Scott Adams goes off the deep end.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 01:03 AM. Read 1573 times. Tags: ,
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I’m beginning to think all that time spent by Scott Adams trying to think the same way stupid people do so he can turn it into a funny comic strip is starting to take its toll on him, and I say that as a Dilbert fan myself. Scott and PZ Myers got into an argument not too long ago over Scott’s rather sad attempt to justify the teaching of Intelligent Design as an “alternative” theory to evolution. I read Scott’s writings on the topic and I could at least follow where he was coming from even though it was, as PZ pointed out, a pretty piss-poor argument.

Well today Scott took it upon himself to tackle the weighty subject of intelligence and how you determine what is and isn’t intelligent and through an amazingly silly turn of thinking he comes to the conclusion that the Big Bang itself was intelligent:

Consider the simple act of picking up a pencil. It requires your brain and your muscles, but it also requires you to exist in the first place. And that means that your mother and father are part of the process, as well as their parents, etc. Once you existed, and within your body, there was a vast sequence of cause and effect between your brain and your muscles to make it all happen. You might say that “you” picked up the pencil, but I look at the big picture and say the Big Bang picked up that pencil – with or without the existence of free will – because without the Big Bang, none of it would happen.

Got that? Because there had to be a Big Bang before there could be a you then the Big Bang is responsible for everything that happened after the Big Bang and seeing as you picking up a pencil occurred after the Big Bang then by Scott’s style of logic the Big Bang actually picked up the pencil and is therefor intelligent. It’s almost stunning in its simplemindedness.

To begin with the Big Bang is an event, not a thing. It’s a label we apply to something that happened. The universe exists as a result of the Big Bang, but the universe isn’t the Big Bang. Not being a thing it can’t be said to possess any traits such as intelligence.

It’d almost be funny if it weren’t apparent that Scott is serious about this. He continues with the following…

If you reject the Big Bang as being intelligent – after acknowledging that it created so many books and other works of art, it leaves you with no test for intelligence.

If we accept Scott’s line of reasoning we still don’t have a test for intelligence because the logical conclusion to be drawn from his argument is that everything is intelligent. Here’s the clincher in his argument:

I take the practical approach – that something is intelligent if it unambiguously performs tasks that require intelligence. Writing Moby Dick required intelligence. The Big Bang wrote Moby Dick. Therefore, the Big Bang is intelligent, and you and I are created by that same intelligence. Therefore, we are created by an intelligent entity.

Wow, just wow. That ridiculously huge jump from “writing Moby Dick required intelligence” to “the Big Bang wrote Moby Dick” is just amazing, isn’t it? Clearly it takes a special sort of intellect to cover such huge leaps in logic in a single bound like that.

He finishes up with…

I don’t see how an atheist can think otherwise.

Apparently because you’re a moron, Mr. Adams, who thinks the Big Bang is an intelligent entity that is actually pumping out your comic strip for you.

Scott, in all seriousness for a moment, you’re a funny guy who has a very successful and amusing comic strip, but you suck as a philosopher or big thinker or whatever the hell it is you’re trying to accomplish with nonsense like the above. Be happy with what you’re good at and the rest of us will be happy for you.

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zilch Austria Posted on 02/01/2007 at 09:08 AM

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How’d you sneak that in so fast, DoF?  Also true enough, leider Gottes.

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 09:18 AM

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Politics is answers to a lobbyists questions.

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Thriceberg United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 09:30 AM

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There has been research as to the percentage of prison population that is atheist.

According to the US Federal Bureau of Prisons, in 1997 only 0.21% of the prison population was atheist.  And I believe that this info was gathered from prisoners entering prison, therefore it isn’t tainted by prisoners “finding god” as a means to get past the parole board.

Here are the numbers:

http://holysmoke.org/icr-pri.htm

Of course, also keep in mind that responses of “unknown” or no answer at all were simply excluded from the calculation of percentages, so interpret that as you will.

