You go, boy! Get ‘em!

I wanted to kill him after I heard that statement. Then I realized he is an old, pathetic little man.

LOL..I had a great visual going there for a minute.

This from a man wearing a dress and a phallic hat.

Les

I have a problem with the incredibly politically incorrect statement you made:

It’s probably a good thing I have a snowball’s chance of ever meeting the Pope. I’d end up bitch slapping him something fierce.

I talked to some bitches about it and they said they didn’t appreciate you associating them with a jerk like the Pope!

Anyone know how to get licensed to perform gay marriages? Is it possible to get a multistate license? I’m thinking of covering the west coast, since I may move to Oregon or Washington.

They’re starting to really honk me off. The fearful and prejudiced and ignorant, that is. Time to take action...and this is one of the better nose-tweaks I can think of.

Between the Pope and the Shrub, it’s been an interesting week for gays, hasn’t it?

As far as I’m concerned, they can both go screw themselves. Like you said, Les, what about the countless children molested through the ages?

What a load of crap!  Some of the most loving and beautiful relationships I’ve see are gay couples.  Society (used as a general term here) needs to quit focusing on people’s plumbing and start looking at what’s in their hearts!

The Pope held this huge mass in Toronto last year and a nearby furniture store ended up getting flooded with all the pilgrim’s sewage. Now we have legal gay marriages. There must be some sort of sign in there somewhere.

AG

Andy

I don’t get it…somebody put a sign in a toilet and it overflowed?  What’s that got to do with gay marriages?  Did the gay guys put the sign in the toilet while they were getting married?  The bastards…that’s why I’m against gay marriages.  If they can’t act right in the bathroom, they shouldn’t be getting married!  Well at least a gay couple wouldn’t gripe about who left the toilet seat up.

Signed Mad Bill

I vote Mild Bill as my current favorite new commenter here at SEB. Things sure have picked up conversation wise since he started showing up.

I have way too much time on my hands, but this is mo’ better” than paying some guy $150.00 an hour for therapy. I was just hackin’ on Andy there.  I couldn’t tell what he meant...is it a sign there shouldn’t be furniture stores?  Or there shouldn’t be toilets in furniture stores?  Well it can’t be that you can’t have signs in furniture stores!  Then I wouldn’t know where the Labor Day Sales were!  I don’t know...maybe it’s worth it as long as the gay guys are happy.

Let’s use a systems approach and identify all variables and entities:

Toilet
Pope
Furniture Store
Toronto
Gay Marriage
Pilgrims
Mass
Sign

Can anyone who has recently taken statistics tell me how many possible combinations you can have with 8 variables?  I use to know that crap.  Here’s one possible worst case scenario:

If the Pope is performing a Gay Marriage in Toronto in a Furniture Store after Mass in front of a bunch of Pilgrims and the Toilet overflows it’s a Sign that….

Damn…I still can’t figure it out.  See Les, I tried to use the scientific method and came up blank; therefore, all science is useless.  Andy, please tell me what you think this is a sign of, before I stay up all night trying every possible combination!

hehe its funny cause their different!

click here....aagggee.

Damn, dude, your band sucks, but your girlfriend is WAY HOT!

Antman

Dude, when get a break from taking hits of Ecstasy and staring at glow sticks, and snortin’ that “mary wanna”, can you “hip” me to what your last comment meant?

Ooops...I must be on “X”!  I meant when “you” get a break…

Okay i am researhing Gay Marriages for a project in one of my classes, and in almost every article ive read, it says that marriage is a sacrid thing held between a man and a woman…

well if you were to go out and ask most gay people, its not the marriage, or even the tax breaks that have anything to do with them wanting to be legally bound. its the fact that if their Life partner were to be hurt, or something of that nature, and they were to go to the hospital, they wouldnt be able to go into the hospital room to go and see them *legally*… if their life partner were to die, they would have no say over what happend to their body (even if they knew what their partner wanted, and the partners parents decided to do something else)…

~Vicky

look yall, you haters succ! y u gonna diss on gay people when you aint even tried to see wut its like to be gay. or mayby you do. y else would all these “non gay” people be checkin out THIS site stead of any other? im a girl and im not gay but i know a few guyz that are so if ur gonna diss on gay peeple, pleeze do it sumwher else. thanx

With Thanksgiving coming up I thought I would remind everyone that the little flap that covers the turkeys asshole is commonly referred to as “the popes nose”. Seems so appropriate, doesn’t it?

My grandfather always referred to it as the preacher’s nose, but I guess it is kind of the same thing.

Oh please, enough with the I wouldn’t be able to visit my dying gay friend in the hospital.  Hasn’t anyone heard of a durable power of attorney for healthcare?  Besides, with domestic violence on the rise in marriages it would probably be their life partner that sent them there anyway.  Why do gays want to be married anyway, do they want to suffer through infidelity, spousal abuse, spousal rape, in-laws from hell and all that other marriage related crap?  Get a fuckin’ dog, at least when your tired of the dog you can shot it.

The popes awsome gay marrige is evil and all u homos are evil to its adam and eve not adam and steve (> “)> Pope

The parrots walk among us.

Mad Mad World

In connection with the enactment of the Defense of Marriage Act, on 01/31/97, the General Accounting Office identified federal laws in which benefits, rights, and privileges are contingent on marital status.

The result is a collection of 1049 federal laws classified to the United States Code in which marital status is a factor.  To give readers a sense of the kinds of federal laws in which marital status is a factor, they classified the laws on the list into the following 13 categories:

Social Security and Related Programs,
Housing, and Food Stamps
Veterans’ Benefits
Taxation
Federal Civilian and Military Service Benefits
Employment Benefits and Related Laws
Immigration, Naturalization, and Aliens Indians
Trade, Commerce, and Intellectual Property
Financial Disclosure and Conflict of Interest
Crimes and Family Violence
Loans, Guarantees, and Payments in Agriculture
Federal Natural Resources and Related Laws
Miscellaneous Laws

A durable power of attorney just scratches the surface.

Gee I wonder if David will see this and what his next “I don’t mind personally what gays do or get” argument against gay marriage will be. Oh, I forgot - there’s always the Bible (again).

Thanks, rudycat!