The further adventures of “Doctor Dino”.

Posted by Mick on Friday, January 19, 2007 at 11:44 PM. Read 9490 times. Tags: , ,
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Remember Kent Hovind? Of course you do. The last we heard everybody’s favourite creationist nutbar and his creationist nutbar wife were looking at spending the foreseeable future preaching from behind bars. Well, Hovind’s sentence has been handed down, and it’s pretty much what everyone expected.

10 years for ‘Dr. Dino’

Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind was sentenced Friday afternoon to 10 years in prison on charges of tax fraud.

After a lengthy sentencing hearing that last 5 1/2 hours, U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers ordered Hovind also:

-- Pay $640,000 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service.

-- Pay the prosecution’s court costs of $7,078.

-- Serve three years parole once he is released from prison.

Hovind’s wife, Jo Hovind, also was scheduled to be sentenced. Rodgers postponed her sentencing until March 1 to allow her defense attorney an opportunity to argue possible discrepancies in sentencing guidelines.

Prior to his sentencing, a tearful Kent Hovind, also known as “Dr. Dino” asked for the court’s leniency.

“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.

Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty in November of 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faced a maximum of 288 years in prison.

Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements and faces a maximum of 225 years in prison.

Kent Hovind, who is incarcerated in the Escambia County Jail, will be assigned to a prison by the Bureau of Prisons. Rodgers recommended Kent Hovind be sent to the prison at Saufley Field in Pensacola so he will be close to his family.

It will be up to the Bureau of Prisons, however, to make that determination.

Would it be considered in poor taste to gloat a little over this? Maybe, but that won’t stop me.

Read the comments beneath the article for an extra laugh. 

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 06:06 PM

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! also means factorial, where you multiply a number once by every positive number (that is a whole number less than your starting number) between your starting number and 0 (by that I mean include 1 but not 0).

in short:
n! = n*(n-1)!
or
n! = n*(n-1)*(n-2)*(n-3) etc until you get to n*(n-(n-1))

Don’t know whether it is technically supposed to work for non-integers, don’t see why not, but there needs to be an integer difference between the terms

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 06:09 PM

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Sorry - n*(n-(n-1)) should read just (n-(n-1))

This all means mathematically
2+2=4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is incorrect, it’s the factorial of a factorial…

ps I won’t be around for a week, going on holiday

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 03/28/2007 at 08:00 PM

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DC, I tried, for a coupla tickonds, to get my brain around the factorial but it just rejects mathematical concepts.
But thanks for pointing me to Wiki which enabled to find out the exclamation mark is also, colloquially, known as a shriek or bang.  smile

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 08:07 PM

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Well 2+2=5 [!*(infinity+1)]

That many !?  MUST be true then.

Fundies use lots of “!”
2+2=5 followed by infinity exclamation marks
Therefore 2+2=5 Must be Hold

Book of SEB
Chapter 29,
3 And Les looked upon mathematics
4 And he saw that 2+2=5
5 And he said “this is good”

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 08:09 PM

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I was about to correct Hold to Holy.  But if the Good Blog says Hold, then Hold must be right !(!)^!!

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 08:14 PM

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Brother John, you posted as I did.
Explanation of Acolyte Claws
example !4 = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 =24
Factorials tell you how many combinations in a set

A B C have !3 combinations
A B C
A C B
B A C
B C A
C A B
C B A

!3=1*2*3=6

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Ragman United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 11:20 PM

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2 + 2 + 0! = 5

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 03/29/2007 at 07:06 AM

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Any time I see the written shriek I hear the click sounds of the African Bushman. wink

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 04/05/2007 at 05:24 PM

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I’m BACK!!!

LH: Factorials tell you how many combinations in a set

Didn’t know that, I’ve only ever used them in binomial theorum at A level, Interesting info -thanks!

LJ: exclamation mark is also, colloquially, known as a shriek or bang

Didn’t know that either smile

Les - I see it was you touching that noodly appendage! Ammusing likeness

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 04/05/2007 at 09:30 PM

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LH: Brother John, you posted as I did.
Explanation of Acolyte Claws
example !4 = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 =24
Factorials tell you how many combinations in a set

Would you believe it’s taken a week for that to “click click click” into my understanding?
When I first looked at the above it seemed like a mess of unrelated words with the description of a concept onto which to attach my understanding being nowhere in site.
I just looked at it now and I can see what it’s about so easily.
Like the capo‘s been removed or like suddenly seeing the picture within one of those 3D art gallery images.
By the way, the images are cool when you get the hang of ‘seeing them’ ... to get the hang of it put your hand behind your (flat) screen and ‘pretend’ to look at your hand and the ‘real’ image will reveal itself.
The object is to try to focus on something ‘behind’ the image.
If you wear bi-focals as I do make your mind up if you’re gonna look through the top or bottom.
After you’ve done it a coupla times you’ll wonder why the first time was so hard.

Anyway that was what !5 suddenly did within my ‘autistic’ brain.  wink
1*2*3*4*5 = 120

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 04/05/2007 at 09:56 PM

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It’s n!, by the way.

