Can I get a rousing chorus of “DUH” please? Thank you.
Seems the mental giants at the Princeton Review did a survey recently that confirms that college students consume lots of drinks high in caffeine to get through their finals. Gee, ya think?
A recent Princeton Review survey revealed that students use drinks such as coffee, Red Bull and Coke to help fuel their studying during finals time. More than 50 percent of 1,000 students who were surveyed claimed coffee was their drink of choice.
Soft drinks followed closely with 46 percent and about 16 percent said they use energy drinks.
“Drinking plenty of coffee and other stimulants always works,” said Brandon Miyoshi, a senior majoring in international relations.
Proving once again you can never be so educated that you can’t waste time stating the fucking obvious.

















So...does this mean the next study they complete will be whether or not college students drink beer at parties? Can’t wait to hear the results!