And I can’t blame him. As we stand on the brink of war that may be within hours of starting, Sol takes a moment to summarize and make sense of the logic behind the decisions The Shrub(TM) is making.
We are attacking a country, defying the will of the U.N., in order to show the world that you can’t defy the will of the U.N. We are attacking a country, ignoring the will of the people, in order to get rid of a dictator that ignores the will of his people. We are attacking a country that has been penned in for 12 years and shows no sign of going anywhere in order to free its people from oppression - the same people that were gassed (with weapons we provided) by a madman we installed as ruler, while we just shook our heads, chuckled, and said, “Oh, that nutty Saddam...” We are attacking a country in order to promote democracy - except that democracy in Iraq would mean Iranian-minded people would rule Iraq and Iran, so scratch that plan. We are attacking a country using weapons of mass destruction (I’d like to see ones that are not) in order to rid them of their weapons of mass destruction - weapons we have proof that they have but can’t seem to find - while other countries brag about having them and profess the will to use them. We are attacking a country for colluding with terrorists by employing the aid of the very countries from which terrorists struck American soil. We are attacking a country in order to eliminate terrorism by giving terrorist organizations a new cause to rally around.
Yeah, I’d say that about sums it up. Don’t worry Sol, it don’t make any sense to me either. I guess I’m just not edumacated enough to figger it out.



















I’m confused about why Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction are characterized by Bush as ‘evil’ and ours are not. What could be more ‘evil’ than dropping two atomic bombs on Hiroshima and killing countless innocent civilians? Is it only ‘evil’ when you use such weapons on your own people? Why can’t we just re-tool Saddam’s weapons to accept that ‘good’ ingredient all of our weapons contain? Maybe Bush should be working on making sure that the entire worlds supply of weapons are made so they only explode love and happiness upon unsuspecting enemies.
Ka-Blam! Oh look honey...marigolds! What a thoughtful enemy we have.