Dick fucking Dick dosn’t make sense!

HAa Ha. I was just saying Fuck Islam and Fuck christians and especialy fuck the pope right up the ol’ papal pooper so I looked up ‘fuck the pope’ and found yer web site. I used to live in Michigan but now I’m in the puget sound area. Glad to see people are fucking the pope back home.

You are all disrespectful bunch of fags, you have no reason to disrespect the pope. We have freedom of expression and just like all you fags say how fucking a guy is good he has the right to say it’s nasty, exactly what it is. “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.“ Leviticus 20:13. Go ahead gay fuckers, burn in hell!

I’ve been promoted to fag!  Woo hoo!  Brock, let’s go pick up some guys.  I can finally hold my head up high.

Actually I’m a heterosexual male, but I will concede that I am disrespectful of the Pope. He’s an asshole. I think it’s pretty fucking funny that you bitch about us saying nasty things about the Pope and then whine about how the Pope has the right to say what he wants because of freedom of expression.

I have every reason to disrespect the Pope and, under the same freedom of expression that you use to defend the Pope’s bigoted comments, I have the right to express that disrespect for the Pope. Just as I have a right to laugh my ass off over how fucking clueless you are. I doubt you’ll be winning any awards for Christian of the year with that comment! :-D

If anyone wants to perform gay marriages, there are two things I can think of right away: either become an ordained Unitarian Universalist minister (sorry, no link for that one.) or you can go to the Universal Life Church (http://www.ulc.org).

Good luck!

“Would you like to see the pope on the end of a rope - do you think he’s a fool?“
After Forever, Black Sabbath

Cindy, Cindy, Cindy….

Nobody does Leviticus anymore.  It’s just SOO Old Testament.

you people need to find work.  you have way too much time on your hands and not enough brain cells in your heads!

It would help if we knew whom you were addressing there, Shane. Though your comments are amusing either way when one considers your punctuation skills.

of course hes a bigot, you go through the hitler youth probram and bigotry is a requrement for graduation.  Fucker can go and sell himself in the german underground to some whore who loves the old guys.  I live for the day that the vatican is utterly removed from existance, it is a monument to glorified bigotry and misanthropy.

WhiteBlood: I live for the day that the vatican is utterly removed from existence, it is a monument to glorified bigotry and misanthropy.

Gotta tell ya, mate, I’m more fearful of the Evangeliclods and the likes of Westbro, than The Holy Roman Catholic Church.
The HRCC is not, now, preaching hate and ‘the end is nigh’.
Sure, they’re not as relaxed as some but, other than Buddhists, who is?

WBOTH, keep in mind you’re reading the archives. At the time I wrote this Pope John Paul II was still alive and kicking. After all this entry is from back in 2003.

Wow I feel out of date now.  Either way, I don’t suppose the situation has changed much between John Paul 2 and Benedict the 16th.  I still stand with my statement that the catholic church stands as a major threat.  The evangelicals, while they pose a threat without a doubt, aren’t as large of a target, and that if the big one topples, some of the rest will follow suit. 

Also, divisions such as the dominionists and other ‘soldiers of christ’ exist, people willing to go much farther than the general church-goer to seek supremacy.

Also, the Taoists are pretty relaxed and close to Buddhists and I wanna thank Les for waking me up as to the date on this, I’m not all the way there sometimes.

WhiteBlood: I’m not all the way there sometimes.

Nor am I, so don’t go thinking you’re special.

Am gonna be honest I don’t like the pope or cathoilics 4 that matter just because of the whole kiddy fidling, I dont mind gays but what I don’t like is how some (not saying all) gays seem 2 overreact bout everything and sort of try and persuade hetrosexuals to turn gay cos i think tht the ones doin tht ARE evil! The world is going 2 fuck just now with all this gay rights crap which started everyone getting rights which is totally fucking rong (e.g sex offenders etc having more rights than some normal hard working people!!) And something else that really gets to me is how the fuck muslims and other religions apart from Christians can say anything they fuckin want these days and come over to the UK and have christmas trees banned in hospitals because they dont beleive in it but if we were to go 2 a muslim country and say something like fuck allah we wouldn’t be leaving that country alive!! It’s about time we stop people just walking into our countries and doing what they like (UK & US) and then all these countries like Iraq call us evil when its them thats evil but just cant fuckin see it!! sorry bit of a change of subject but just needed 2 get that off my chest! please comment me back and tell me what you think about this!! Thanks

Crombie: please comment me back and tell me what you think about this!!

