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Yahoo! News - Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say
Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge’s inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.
“Could the outer avenue of Stonehenge...represent the way by which new life entered?” the article wondered, adding that when comparing “the layout of the henge with the anatomy of the human vulva. There is a distinct similarity.”
OK, so they aren’t actually claiming it’s prehistoric porn, but rather a giant fertility symbol. It was just the first thing that occurred to me when I thought of ancient men wandering around the newly completed Stonehenge marveling at how it represented it’s intended subject so well. I imagine the conversation probably went like this:
Ancient Man 1: Dude! Check it out! I’m standing on the clit and it’s “rock” hard too!
Ancient Man 2: That’s awesome, dude! But be careful, you don’t want ta fall into that birth canal or you’ll be lost forever.
Ancient Man 1: True, but what an excellent way to go, eh? Swallowed by a giant cooch?
Ancient Man 2: Indeed my friend. It sure beats being stomped by a woolly mammoth.
Posted on 07/09/2003 at 10:49 AM 
Posted on 07/10/2003 at 07:20 AM 
hahahah
Great!!
I can see it all in my head....