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SEB Parenting Tip For The Day: Just turn the PC off.

My guess is this guy won’t be winning any parenting awards soon:

The older Langenderfer reportedly told deputies he was mad that his son had not done the laundry and was spending all his time playing games on their computer. He told deputies that although he told his son he was going to shoot the computer, the gun accidentally fired.

The bullet hit the wall about three feet from where the son was sitting.

Given what this guy’s picture looks like, it’s not an entirely surprising choice on his part.

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hodge Posted on 04/25/2006 at 05:44 PM

God must’ve kicked his ass with an ugly stick.

LuckyJohn19 Posted on 04/25/2006 at 08:02 PM

My mate just switches the power off at the fuse box, to get the kids outa the house.
And yes, I did ask him about the electronic stuff he has to reset, but he’s an artist/teacher - on a completely different wave length to we mere mortals.

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Moloch Posted on 04/25/2006 at 11:35 PM

Oh shit! It’s getting WARMER! BFD.
We peed the bed and now we have to sleep in it.

There is nothing we can do about it. I, for one, will not be changing a single damn thing about my life. I don’t/won’t have kids so I don’t give a rats ass about the next generation.

Have a nice day. 

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Moloch Posted on 04/25/2006 at 11:38 PM

Son of a bitch, I posted in the wrong topic.

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Perc Posted on 04/26/2006 at 10:17 AM

Dude.  That’s TOTALLY Kiefer Sutherland!  Before he fired at the computer (which was necessary in order to preserve Patriotism and Order in these United States), he warned the terrorist-suspect son, Please for the love of God, don’t make me have to do this!

Mrs. SEB Posted on 04/26/2006 at 09:03 PM

Yet, again, more proof that our average citizens are dumb-ass mfers.

This species is doomed to self-destruct.

Frumpa Posted on 04/27/2006 at 02:57 AM

No way Mrs.S - havent you seen the Matrix? - humans are a virus and we’ll exist in some form forever..we’ll fuck this planet,then desperately struggle to find somewhere else to stuff up.We’ll succeed though no doubt

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