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 04/05/2007 at 11:01 PM

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It’s n!, by the way.

Of course it is ... and it makes much more sense that way ... too.  smile
Without getting too technical, !n would internally haemorrhage an n into an almost nullified nonentity.

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Psychromorbidus Canada Posted on 04/06/2007 at 04:57 AM

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From Fundies to Factorials; I thought I would never see the day.  Got nothing to add myself till the next !!!!!!!.  Not strong enough to significantly add to a mathematical discussion...sigh.  Glad to see everyone is fine while I was bogged with exams.

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konstantin United States Posted on 09/05/2007 at 11:34 AM

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Have you all people seen Howinds tapes?

Because he’s my hero.  And everything that he says and does is right. 

And you think that you can put him down by your comments; well you are just motivating him more and more.  He is used to dealing and stuffing people like you all over and over again.

Thank you, for reading the truth.

Bog Brother United States Posted on 09/05/2007 at 01:10 PM

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konstantin -

Have you seen the more recent post on this site?

SEB Mailbag: Someone comes to “Dr.” Kent Hovind’s defense.

If you are gonna stand up for you hero, that one might be more appropriate at this point.  Oh wait, you won’t ever read this again, so I’m wasting my time again.

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Les United States Posted on 09/05/2007 at 05:29 PM

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Konstantin writes…

Have you all people seen Howinds tapes?

I’ve seen them. Most of them are good for a laugh or two. At least until you realize some poor folks, such as yourself, actually take them seriously.

Because he’s my hero.  And everything that he says and does is right.

Except when he’s wrong, which is often, especially on issues of Evolution and Federal Tax Law. Son, you need better heroes.

And you think that you can put him down by your comments; well you are just motivating him more and more.  He is used to dealing and stuffing people like you all over and over again.

Idiots are often motivated to greater heights of idiocy by pointing out what idiots they are. They’re kind of stupid that way.

konstantin United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 12:29 PM

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I am speechless.  After all of your smart comments I am as red as a red apple.  How do you like that analogy?  And I got more where that came from.
And about my old comment it stays the same.  Kent Howind is my hero, and he will put all of you down like he does it every time.  Because he’s got the truth.
Yes he motivated me. And I am proud of it.  Kent Howind does not say stuff to please everybody.  If he was then you guys would be for him.  But since he is telling the truth you guys and the government is against him.  They want to dust the truth.  But the truth is out there- evolution is a bunch of bull, and the earth is not flat it’s round.  I do not know if scientists verified that because they were all over the flat earth theory.
If you want real truth the Bible is the correct answer.  Every word in it is correct and will come true.
Thank you for reading the real truth.

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 12:38 PM

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konstantin, I am very confident that evolution is a correct model for speciation.  But I am far less confident that YOU are for real.

Bastich United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 02:04 PM

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Kent Hovind is my hero, and he will put all of you down like he does it every time.  Because he’s got the truth.

So a liar, thief, fool and one who will not ‘Render unto Caesar’ is your hero? Impressive. As for him having the truth go here and read up on ‘The Truth’ and see if reality matches your fantasy.

I’ve been called a “godless heretic that should be burned at the stake” a few too many times by HypoChristians like Hovind to let another “the bible is inerrant and accurate truth” nutjob walk.

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 09/21/2007 at 04:37 PM

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konstantin: Kent Howind is my hero, and he will put all of you down like he does it every time

You think it’s a good thing to put people down? Where’s the sense in that?

But since he is telling the truth you guys and the government is against him

The truth is really that horrible? Why spread it then? Why shatter people’s happy illusions only to face nasty reality?

I do not know if scientists verified that because they were all over the flat earth theory

Who? When? Where?

If you want real truth the Bible is the correct answer.  Every word in it is correct and will come true

How do you know this?

dof: But I am far less confident that YOU are for real.

Even if he and everyone (and everything) else is just a figment of my imagination, they exist in some form at least as thoughts

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MisterMook United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 08:53 PM

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Yawn. I think someone suckled at the tighty whities of the Holy Hovind too much as a child.

It’s OK kid, let it all hang out - we know if you don’t defend him you’ll have to admit the molestation to yourself. Remember though, no one cares what you think, who you are, and no one loves you but your imaginary friend and that big molesting tax evader in prison.

zilch Austria Posted on 09/22/2007 at 02:18 AM

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Even if he and everyone (and everything) else is just a figment of my imagination, they exist in some form at least as thoughts

Bahamat, this sounds like my brother’s improvement upon Descartes’ cogito, ergo sum: ”something’s going on”.

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 09/22/2007 at 02:28 PM

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smile it’d be impossible ever to know if anything else really is more than a dream, it could always just try to present you with whatever results would make you continue to believe it was more physical than that

You’d never know if you were just dreaming a reality, at any level- were you to wake, it could simply be into a larger, containing dream higher up the chain

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Bog Brother United States Posted on 09/22/2007 at 10:48 PM

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Bahamat, you should probably lay off the acid while watching the Matrix, or reading the Invisibles (excellent comic book btw, I highly recommend it).

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 09/24/2007 at 12:46 PM

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Acid is my base instinct :LOL:

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