Remember Kent Hovind? Of course you do. The last we heard everybody’s favourite creationist nutbar and his creationist nutbar wife were looking at spending the foreseeable future preaching from behind bars. Well, Hovind’s sentence has been handed down, and it’s pretty much what everyone expected.
Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind was sentenced Friday afternoon to 10 years in prison on charges of tax fraud.
After a lengthy sentencing hearing that last 5 1/2 hours, U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers ordered Hovind also:
—Pay $640,000 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service.
—Pay the prosecution’s court costs of $7,078.
—Serve three years parole once he is released from prison.
Hovind’s wife, Jo Hovind, also was scheduled to be sentenced. Rodgers postponed her sentencing until March 1 to allow her defense attorney an opportunity to argue possible discrepancies in sentencing guidelines.
Prior to his sentencing, a tearful Kent Hovind, also known as “Dr. Dino” asked for the court’s leniency.
“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.
Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty in November of 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faced a maximum of 288 years in prison.
Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements and faces a maximum of 225 years in prison.
Kent Hovind, who is incarcerated in the Escambia County Jail, will be assigned to a prison by the Bureau of Prisons. Rodgers recommended Kent Hovind be sent to the prison at Saufley Field in Pensacola so he will be close to his family.
It will be up to the Bureau of Prisons, however, to make that determination.
Would it be considered in poor taste to gloat a little over this? Maybe, but that won’t stop me.
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konstintin: A couple’s respect for and commitment to each other and families is most certainly NOT a Christian preserve. That’s why every culture in the world has families of all kinds. It’s part of being human, not religious. And—speaking as a straight person who’s been married for a dozen years—I find your reference to “homos” flat-out disgusting. You know nothing of human love or human goodness if you can’t give people credit for sharing each others’ lives fully, regardless of gender. If you’re only good to your wife and kids out of fear of hellfire or belief in a supernatural being, then it ain’t real love, in my book. IIRC, atheists and agnostics have a lower divorce rate than Christians anyway.
konstantin, I went to Sunday school, thank you very much, and I’m familiar enough with religion that I can pick out more saints in artwork than anyone I know, ‘cept for the librarian who used to be a nun. I walked away from Christianity after believing in God, and coming to the conclusion that the belief was not my own. This was a conscious decision, not one of ignorance. I’ve seen nothing since then that would make me change my mind. Certainly not your rambling. If anything, you will harden hearts, because people want to be perceived as reasonable, and you do nothing but make dodgy, ill-informed (at best) claims about “science” when you don’t spout dogma outright.
In case you’re interested, the Q’uran makes the same claims, i.e. “proving” the existence of Allah (the merciful, the compassionate). Allah (the merciful, the compassionate) must exist because He created the world—just look around you for the proof. So if that’s all the proof you need, why are you not Muslim? Read the Q’uran if you don’t believe me.
Oh, and btw: Please stop using honeybees as an example unless you learn a little more about them (like the fact that workers don’t mate with drones). Then again, you might not like knowing what happens to drones when they do mate with a Queen. Most guys tend to get a little queasy over that part. If honeybees are the especial creatures of a God who loves his creations, why does that have to happen to males? Ditto the male preying mantisses who are eaten (head-first) by the female when they mate. They’re a good reason that those arrangements “work” from an evolutionary standpoint. But for a God created in the image of bronze-age goat-herders…not so much.