you wouldnt guess this to come out a christians mouth, but ya all can go fuck yourselves. first off do i think its a sin to swear? obviously not. was the word f.u.c.k even prevelant in biblical times? no. so with that said ill move on. what is your deal? cannot a man believe what he wants to? Evolution has been forced down our throughts forever. so why cant someone who believes in god do the same. Athiests spread thier anti message as load as they want to, with out any reprocutions, but for a believer too confess thier faith, they are considered a crazy fundamentalist. Sure kent hovind is bold, a conspiracy theorist, and some what cocky on his assertions, but hes willing to prove his assertions on a scientific level. i didnt bother to spell check this nor do i care if its posted. i will not pray for you nor tell you how wrong you are. i do however find it hillarious that i know this will not be printed, because of the cowardice on behalf of the ones who see fit to call out thier dissbelief. the second someone step on your toes you run with out fight. no one is forced to believe jack shit. were all free to do so. faith is labeled as a pushy thing. and their are beleivers just like you. that go out of their way to tell you you are wrong. I am not one of these people. i am writing on behalf of the people who do believe and are criticized for it. im not aa usual christian i do fight fire with fire. maby being nice no longer will work. so in closing. be a man dont hide if you got something to say say it dont belittle peolpe behind your computer like a pussy!

p.s if you pussys want to belittle me, email me, i would love to meet in person. maybey i can pound jesus into your thick skulz. p.p.s bless you all.

El destructo!  Prepare to face the reprocutions of your actions!

LOL.

Sorry Skippy, El destructo wins hands down. 

Oh, and, uh, jebus loves you!

Athiests spread thier anti message as load as they want to, with out any reprocutions, but for a believer too confess thier faith, they are considered a crazy fundamentalist.

You know what? That just says it all, man.

Isn’t he just precious the way he sits at mommy’s computer in his big boy pants?

Awww…

i would love to meet in person

Sure you would. Frankfort, MI, you simple git. I hang in a bar called the Villa every Friday night. Come on up and teach me a lesson....

i do however find it hillarious that i know this will not be printed, because of the cowardice

I am not aware of any time that someone’s comment has not been posted. Where would we get our entertainment from?

Wow, gimme some of that old time pounding Jesus into your thick skulls religion.

cannot a man believe what he wants to? Evolution has been forced down our throughts forever. so why cant someone who believes in god do the same. - el destructo

Okay, one last time: faith in god = religous belief. It requires faith because there is no proof and no way to test a hypothesis either supporting or refuting the postulation that god exists. Evolution = scientific theory. There is much evidence to support the theory and is entirely open to testing, being a theory if a specific test fails, the theory is amended.

Nobody cares what you believe special e.d., because belief does not have to be rational or founded in reality. People believe in a lot of things without proof: UFOs, Iraqs WMD Program, Compassionate Conservatism and I am willing to let them...until it becomes a danger to others. A belief in UFOs for eample is relatively harmless but belief in Iraqs WMDs has resulted in the death of 1639 Coalition troops, uncounted Iraqi civilians, a surge in homelessness and mental illness in returning American GIs, and a crippling deficit to name but a few. Let’s not go into how detrimental the belief in Compassionate Conservatism is.

Once your beliefs begin interfering with other people you damn well better expect those people to fight back. If you can show me actual physical evidence of this god fellow then we can discuss putting Hovinds’ ravings in the curriculum with evolution. Until then believe this, if you ever see me on the street and start talking trash like you have from behind the safety of your keyboard tonight I will squash you into a greasy stain.

Hey el destructo, as the possesser of a pussy, I’ll be more than happy to use it to whip your scrawny little arse right back to mummy

Jon said:
He seems to still be in Prosses of evolving. What do you think Mr. S.E.B?

Luckily, i can read Tyop:

I Really hope that Les is still in the process of evolving, for as hirstory has shown us, those the cease to evolve are extinct.

I really hope Les is not extinct

Why are all these regular god-botherers such illiterate fucks? Must be all the passion and exuberance.(Oops,just remembered Consig & THEO probably put my spelling to shame!) On the other thread;what sort of moron foolishly volunteers to butt heads with an unknown number of people he/she/it’s never met before? - ah thats right;A foolish moron.

And Tish - Please keep your dangerous pussy unloaded and stored in an armory;you might use it in anger and regret it later…

selfdestructo said:

Oh, never mind.  Some comments bite their own tails.

you wouldnt guess this to come out a christians mouth, but ya all can go fuck yourselves. first off do i think its a sin to swear? obviously not. was the word f.u.c.k even prevelant in biblical times? no. so with that said ill move on. what is your deal? cannot a man believe what he wants to? Evolution has been forced down our throughts forever. so why cant someone who believes in god do the same. Athiests spread thier anti message as load as they want to, with out any reprocutions, but for a believer too confess thier faith, they are considered a crazy fundamentalist. Sure kent hovind is bold, a conspiracy theorist, and some what cocky on his assertions, but hes willing to prove his assertions on a scientific level. i didnt bother to spell check this nor do i care if its posted. i will not pray for you nor tell you how wrong you are. i do however find it hillarious that i know this will not be printed, because of the cowardice on behalf of the ones who see fit to call out thier dissbelief. the second someone step on your toes you run with out fight. no one is forced to believe jack shit. were all free to do so. faith is labeled as a pushy thing. and their are beleivers just like you. that go out of their way to tell you you are wrong. I am not one of these people. i am writing on behalf of the people who do believe and are criticized for it. im not aa usual christian i do fight fire with fire. maby being nice no longer will work. so in closing. be a man dont hide if you got something to say say it dont belittle peolpe behind your computer like a pussy!

