The further adventures of “Doctor Dino”.

Posted by Mick on Friday, January 19, 2007 at 11:44 PM. Read 9489 times. Tags: , ,
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Remember Kent Hovind? Of course you do. The last we heard everybody’s favourite creationist nutbar and his creationist nutbar wife were looking at spending the foreseeable future preaching from behind bars. Well, Hovind’s sentence has been handed down, and it’s pretty much what everyone expected.

10 years for ‘Dr. Dino’

Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind was sentenced Friday afternoon to 10 years in prison on charges of tax fraud.

After a lengthy sentencing hearing that last 5 1/2 hours, U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers ordered Hovind also:

-- Pay $640,000 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service.

-- Pay the prosecution’s court costs of $7,078.

-- Serve three years parole once he is released from prison.

Hovind’s wife, Jo Hovind, also was scheduled to be sentenced. Rodgers postponed her sentencing until March 1 to allow her defense attorney an opportunity to argue possible discrepancies in sentencing guidelines.

Prior to his sentencing, a tearful Kent Hovind, also known as “Dr. Dino” asked for the court’s leniency.

“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.

Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty in November of 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faced a maximum of 288 years in prison.

Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements and faces a maximum of 225 years in prison.

Kent Hovind, who is incarcerated in the Escambia County Jail, will be assigned to a prison by the Bureau of Prisons. Rodgers recommended Kent Hovind be sent to the prison at Saufley Field in Pensacola so he will be close to his family.

It will be up to the Bureau of Prisons, however, to make that determination.

Would it be considered in poor taste to gloat a little over this? Maybe, but that won’t stop me.

Read the comments beneath the article for an extra laugh. 

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 02/24/2007 at 09:50 PM

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All those who have left comments such as these above will one day be kneeling before God Almighty and confess that He really was the maker of heaven and earth

You’re a bit different from the other god-botherers we get here.
You’re suggesting we all go and stand (I don’t do kneeling) before God first and then, we are given a final choice.
In fact, what you’re saying is, we can fuck about, fuck and doubt, and we can still save ourselves cos … well cos that’s what you’re preaching.
And there I was thinking, all we non-superstitious entities had already signed up for our one-way tickets to hell … so’s we could meet up with all the other intelligent life forms that went before us.  wink

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Psychromorbidus Canada Posted on 02/24/2007 at 10:10 PM

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Add another to the “go to Hell” list.

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The protein prospector!

Bog Brother United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 09:59 AM

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God’s Child -
Do you think we who are damned that comment here might get a group seating section in hell? 

And btw, are you an only child?

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 02/25/2007 at 01:31 PM

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(cont) was your dad a carpenter?
were you an early Marxist?
Are you useful when catering?

Have you seen the “God will fuck you up video”

Incidentally, with all these different Hells, what happens, so we get a season ticket to each, then bussed off to the next one?

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I know of only two things that are infinite- The universe, and human stupidity.
And I’m not sure about the universe.
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leguru United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 01:40 PM

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Actually, God’s Child’s brother was an only child! LOL

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What is a bad man but a good man’s job?
If you don’t understand this, you will get lost,
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It is the great secret.” LAO-TZU

KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 02:47 PM

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Every knee will bow

Ha! Sorry, heard that before. I don’t get on my knees for anyone.

Well, that’s not entirely true. But the things that I do on my knees have no business in church, I’ll tell you that.

//Will gladly kneel before Sadie......

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Sadie Jane United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 02:58 PM

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God apparently unzips his pants: The bible says “Every knee will bow every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord”. All those who have left comments such as these above will one day be kneeling before God Almighty and confess that He really was the maker of heaven and earth.  Praise be to God He is my Lord!!!!

Nope.

KPG: Will gladly kneel before Sadie......

We should start our own church...one worth attending! We might even achieve tax-exempt status.  smile

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KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 03:09 PM

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The sermons would certainly be more entertaining, but perhaps a bit muffled. Forget the symbolic canibalism of the Catholic Church, we could eat…

Well, you get the idea.

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MisterMook United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 05:29 PM

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If there turns out to be a God and the only reason I can find to kneel for him in an afterlife is because he’s “mighty”, then he’s a childish asshole that doesn’t deserve any credit anyways. If on the other hand, there is a God and no matter how atheist I’ve been he notices that I’m much less of the sort of dick who sneaks into a message board and posts random “Bible says” bullshit onto it and pats me on the back for it then I’m still ok.