Oh, and how about “Politics is answers overridden by image.”

zilch Austria Posted on 02/01/2007 at 09:58 AM

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There seem to be several different sets of numbers floating around the ‘net concerning the percentage of atheists in prison.  The odious Vox Day quoted some figures over at Scott Adams’ blog that purported to show that atheists are overrepresented in prison, to the tune of almost three to one.

I personally suspect (just wild speculation here, take this cum grano salis) that
1) the percentage of “atheists” any poll produces is highly dependent on the precise wording of the questions, and
2) since atheists are, on the average, better educated than believers, and better educated people are underrepresented in prison, it would come as no surprise if we found fewer atheists in prison than believers.  This doesn’t necessarily mean that atheism predisposes to less criminal behavior than theism.  It just means that, if you’re better educated, you’re more likely to be atheistic and more likely to be not in prison.

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Webs United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 10:15 AM

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I have given up reading stats on the Internet that don’t report: a)pop and sample size b)mean, median, mode c)have a referenced citation of who actually conducted the study d)and of course the alpha.  Without these items stats don’t mean shit.

As for believers to nonbelievers in prison.  I would suspect some people who claim to be a certain religion in prison also converted in hopes that God will make their time easier, or for whatever other reason.  I would imagine that both sides are over reported.

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zilch Austria Posted on 02/01/2007 at 10:47 AM

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I would suspect some people who claim to be a certain religion in prison also converted in hopes that God will make their time easier, or for whatever other reason.

Since I’m incarcerated on Earth for life, I tried that already, but it didn’t work.  She just keeps poking me with her Horn.

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Brock United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 10:50 AM

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“Politics is answers that lobbyists pay for.”
(Elwed, I typed this one before I realized there was a page 2 and saw your “Politics is answers to a lobbyists questions.” Weird, huh?)

“Politics is questions asked by the minority.”

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 10:57 AM

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Brock, hats off. Mind if I tack “Politics is answers that lobbyists pay for.” on to my signature? wink

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zilch Austria Posted on 02/01/2007 at 11:08 AM

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Brock, weirdness is a many-spendored thing.  Speaking of weirdness- I might as well mention this here, since your signature is from Lincoln.  How many of you knew that two of the most important people of the nineteenth century were born on February 12, 1809?  That’s right- Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin share their birthday.  Needless to mention, the 200th anniversary, on 12.2.2009, will be a gala event, if Christ doesn’t show beforehand.  There’s already a silly wikiquarrel about the seemliness of mentioning the coincidence at all in Darwin’s Wiki entry.  Lord, what fools these mortals be…

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Brock United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 11:21 AM

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Not at all, Elwed. smile

Interesting, Zilch. I wonder if any losers were born on that day.

You gotta respect Lincoln; if for no other reason than that he legitimized ugly.

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Michael Peacock United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 12:05 PM

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Thriceberg: Pardon me, I am off to practice seppuku.

Dude - don’t be so hard on yourself.  You can probably do it with no practice at all.  wink

Brock: You gotta respect Lincoln; if for no other reason than that he legitimized ugly.

No doubt.  I’ve been meaning to say something about that sig - now that’s funny.

Brock: Interesting, Zilch. I wonder if any losers were born on that day.

Hmm ... being pre-web losers, would anyone have chronicled them?  I suppose not, and I find it sad that so much loser history might be forever lost.  Things are better now, as the wikiquarrel Zilch provided illustrates.  Ah, Vincent, your name shall live on in the annals of loserdom.

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Les United States Posted on 02/01/2007 at 12:53 PM

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Thrice, I deleted your double comment and your apology. No biggie. It happens to us all from time to time.

TAFKA Buzz, it was The Dilbert Principle which I only know because it was the one book by Scott Adams outside of Dilbert collections I’ve read and that part of the book convinced me I didn’t need to read the others.

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 02/01/2007 at 06:10 PM

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Elwed. Mind if I tack “Politics is answers that lobbyists pay for.” on to my signature?