See?  This shit is just a fucking masterpiece.  There’s no way I could come up with this.  It must be the hand of God at work in the brain of the faithful that allows them to communicate this way, some form of divine savant-ism.  Mozart, Da Vinci, and now, El Destructo! (I went ahead and gave him the capitalization that a man of his talent deserves.  Or any proper noun for that matter.)

Now, thanks to El D, my destiny is clear.  I must create a website that allows you to type in grammatically correct rational sentences, and shizzolate it into this kind of fanatical drivel. I will call it...the God-O-Lator 8000!
(Copyright 2005, boilerplate, boilerplate...)

El D,

That was sweet.  Go on another rant!  I haven’t read a diatribe written with so much passion for such a long time.  Evolution really pisses you off doesn’t it?  It’s funny when scientific theories cause people apoplexy.  Hey, I have another piece of science you can get angry about, how about plate tectonics!  Tell us about how we’ve been pushing plate tectonics on Christians trying to convince them that the Earth is older than 6000 years!  That would be wicked!

What about gravity? This gravity thing has always pissed me off. It shouldn’t be allowed!

Yeah, fuckin’ gravity.  I hate that sonovabitch.  Inertia’s always irked me as well.  Objects at rest tend to stay at rest my ass!!!  That’s been crammed down my throat for far too long.

What the hell kind of sorry belief system do you have when you can’t deal with the notion that someone, somewhere out in cyberspace, might disagree with you?
On a somewhat related tangent, the Baltimore Sun printed a letter today from some guy talking about how creationism trumped evolution because the theory of evolution, at 150 years old, just has to be outdated, and we should be turning to more modern, cutting edge theories. Like FREAKING CREATIONISM, THAT PARAGON OF MODERNITY.

How can you not get pissed off when so many people out there believes the world is round!  It’s just crazy talk.  Euclid said the world is flat and that’s good enough for me!  Besides, this round Earth thing has been around since the 1600s.  Can you believe anything that those people came up with?  They used to believe that exsanguination is a cure all.  Silly fools.  THE WORLD IS FLAT DAMMIT!!!!

Hey, heathen hog, you don’t need no no-nothing pagan Greek to tell you the world is flat- God says so too:

“Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world and the glory of them; and saith unto him, All these things will I give thee if thou wilt fall down and worship me. Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan, for it is written Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.” (Matt., IV, 8, 9, 10.)

Although, to give the Devil his due, maybe his “exceeding high mountain” was furnished with monitors connected to videocams placed all around the Earth.  Wouldn’t put it past him to mess with Jesus’ head like that.  Luckily for all of us, the Lord knew what side His Bread was Buttered on.

Halleluja! Amen!

Okay Les, fess up.  You’re el destructo in disguise and just wanted some amusement, right?  I can not believe that was a real person.  Please confess Les.

Regards,

Hey, if George Bush is a real person, el destructo is just as likely to be real.  Unfortunately.

Wasn’t me. I’ve been a bad boy and somewhat neglectful of my blog the past week or so. I’m trying to get back into the swing of things now.

As for “el stupido,” well, all I can say is I get emails of that nature all to often to not think those are real people out there.

Wow, all you guys sure have a lot to say about things you don’t understand.  But this site has interested me.  You got that El D guy to hate you so much that he claimed to be a christian just to show his hatred for you.  You deffinitly won that battle.  You made him look like a fool. I guess the reason I thought I should write something is because I wish people like you would stop all this insane stupidity an think about truth.  The truth is science proves evolution is a joke!!! Why do you even waste time with it anymore?  Do you have a reason to love it so much?  Do you have a reason to reject the Bible?  I live in a part of the world the has rejected the Bible and the Truth.  And I wish you could see what happends to people.  I’ll write more if you care to hear but I don’t want to just waste my time if I am just adding to your laughter.

Henry gurgled: Wow, all you guys sure have a lot to say about things you don’t understand.

Rather than zinging off a one-liner like this, why don’t you SHOW US what things we “don’t understand”, Rabbi? 

Henry: I guess the reason I thought I should write something is because I wish people like you would stop all this insane stupidity an think about truth.

Oh, how *special*!  When do we all get to hold hands and sing Kumbayah, Henry? 

I wish there was World Peace and no more disease or sickness, no more bigotry or prejudice, no more need for armies or police and courts and judges . . .

But what I really *really* wish for is some Fruity Pebbles that don’t get soggy 5 minutes after adding the milk!  That’s what the world *really* needs!

Hey, we can always *wish*, Henry . . .

Henry: The truth is science proves evolution is a joke!!!

. . . and your proof of this is *where*, Henry?

Henry: Why do you even waste time with it anymore?

Henry: Do you have a reason to love it so much?  Do you have a reason to reject the Bible?

Henry: I live in a part of the world the has rejected the Bible and the Truth.  And I wish you could see what happends to people.  I’ll write more if you care to hear but I don’t want to just waste my time if I am just adding to your laughter.

Please, Henry - PRETTY PLEASE - tell me what happens in your part of the world when people reject the Bible and The Truth(tm).

I’m on the edge of my seat, anxiously awaiting your reply . . .