I’m sure most people have seen pictures of the diner sign that says,

“Eat here, get gas”.

One for the Republicans (on my brother-in-law’s truck),

“Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you”

I actually saw a New Hampshire license plate that said,

“4MORE4W”.  I didn’t know you could do political ads on your plate.

And one for those who think with a dirty mind, I saw this on a local truck that does driveway sealing,

“Hot Crack Filling”

here are a few:
KEEP HONKING! I’M RELOADING!

HOW’S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN THE BITCH FELL OFF (reserved for bikers)

I FOUND JESUS! HE’S IN THE TRUNK!

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIBLE BURNERS!

next couple are appropriate Vegas bumper stickers:
IF YOU {heart} YOUR PET THEN YOU ALREADY {spade} IT

I {club} SEALS

here’s one on a priest’s truck:
JESUS HAS NO PLACE IN THE BEDROOM

one on a former priest’s car:
I {heart} ALTAR BOYS

well… the priest didn’t put that on there. the boy’s friends did!

One I carried for years in my glove compartment, but never had the balls (or lack of brains) to put on my bumper:
BAD COP!
NO DONUT!

it contains 100 balls and turns on old women oh its a game of bingo, oh its a game of bingo

My mum used to have ‘Driver under influence of children’

During Nixon’s second bid for the presidency: LICK DICK IN ‘72!

During Bush’s bid for the presidency: LICK BUSH IN 2000!

I don’t really know why I remember *those* particular bumper stickers out of all the others I’ve seen . . .