Shoot the Dew.

Posted by Les on Friday, October 18, 2002 at 11:46 AM. Read 553 times. Tags:
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It’s stupid. It’s dangerous. It’s ridiculous. I want one. What is it? It’s Birdman Weapons Systems’ “Do The Dew” Shotgun:

This “Six Pack” model of the “Dew the Dew Mountain Dew 12 oz. can Shotgun Style delivery system allows the user to “rapid fire” 12. oz unopened Mountain cans at incredible velocities!  This unit was used in the making of the many Mountain Dew commercials you see each day!

Yes, it’s a gun that launches cans of Mountain Dew, and probably any other soft drink, at speeds that could cause serious injury or even death! Imagine the look of surprise and horror when you confront that burglar who just broke into your home in the middle of the night armed with one of THESE babies!

FREEZE SCUMBAG OR I’LL PUMP YOU SO FULL OF MOUNTAIN DEW YOU’LL SPEND THE NEXT WEEK PISSING IT AWAY IN THE BATHROOM!

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Zaldor United States Posted on 10/18/2002 at 01:55 PM

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OMG!  That is awesome!  Of course, wonder if they still make it, that site was last updated Feb, 2001?  and is it really $40???

Les United States Posted on 10/18/2002 at 02:34 PM

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I’m thinking it might be a prank. But still, it would be awesome to own one.

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?????????? United States Posted on 01/02/2004 at 09:08 PM

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it is not a prank and im gonna buy one

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