Second funniest quote I’ve heard in awhile.

Posted by Les on Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 12:52 PM. Read 629 times. Tags:
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Is today National Funny Quote day or something?

This one comes from one of my favorite actresses, Kate Beckinsale, about a stunt she had to perform with Hugh Jackman in the recently released monster hunting action film Van Helsing. The stunt involves the two of them falling from a pretty good height with Jackman landing on his back and Beckinsale landing so that she is straddling Jackman’s face with her knees on either side of his head; a position I would be horrified to find myself in, to be sure. Anyway, Jackman is describing the stunt in this Sci Fi Wire blurb about the film and how well Beckinsale “nailed” the stunt in each of three takes. Beckinsale credits her work in the film Underworld for getting her ready for Van Helsing and then in regard to this particular stunt she had the following comment to add:

“Well, that’s the nice thing about English girls,” Beckinsale wryly added. “Someone asks for a crotch in the face, they get a crotch in the face.”

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Eric Paulsen United States Posted on 05/01/2004 at 05:38 PM

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Tell me where the line starts for that!

Tish Australia Posted on 05/02/2004 at 07:16 AM

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You see, we English lasses are so polite. You ask for something and we oblige!

Spocko United States Posted on 05/02/2004 at 10:22 AM

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I would like to order one crotch in my face please.

Alex Canada Posted on 05/03/2004 at 11:27 AM

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I’ll join that queue…

Tish Australia Posted on 05/07/2004 at 12:11 PM

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Gotta whole page of crotches here, gentlemendrool02.gif (don’t panic, Les)

Brock United States Posted on 05/07/2004 at 02:29 PM

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I can only guess what you were Googleing for to find it but thanks, Tish. I got a woodie looking at that site!

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Brock United States Posted on 05/07/2004 at 02:49 PM

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I even found a famous painting in one crotch sample:

American Walnut Burl

The Scream / Edvard Munch

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Brock United States Posted on 05/07/2004 at 03:06 PM

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It might be more visible in this pic.

(A post editing option sure would be useful for people like me.)

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tonia United States Posted on 12/09/2005 at 04:39 PM

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THANK GOD I wonte be seeing any of you all in hell! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
I smiling not because in believe in somthing you dont. I am smiling because I KNOW somthing you refuse to aknowledge. !!!!

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 12/09/2005 at 05:09 PM

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THANK GOD I wonte be seeing any of you all in hell!

You’ll be in hell all by yourself, then?

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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered.
Religion is answers that must never be questioned.
Politics is answers that lobbyists pay for.

Les United States Posted on 12/09/2005 at 05:38 PM

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If “Tonia” is representative of the average literacy of people in heaven then give me hell any day of the week, please.

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All I know is my steak tastes better when I take my steak tastes better pill
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Sadie Jane United States Posted on 12/09/2005 at 05:43 PM

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If “Tonia? is representative of the average literacy of people in heaven then give me hell any day of the week, please.

Me too. Maybe “hell” is just code for “afterlife hangout of the reasonably intelligent or those blessed with common sense.” cool smile

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