The further adventures of “Doctor Dino”.

Posted by Mick on Friday, January 19, 2007 at 11:44 PM. Read 10825 times. Tags: , ,
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Remember Kent Hovind? Of course you do. The last we heard everybody’s favourite creationist nutbar and his creationist nutbar wife were looking at spending the foreseeable future preaching from behind bars. Well, Hovind’s sentence has been handed down, and it’s pretty much what everyone expected.

10 years for ‘Dr. Dino’

Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind was sentenced Friday afternoon to 10 years in prison on charges of tax fraud.

After a lengthy sentencing hearing that last 5 1/2 hours, U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers ordered Hovind also:

—Pay $640,000 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service.

—Pay the prosecution’s court costs of $7,078.

—Serve three years parole once he is released from prison.

Hovind’s wife, Jo Hovind, also was scheduled to be sentenced. Rodgers postponed her sentencing until March 1 to allow her defense attorney an opportunity to argue possible discrepancies in sentencing guidelines.

Prior to his sentencing, a tearful Kent Hovind, also known as “Dr. Dino” asked for the court’s leniency.

“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.

Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty in November of 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faced a maximum of 288 years in prison.

Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements and faces a maximum of 225 years in prison.

Kent Hovind, who is incarcerated in the Escambia County Jail, will be assigned to a prison by the Bureau of Prisons. Rodgers recommended Kent Hovind be sent to the prison at Saufley Field in Pensacola so he will be close to his family.

It will be up to the Bureau of Prisons, however, to make that determination.


Would it be considered in poor taste to gloat a little over this? Maybe, but that won’t stop me.


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Les United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 01:45 AM

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Oh this news does my heathen heart some much needed good.

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 01/20/2007 at 04:32 AM

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“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.

Poor bastard; he just doesn’t get it, does he?
Ah well, at least in gaol he’ll have a captive audience.  wink 
Sorry.  LOL

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little slash Germany Posted on 01/20/2007 at 04:43 AM

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can’t wait to see prison break season 3 where micheal scofield and his gang try to extract howind from prison for religious beliefs. boy, wouldn’t that be fun?!

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 09:20 AM

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BWA-HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

(straightens tie, composes self)  Sorry there, I just couldn’t resist.

itdontmatter United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 09:30 AM

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The amount of restitution that was ordered to the IRS is not the full amount that he owed the IRS.  Will he be able to spew his crap from his cushy prison?

Weapon of Mass Disturbance United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 09:40 AM

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Blessed be the Goat.
The Goat is the Alpha and the Omega.

All hail the Goat, for He is the wellspring of all knowledge.

Hey, I could make a living doing this.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 10:45 AM

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“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,”

Why not pay the IRS directly? Oh, wait, it’s that secular protection racket.

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Ragman United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 11:49 AM

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There was no religious persecution in his case - prison is where God wanted Hovind.  It’s time for him to do some prison ministry.

cool grin

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 12:04 PM

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prison is where God wanted Hovind

Good point.

God must really love Hovind, why else would he be tested so sorely?

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cubiclegrrl United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 12:49 PM

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Actually, the “funny” comments were pretty depressing.  Tribalism, pure and simple.  Pat Robertson could rape kindergarteners and eat live kittens for the SuperBowl halftime show, and these gits would find a way to defend him and his “Christianity”.  And I don’t think I’m exaggerating by much there.  My husband likes to say, “Ignorance can be cured; stupidity is forever.“

Commiezilla United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 01:38 PM

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RE: cubiclegrrl

Aint that the truth. Wolves hunt in packs is the lesson of the day.
Its to bad that their “FLOCK” is so brainwashed that most will “FORGIVE” him for stealing from the US taxpayers.

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 01/20/2007 at 02:10 PM

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I wonder if he’ll try to get a webcam in his cell or something, or write a book maybe. Shows something of hypocrasy on his part but only those who want to see that will.

