2005 at 11:22 AM

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I agree with leguru, if you can steal him, he wasn’t hers.

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