Presenting the Jesus sky dancer!

Posted by Les on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 11:12 PM. Read 775 times. Tags: , , ,
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Remember that company I told you about that keeps sending me press releases for various inflatable thingamabobs, balloons, and whatnot? Well they just sent me this amazing wonder of wonders:


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Yes, it’s the Jesus sky dancer! Now you can have a spastic arm waving Jesus outside your church or place of business. Sure to lure in the faithful with his life-like appearance and realistic arm waggling action. Be the first to proudly display this bit of religious commercialization today!

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Thera United States Posted on 11/12/2007 at 03:30 AM

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That would certainly inspire me - to flee in the opposite direction

Webs United States Posted on 11/12/2007 at 04:20 PM

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LOL! Is it really that easy to draw in fundies to your church. A bigass inflatible Jesus.

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Neil United States Posted on 11/12/2007 at 04:30 PM

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I am a non-believing, anti-religious loudmouth skeptic.  All the same, I would love to have one of these.  You could take it to parties.  Or set it up in your front yard.  You could attach little strips of red & orange fabric around the outside and have jesus in hell, flailing about in the dancing flames.  You could buy a normal, non-jesus model, put them next to each other, and play Jesus Christ’s Knockout.  I think the first thing I would do is a little alteration.  Cut a round-ish hole in the crotch area, sew on some buttons or a one side of a zipper(like for detachable sleeves) and then do the same to a flesh-colored sleeve or windsock.  Attach to the body, flip the switch and presto!  Jesus now has a wiggling, flopping, afterlife-sized cock to impress the masses.  I’m sure that there are plenty more ideas to be had-fun for the whole family!

Neil T. United Kingdom Posted on 11/12/2007 at 07:14 PM

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I prefer Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.

http://www.wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman.com/

Bog Brother United States Posted on 11/12/2007 at 07:32 PM

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!  That dude gets around.  I think he’s been on Futurama, the Simpsons AND Family Guy.  Oh right, the link...I may be wrong about the Simpsons and Futurama.

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Ragman United States Posted on 11/13/2007 at 11:25 AM

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Set it up next to an inflatable satan and let’em fight it out. wink

Is it just me, or does the torso/base look kinda like the inflatable penis the Rolling Stones used on tour???

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