Anyway always seems strange to mee how financial crime is treated very much more seriously than murder, rape, etc. I suppose from the government’s perspective there are 2 things that affect getting what they want - public support and money, and they know how far they can tilt the balance between life and cash so that they still hold onto enough support to remain in power

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Sadie Jane United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 02:40 PM

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I must confess that this news puts a smile on my lips and joy in my heart.

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 01/20/2007 at 03:08 PM

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Ignorance can be cured; stupidity is forever

I like that one.

When any one complains just point out it is God’s will and part of his in-effiable plan.  Like the deaths of children in natural disasters.

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Tony United States Posted on 01/20/2007 at 04:03 PM

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“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.

As LuckyJohn noted, Hovind just doesn’t get it. He not only doesn’t want to serve time for his crimes, he wants others to pay for it! And you know it will be the same sap that have been sending him money already.

Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 01/20/2007 at 05:26 PM

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It seems to me often people who are particularly wealthy depend exploiting the general public for what they can get. Taking from the poor to give to the rich, a kind of anti-robin hood, seems the least moral way. Commercially there seems little choice but to pay high amounts when oligopolys control market prices.

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Bog Brother United States Posted on 01/21/2007 at 08:51 AM

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Anti-Robin hood has been the way of things throughout human history.  Very rarely do those with any form of power do anything truly altruistic.  The fact that Hovind is attempting to overtly take advantage of that should come as no surprise, especially since religion is without exception the prime perpetrator of “take from the poor and give to the rich (in this case the church doing the taking).“

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Frac Canada Posted on 01/22/2007 at 12:15 AM

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The rock of his walls and the iron of his bars was only 6000 years in the making. How hard can it be for him to break out?

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Ragman United States Posted on 01/22/2007 at 11:56 AM

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The rock of his walls and the iron of his bars was only 6000 years in the making. How hard can it be for him to break out?

Better make sure someone doesn’t smuggle him some of Pat Robertson’s miracle drink.

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Les United States Posted on 01/22/2007 at 12:57 PM

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OK Frac, that made me laugh out loud. Literally.

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Michael Peacock United States Posted on 01/22/2007 at 01:27 PM

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Les: Would it be considered in poor taste to gloat a little over this? Maybe, but that won’t stop me.

This was announced at the Amazing Meeting, and let me tell you that there was more than a little applause.

In addition, these stories got their fair share of gloating from the TAM attendees:

Item 1: Uri Geller is a fake

A hit Israeli TV show starring celebrity spoon-bender Uri Geller has come under fire from magicians for being full of “tricks and stunts”.
The self-proclaimed paranormalist is looking for others with his “powers” on Uri Geller Looks for a Successor.

Item 2: Sylvia Browne is also a fake

Montel Williams’ psychic pal Sylvia Browne told the family of missing Shawn Hornbeck he was dead shortly after the Missouri boy vanished - and later allegedly offered to help locate his body for $700 per half hour.
The popular TV clairvoyant appeared on the “Montel Williams Show” in February 2003, four months after Shawn disappeared, and told Pam and Craig Akers she believed their son was “no longer with us.“

She also advised that his body could be found in a wooded area 20 miles from their Richwoods, Mo., home, near two large jagged boulders.

Shawn, now 15, was found alive and well last Friday, living just miles away with a man now charged with snatching the boy when he was 11.

Gloat Mode Activated grin

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Consigliere United States Posted on 01/22/2007 at 02:43 PM

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I must confess that this news puts a smile on my lips and joy in my heart.

Proof that evolutionary altruism is hard-wired, or not. wink

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 01/22/2007 at 05:12 PM

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Seefa: Proof that evolutionary altruism is hard-wired, or not.

Not.  wink

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God's child Canada Posted on 02/24/2007 at 06:48 PM

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The bible says “Every knee will bow every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord”. All those who have left comments such as these above will one day be kneeling before God Almighty and confess that He really was the maker of heaven and earth.  Praise be to God He is my Lord!!!!

Les United States Posted on 02/24/2007 at 08:05 PM

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Like we’ve never heard that line of bullshit before…

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