But if there is a God, he’s probably still a loser for allowing this charade of worship go on this long. If you’re all powerful and omniscient then fuck you if you don’t need me saying “good job, dude” all the time and looking down on other people for not saying it the same way.

Let’s face it, if there’s a God then he’s a dick and everyone’s pretty screwed anyways, unless they’re the sort of pussy who gets off on kissing up to jerks and losers with power over them. You know, ass-kissers, brown-nosers? It’s less important that you do your “job” of being a human being right than getting coffee for God and telling him what a cute son he has? Right, that’s exactly the sort of guy that would be worth bullshitting about divine love about.

No thanks. I prefer the earthworms eat me and I rot in a box version.

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 02/25/2007 at 05:33 PM

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Will gladly kneel before Sadie......

Ah, kissing the Altar of Venus.  Mmm love that sacremental wine…

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MisterMook United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 05:52 PM

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Ok guys, I think it’s getting sort of creepy now…

Sadie Jane United States Posted on 02/25/2007 at 07:17 PM

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Ok guys, I think it’s getting sort of creepy now…

Randy Bachman (of BTO):
You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet

By the way, who knew that fundies occasionally listen to good music?

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Jesus' servant Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 11:33 AM

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Can i just say that God is an almighty creater and you people are captive by satan at his will. My hearts desire is that God will reveal the truth of the gospel of Christ into your dark evil hearts. I ask this in Jesus name! “anything you ask in my name i will do it” says God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 11:56 AM

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Shut the fuck up, you sanctimonious bitch.

Do I show up at your house and start telling everybody that your god is nothing but a fairy tale?  Whould you like me to? Better yet, maybe I’ll come over to your church and hand out little pamphlets to everybody, promoting free thought. That ought to fuck up your day pretty good.

Nobody here is held captive by satan’s will, because he’s just as much a fairy tale as your god. It’s all fucking bullshit, grow up and face the real world, and keep your fucking prayers to yourself.

Fuckhead.

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KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 11:57 AM

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To everyone else: Sorry if that seemed a bit harsh, but I’m completely fed up with sanctimonious pinheads telling me I’m hanging with satan or burning in hell or whatever other fairy story they’ve come up with.

I need some fucking whiskey.

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Les United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 12:01 PM

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Damn KPG, you’re a might bit testy today. Simmer down and relax before you give yourself a stroke.

KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 12:08 PM

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sigh…

I’m trying, Les, I’m trying

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 01:02 PM

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It’s the Satan.  Y’know, you smoke just a little Satan to take the edge off… tongue wink

Sadie Jane United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 02:10 PM

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Can i just say that God is an almighty creater and you people are captive by satan at his will. My hearts desire is that God will reveal the truth of the gospel of Christ into your dark evil hearts. I ask this in Jesus name! “anything you ask in my name i will do it” says God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Typical fundamentalist prattle, though I always find it amusing when people try to underscore their points with an excessive number of exclamation points. It’s almost as if they’re thinking “If I just type in one more exclamation point, my message will become that much more true!”

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 02:20 PM

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“If I just type in one more exclamation point, my message will become that much more true!”

From the same wellspring of typographic wisdom that prompts them to use all-caps for the word “truth” on bumper-stickers.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 02:31 PM

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To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: Five exclamation marks or more are a sure sign of insanity.

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KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 02:49 PM

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Sadie:“If I just type in one more exclamation point, my message will become that much more true!”

Hmm, perhaps it’s Piers Anthony....

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 05:23 PM

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Hmm, perhaps it’s Piers Anthony....

Nah- not talking to us like remedial children*. Possibly unfair I know, but while I found his ideas interesting his style was a bit ‘Sesame Street’. And he feels the need with anything vaguely fantasty to keep using the word ‘demenses’.

*But I will give you ‘remedial adults’ as a style option.

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And I’m not sure about the universe.
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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/28/2007 at 05:24 PM

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“If I just type in one more exclamation point, my message will become that much more true!”

2+2=4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See it works

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And I’m not sure about the universe.
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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 03/28/2007 at 05:50 PM

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Oh yeah?  Well 2+2=5 [!*(infinity+1)] Hah!

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