To use your country’s slang, I think you’re a wanker.

I dont mind gays but what I don’t like is how some (not saying all) gays seem 2 overreact bout everything and sort of try and persuade hetrosexuals to turn gay

Did you know that you that gays get ‘Convo Points’ for each conversion?  Convo Points can be redeemed for gift certificates for Crate and Barrel, Ikea, or Bed Bath, and Beyond.

The world is going 2 fuck just now with all this gay rights crap which started everyone getting rights which is totally fucking rong (e.g sex offenders etc having more rights than some normal hard working people!!)

Oh Christ, I know exactly what you mean, you gave the faggots rights, and now everybody wanted them.

It’s about time we stop people just walking into our countries and doing what they like (UK & US) and then all these countries like Iraq call us evil when its them thats evil but just cant fuckin see it!!

In the US, they just come across the border and then start selling tacos and cleaning toilets.  I hate it too when countries start talking shit; the thing I can’t figure out is how countries have learned to talk, I mean they are just dirt and water and rocks, they ain’t got no mouth, how do they make the sounds?

please comment me back and tell me what you think about this!!

I really hate to be a spelling Nazi, but 2 and 4 are numbers, not words.

You gotta wonder what Crombie was Googling to run across this entry.

Thanks for giving us someone to point to and laugh at, Crombie.

IDM:

I hope Crombie is one of the regulars having some fun.  Nobody can be that spelling impaired.  That aside, you mentioned this:

Did you know that you that gays get ‘Convo Points’ for each conversion?

I didn’t, but I’ve always suspected so.  Can you use them to upgrade hotels and air travel too?

microbe (I love anagrams): I don’t mind gays but what I don’t like is how some (not saying all) gays seem 2 overreact bout everything and sort of try and persuade heterosexuals to turn gay.

Damn!!!
I must be a weird or weirdly wired - never once has a gay man ever asked me to turn gay.
I’d suggest you stop wearing that silly make-up and pink T-shirts that have ‘Fuck me; I’m gay’ printed on the front ... with a purple tele-tubbie on the back. 
I’m with Sadie on this one, microbe; you’re a fuckin’ wanker.

I add this for no reason ... of course I’m pissed ‘n stoned and I’m waiting for my stuff to do its stuff in the oven ... I’d give you a recipe but the keys are starting to blur ... or my fingers are hibernating. 
I just saw Desmond Tutu on a TV show.
He was at a Homeless Soccer thingy between a few countries, including Oz (we lost big-time) & USA, in Capetown, South Africa.
As Jon Stewart says: You’re the nicest person I ever met. 
Damn man nearly makes me cry with his simplicity.
What a wise man; of course he’s open to a bitta parody.
And another addition for no reason ... and I could go on but you’d becopme even more bored ...

I didn’t, but I’ve always suspected so.  Can you use them [Convo Points] to upgrade hotels and air travel too?

Not yet, but I have heard that they are trying to work a deal with a few of the airlines, cruise lines, and hotels.  I also heard that a deal with Thomas Pink is in the works.

Well at least a gay couple wouldn’t gripe about who left the toilet seat up.

That is a MAJOR advantage, the downside is that the back and edge of the toilet bowl needs cleaning twice as often.  Other advantages are that we only need one underwear drawer and we can identify the function of any device or clothing left in the bathroom.  Also there are no razors left on the edge of the bathtub and there are no feminine hygiene products anywhere (new or used).

If anyone wants to perform gay marriages, there are two things I can think of right away: either become an ordained Unitarian Universalist minister (sorry, no link for that one.) or you can go to the Universal Life Church (http://www.ulc.org).

In the US, legal gay marriages can only be performed in Mass.  The requirements for becoming a U-U minister are about the same as for most main line Christian churches (it is not easy).  There are some US Christian churches that perform gay marriages (where legal), such as Metropolitan Community Churches and United Church of Christ.  I would also say that some Episcopalian churches will also perform gay marriages, but most or all of the Episcopalian ministers that would have performed gay marriages are now refusing to perform ANY marriages.