Ditto with the hats off, Brock. You nailed it.  smile

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zilch Austria Posted on 02/02/2007 at 06:28 AM

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If anyone’s still following the sorry spectacle of PZ Myers and Scott Adams ranting at one another, here’s the latest installment: Adams addresses the issue at his blog with the rhetorical question “Am I Serious?.  The salient point: he doesn’t answer his own question, but merely gleefully lists the answers his readers have speculated.  This corroborates what I (and many others at both Pharyngula and The Dilbert Blog) have been saying:  Adams’ muddled and befuddled musings run the gamut from obvious satire to straightforward speculation about the nature of the universe, all mixed together, so there’s no knowing what he really believes.  And Adams is not telling, so he is a rather unrewarding target for reasoned argument.

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 02/02/2007 at 09:39 AM

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Often times (don’t ask me how often - I’m making it up as I go) when there’s serious mixed up with perceived satire the author will have intended serious but is damned glad others have interpreted the possibility of well-hidden satire so he can say it was satire all along if he gets into too big of a black hole with his serious.
It made sense to me.  wink
i.e. It started off as dead serious.
Others couldn’t believe he was so stupid and interpreted satire.
After trying to slap life into his seriously dead fish he’ll eventually ‘admit’ it was satire all the time.
But I am blaming the big bang for this comment.  LOL

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 02/02/2007 at 10:10 AM

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Often times I have a hard time distinguishing the real world we live in, from satire.

Werner Canada Posted on 09/21/2007 at 07:26 AM

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This comment is a little late but I just sort of tripped over this site while looking for criticisms of Adams. The thing about this guy is that his political views are generally indefensible so the only thing he can do is play the “ I am a universal cynic” as if that really said anything. IF your cynicism is universal then obviously this attitude should apply to the “cynic” themselves. It’s like the argument used to justify the existence of government by saying that “people are evil and need to be controlled” or whatever. If people are bad then the people at the top are even worse. I agree with some of your commentators that Dilbert is kind of overrated. I liked it at first but the ideas never really get anywhere. It’s all kind of “ I’m above it all so screw all of you “. But if you “don’t care”,etc.,etc., then why bother in the first place?

zilch Austria Posted on 09/21/2007 at 08:59 AM

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But if you “don’t care”,etc.,etc., then why bother in the first place?

If this is meant to apply to Scott Adams, I would say that he makes lots of money on Dilbert, and gets his ego (and maybe other things) stroked by myriads of sycophantic fans who show up at his blog.  He may have other reasons as well, but his impenetrable snarkiness makes it impossible to find out.

But don’t listen to me- I’m just a cynic too. LOL

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 11:12 AM

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Scott Adams is just a pointy-haired cartoonist.

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 11:50 AM

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He has become part of our culture, though.  You can call someone a “pointy-haired” anything and they’ll know what you mean.

Webs United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 12:05 PM

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The problem with Adams, is the same problem the Freakonomics authors have. They are very intelligent and accurate in their field. Once outside this field, the accuracy and legitimacy declines since people tend to be experts in only one area of interest. But the problem is these people use their sway from the one area to make a point in another area and think they know what they are talking about since they are an expert in that other area. But it turns out they are only an expert in that one area, and should treat information given out in other areas of interest as opinion and not fact.

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 12:09 PM

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DOF, you can call someone an “enemy combatant” and they’ll know what you mean. That doesn’t mean that I have to hold the architects of this concept in high regard.

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 09/21/2007 at 12:37 PM

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I think “pointy-haired X” is a much more agreed-upon and useful cultural shorthand than “enemy combatant”.  The latter means “terrorist caught by brave troops” to some and “hapless victim of national paranoia gone awry” to others. wink

Werner Canada Posted on 09/21/2007 at 08:18 PM

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Sorry if I wasn’t clear in my last sentence. My use of the word “you” was elliptical .. well sort of. I was referring to Adams there.

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